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Note: this is only for entertainment purposes so don’t take this seriously please

It was December
And
Homer was coming back from the store to get presents for his family
And
As he got home
He wraps them up and puts them under the tree
When suddenly
He heard knocking
Homer looks through the door hole
To see sideshow bob
Homer yelps
Homer turns away
Thinking of what to do
Homer: ok ok homer calm down he’s just back to get me and my family on freaking Christmas..I know what to do
Homer kicks the door open
Homer then grabs his water hose
Sideshow Bob: hello Simpson! Did you miss me?!
Homer: not at all bob! Now go back to your home and stay out of Christmas! Don’t make me use this cold as hell water on you!
Sideshow Bob: go ahead simpson! I’m sure it won’t hurt me
Homer shoots water at him
But it froze
Sideshow bob breaks the piece off
And tastes it
Sideshow Bob: thank you for the popsicle…ohh my favorite too!
Homer grunts in anger
Throws the water hose
And
Locks the door
Homer: ok ok plan b !
Sideshow bob got inside somehow
But homer was not there
Sideshow Bob: come out where ever you are, lard ass!
Then homer was behind him
He hits him in the head from behind him
Homer: merry Christmas, Bob! And a happy new year!
He takes him out of his house
Characters (c) Matt groening

Description
Note: this is only for entertainment purposes so don’t take this seriously please

It was December
And
Homer was coming back from the store to get presents for his family
And
As he got home
He wraps them up and puts them under the tree
When suddenly
He heard knocking
Homer looks through the door hole
To see sideshow bob
Homer yelps
Homer turns away
Thinking of what to do
Homer: ok ok homer calm down he’s just back to get me and my family on freaking Christmas..I know what to do
Homer kicks the door open
Homer then grabs his water hose
Sideshow Bob: hello Simpson! Did you miss me?!
Homer: not at all bob! Now go back to your home and stay out of Christmas! Don’t make me use this cold as hell water on you!
Sideshow Bob: go ahead simpson! I’m sure it won’t hurt me
Homer shoots water at him
But it froze
Sideshow bob breaks the piece off
And tastes it
Sideshow Bob: thank you for the popsicle…ohh my favorite too!
Homer grunts in anger
Throws the water hose
And
Locks the door
Homer: ok ok plan b !
Sideshow bob got inside somehow
But homer was not there
Sideshow Bob: come out where ever you are, lard ass!
Then homer was behind him
He hits him in the head from behind him
Homer: merry Christmas, Bob! And a happy new year!
He takes him out of his house
Characters (c) Matt groening