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Published: 2008-07-28 17:51:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1731; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 33
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Uh oh, VOLTEER DRANK COFFEE!!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO FALL APART!!!!!!!!!! VOLTEER+COFFEE=TROUBLE!!!!!!!!I got Sparx's lines from RenamonMart. Tell me if you can't read them.
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And this is a perfect reason why volteer should never drink coffee...i wonder what would happen if he drank monster energy drinks?
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If he really drunk coffee he would talk forever, always, even more than usual... good god, FRIDGE HORROR!
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The world would simply end
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that's funny volteer drinking coffee oh god that's not good
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And spyro JUST put the world back together...
(end of DotD)
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Volteer: it's their fault for leaving it out!
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holy and i thought i was a chatterbox when i drink coffee lol
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#ThatFeelWhen you get a reply to a comment made when you were a teen
and are now a grow adult
*war flashbacks*
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Hithar: *gives Volteer a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig kiss*
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Volteer: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
*3 hours later*
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
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Hithar: You like that? How 'bout some more! *covers Volteer in lipstick kisses*
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Me: 
Volteer: *for Some reason he's on the ground on his back........* *shakes his head to clear it and get's up, looking confused* ................. huh? Wha? Did you say something?.................
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Me: It's the same with Fashun. =3
Hithar: *wraps tail around his neck* How about we go for a walk, hm?
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Volteer: Wha- Bu- nea........ OKAY!!!
Wrychael: 
Voltar: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVVVEEEEEZZZZZZ! Or else Mom's gonna get you!
(FYI Voltar is the Son of Volteer and Wrychael[the former Wind Guardian] )
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(Thus Hithar, likes to stir up trouble. 
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Hithar: *looks at you*
Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Hithar: *tackles you and smothers in lipstick*
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Get off!
(pulls out a machine with and large red button on it [I call it an explosive modulator] and pushes button into ground causing an explosion that sends Hithar flying)
Hope that teaches Hithar not to mess with me like that.
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Hithar: *flying* Shouldn't have done that. >=3
Luthina: *freezes the gun and shatters it*
Ariana: *melts the icy pieces of the gun*
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THIS IS NOT A GUN! IT'S AN EXPLOSIVE MODULATOR!! (pulls out laser-shooting XM8 assault rifle combined with a rocket/grenade launcher and shoots at Luthina and Ariana)
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Luthina: *freezes the shot aimed for her*
Ariana: *melts the shot aimed for her*
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Oh, you wanna play it that way...! (pulls out an electrical crystal and places it into XM8 and shoots electrical blasts at Luthina and Ariana)
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Hithar: *butts in the way of the shot and absorbs the electricity* Ah! That tickles! =3
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O_o
Okay, lets see how you like this! (turns XM8's power to max. and shoots nearly sending me flying)
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Hithar: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...very relaxing..
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(groans in anger) ALRIGHT!!! THAT DOES IT!!! (pulls out a multi-colored crystal and places it into gun and shoots electricity, fire, ice, earth, water, wind, shadow, light, and a superlaser at Hithar at full power)
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Is that the best you can do!? (the elemental shots each split into three and home in on each member of the trio) Beat that!
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Trio: *power elemental shields to defend themselves*
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Oh please. (the elemental shots find ways around the shields and attempt to hit the trio)
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Ariana: *merges into the ground and pops up and grabs you from behind giving a death grip* Call it off.
Luthina: *makes three shots hit decoy icicles*
Hithar: *flies around trees*
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Think that'll stop me Ariana? (teleports and shoots Ariana from behind) EAT LAZAH!!!
(The other elemental objects manuver around the icicles and attempt another strike on Luthina)
(Elemental objects follow Hithar's movement/path and take a couple shortcuts)
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Dolus: Okay wha-- *lazier aimed at Ariana barley misses him as Ariana hides behind him* Uh...what's going-- *rest of the trio hides behind Dolus as the shots hit him with no harm* ...Seriously, what's going on?
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(The elemental shots stop and regroup around me) Your friend, Hithar tried to kiss me and made me start a riot! They're lucky I didn't launch ALL my elemental powers.
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Dolus: Chose the wrong prey?
Trio: We only wanted to play with him.
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Oh. That answers why you three "attacked" me. Tell you what, I have an idea... (sends electricity, fire, ice, earth, water, wind, wood, metal, forest, spirit, healing, poison, fear, light, shadow, illusion, space, and time elemental orbs in random directions) Catch'em if ya can!
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Trio: *bound after the orbs in random directions*
Dolus: *giggles* Wow..
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That'll keep'em busy for a while. How intelligent are those three anyway?
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Dolus: Fairly, though sometimes they choose the wrong prey to kiss attack.
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LOL. (Looks at the trio) Hithar, look out! You got a...! (the metal orb accidentally collides with Hithar, making a "clang!" sound) Never mind.
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That must've hurt. (metal orb collides with earth and wood elemental balls causing a pinball kinda thing and the wood heads for Hithar as he gets back up) Hithar, look out! the wood ball-! (the wood ball hits Hithar) Never mind. Again...
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