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Published: 2005-02-03 03:57:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1791; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 108
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lol, poor link...hes no magical elf...but NOOOO santa still steals him in the middle of the night out of his bed and put in in the workshop! x3yah...i know im a little late for a christmasy deviation...well....F@%# YOU!
lol *hugs the mini pikachu doll*...i also like the nail in santa's little helpers head!
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I think the power of the triforce should convince him.
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lol, well at least its a steady job that pays... or does it? mwahaha! 
LJ.
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XD Hee hee hee. Poor little Link. He looks so adorable.
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heh heh i rember the time when santa stuffed me in his sack and made me make toys too *sigh* good times good times
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oh thats sick...what kind of sack...his or the toy sack!!! xD jk
good times, did he torture you while he stood naked infront of you eating his milk and cookies....*those arnt good times, un...less you like that kind of sick shit!*
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eeeeewwww all i did was make sexual toys for hookers sheesh get your mind out of the gutter pervert.........wait.....that sack did smell odd.........OH GOD!
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oh ok im so sorry, hmm these toys! what did they look like...how much?... I CANT GET IT OUT OF THERE ITS STUCK IN THE ICKY GOOOOO...and will prolly never be reliesed!!! hmm great a funny smelling sack... i would have run if i were you
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Well now that i think about......I never did see anyone with pointy ears.....and there was alot of beer in the workshop......and cursing......and Santa had alot of tattoos and piercings........and it was too hot to be the north pole......and someone tried to bend..........I'm starting to think that wasn't Santa.......It does explain why he stuffed me in his sack, at a bus stop, in June.
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yes...yes that would explain alot! i feel so sorry for you...but i think it was santa, i mean hes a pretty sick bastard if you ask me, and that sounds like somting he was capable of...pluss in june is about the time they make all the toys... even tho santa could just use his magic to do it all in one nigh...or more like 2 seconds...but he just to lazy...and he like to watch them little elves squerrm... so back to your story...was there a striper involved...drugs...and donkey maybe...so what did you do in his sack...
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let's see.....well...after being kidnapped i went back to "santa's" "workshop" and mad "toys" for little girls atleast i hope they were for girls.........and the "elves" were about to bend me over to test if the "batteries" worked (i just learned how to use the " " things and it's alot of fun) then all of a sudden my guardian angel came to save luckily my guardian angel is the ghost of a pimp (don't ask me how a pimp became an angel) and he got his baby powder out and executed his pimp slap of justice on the elves.....ok i made that part up..... Luckily Santa said I wouldn't look very good in a dress so he picked some blonde guy and dragged him into the back room........the screams lasted all night.........
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hmmm... yes, yes, i see! this has never happened to me with santa...ive always been agianst that bastard...never let my gard down for him...but the easter bunny on the other hand...OH OOOHHOHO...YAH.
damn that would be awsome to have a guardian pimp... ooooo, so thats were you put the batteries...i should try that on my X. You were very lucky sargent, you could have been the one in that room... did you ever see the kid come back out or did he go into salitary.
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He came out later........in a wheelchair......crying....the worst part is....i could have pulled off the dress much bettere let's face it I've got the legs for it. Oh, and I've spoken to the Easter Bunny wait sec YOUR THE ONE IN THOSE PICTURES! AREN'T YOU!?
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yes i see... that must suck...did he talk after being raped... poor pooor child. never saw it coming until it was in his mouth or...butt.
rwally...FUCK HE TOLD ME HE DIDNT TAKE ANY PICUTES!!! AHHGG!
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Nah, he just shivered.....alot..... I still sorry for him. Oh and trust me he took a lot, i didn't know you were into that kinda stuff but you look good in bunny ears
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yas...i prolly would have too...*lol, you see him huddled in a cornor going "omg...no...noo.....not that.....no...not there"...*shakes franticly**
yes me too... we should make him a get well card. FUCK! damn bunny screwed me over agian...well you havent seen anything yet from those pictures! hell yes!wait what? lol...awww i was wearing bunny ears Q-Q *grabs and nibbles on a carrot* i think i should go blow up things in those!
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Well he can't feel anything under his legs so it's not the best idea to get out the wheelchair plus he doesn't say anything anymore but for some reason he screms everytime he sees a pineapple.... Must hate spongebob or something. Yeah that bunny's got stories, you don't want to know what he can do with a string of easter eggs woo! Yeah, you should start destroying stuff girls exploding stuff in bunny ears is hot!......why is that?
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hmmm that sucks ass...that sounds the same with me and mayonaise and 50 year old midgets...hmm, heh...oh god!
DAMN....WHAT KIND OF STORIES!...oh... i dont want TO KNOW!!!! HAH I WAS THERE AND FULL ON ACTION!!!!...uuhh.....oh...gez....nvm... LOL
really....i wouldnt know! b/c i dont lthink girls in bunny outfits are hott... but GUYS ON THE OTHER HAND DRESSED LIKE THAT!!!! heh! heh!
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Mayoniase?....why didn't i think of that? hmmmm.... Oh well I can't tell you the stories I've heard but just to give you an idea, egg yolks and 12 years olds, yeah you heard me egg yolk. Well I look great in a bunny suit but it gives me a wedgie, then i got a wedgie and met santa in the county jail and it all just went down hill from there...
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hell yes! Mayoniase! all the sleezy slutty girls need to be show some olf fat people having sex..and they would be covered in mayoniase! and maybe relish!
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo......egg yolk...i can see were this ones going!!! x_X
i hate wedgies....*sigh* so fucking annoying! hmmm really a bunny suit does that? what you wearing a man thong or somthin. yes...alot of people get raped in jail... >_>
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you forgot ketchup can you just imagine all the wrinkles and sags flapping ooooooohhhhh sexy ehh?
pretty hot huh? egg yolks oh and then he used the shells i didn't ask about that part even I have limits
Raped? what are you talking about as soon as he saw me he said it reminded him of the night with the blonde guy then he went into the whole story, in detail, and with pictures. Trust me that tramatized me more then any amount of sadomy ever could *shiver*
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Oh don't worry it takes alot to make me puke, mostly public access tv and infomercials do it fast, but as for me I'd just be sitting there *yelling like it's a boxing match* IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
Sadly, skull rape has only been an act of violence to me, like when I said "If you get Jeff pissed off , he won't even rip your eyes out first, he'll just tap you on the shoulder , you'll turn around going "what is..." BAM! your screaming while your retina gets rammed hard"
I had no choice turns out the guards were into that kinda thing they got out a projectir and everyone go a midnight screening, plus he had Dolby Digital sound in surround not to mention encore throughout the night, I still see that poor guy with a dress hiked up on all fours *cringes*
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HELL YES! but i think i would start eating the ketchup....mmm so good! OH.GOD! *shacks from the thought* hell yes thats hott....fuck....makes me want to throw up at the thought of it too....but i would sit there with a HUGE *font size 60* smile on my face laughing and eating popcorn!!! XD
hmm you never know...there are alot of things i can think of that are sick that you can do with egg yokes...so you have to be carefull to whats hott.....yes....even i have my limets... but ims not untill the part were hes screwing the guy in the eye socket. and even from there it can go a little further.
lol, ooooo, thats hella raped! like butt reaped...ex 80 times that....
woah....pictures too...did he start making sound effects...b/c i think i would have gotten up on my free will finaly and left then...but only to that point of the story telling!!! XD
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HELL YES! but i think i would start eating the ketchup....mmm so good! OH.GOD! *shacks from the thought* hell yes thats hott....fuck....makes me want to throw up at the thought of it too....but i would sit there with a HUGE *font size 60* smile on my face laughing and eating popcorn!!! XD
hmm you never know...there are alot of things i can think of that are sick that you can do with egg yokes...so you have to be carefull to whats hott.....yes....even i have my limets... but ims not untill the part were hes screwing the guy in the eye socket. and even from there it can go a little further.
lol, ooooo, thats hella raped! like butt reaped...ex 80 times that....
woah....pictures too...did he start making sound effects...b/c i think i would have gotten up on my free will finaly and left then...but only to that point of the story telling!!! XD
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heh heh heh!!! thats funny! i loveses link cus of all ur pics... once again i say i know nothing of the real link... dont really care either, i think i like ur pics better. 0_0
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lol, thank you!!! XD
yah...but in the game link never talks...so thats a big diffy
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thanks for the favi and comment!! x3
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SANTA MOLESTS DA CHRIDREN! Or something.
Neat. I like it! Nyu!
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YAH!!!! PROLLY!!! YOU NEVER KNOW! THATS WHY I THINK WHEN YOU RUN UP TO ONE OF THEM THEY GET ALL SCARED AND GO RUN AND HIDE! b/c there scared!!!
THANKS! X3 glad you like
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That is so awesome... Tell me about how you used to run thorugh the snow naked.
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Hahaha, I laugh at poor Link. And the other elf's comment. So cute.
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^^ LOL, i would save link...the other one can go screw himself! i bet hes the one tha told santa to cature link...even tho the elves havent seen day light in about 9 years...and some up to 10!!! O_O
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yes, they are so sad...they cry themselve to sleep, and then santa come and laughs at them...
totalitarianistic, gez i can hardly sayn that word!!! LOL he sure is, theres a special magic in his gifts....and i think he grounds up the elves and sprinkls them on the toys....but hey thats just my theary
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Those poor poor elves. Down the Santa, the totalitarianistic bastard of holiday cheer!
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yes, they are so sad...they cry themselve to sleep, and then santa come and laughs at them...
totalitarianistic, gez i can hardly sayn that word!!! LOL he sure is, theres a special magic in his gifts....and i think he grounds up the elves and sprinkls them on the toys....but hey thats just my theary
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That makes me wince inside with sadness and a tinge of hate.
AHH!! We must save those elves. Quick, Dragonfly, to the Batmobile.
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yes, it does too all who counter it!!!
YES QUICK! *sits in the car* hey what you talking about im waiting for you... ive been here all night... WE MOSENT WAITS TIME!!!
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Oh sorry. *buckes seatbelt* ANYWAY. Let's go save the day.
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*unbuckes seatbelt* OK LETS GOOOO!!!! XD
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Wow, that was short.
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