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Published: 2013-06-28 21:57:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 112; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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My Invader Zim OC, Kage, Being an assassin, armed his s.i.r unit to the metallic teeth with dangerous weaponry just incase he needed a quick get away if his cover was ever blown. Unfortunantly while on earth, That exact mode was accidently set off and now Glado storms around mowing down every human in sight with his barrage of quick fire weaponry!If anyone wants to RP off this, I`ll start XP
Kage: *siting down watching the carnage, he is bleeding slightly while in his human disguise* Well i never ment for this to happen... Great!. The flipping tallests will execute me for this... pffff well if they can catch me that is *laughs then sighs* I really should`ve payed attention on how to shut a S.I.R unit down!
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 19:12:50 +0000 UTC]
Well, we could eat it, your choice
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 20:00:36 +0000 UTC]
why not... I`ll get a fire going..
*Later Kage has started a fire*
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 20:31:32 +0000 UTC]
*brings over the two corpses ands sits down* Alright, let's eat! *Grabs one and starts to eat it raw, with a satisfied face*
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 20:39:30 +0000 UTC]
Don`t you ever cook `em *shrugs* then again i don`t usually! *begins eating* Soooo... Axe, You got a place to hang around these parts?
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 20:43:31 +0000 UTC]
*looks up* No, normally I just wander around. Sometimes I'll just stay in one place for a few days.
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 20:47:54 +0000 UTC]
Well i gotta nice place you can stay there if you want~ I guess you could say i got it for a killer deal
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 20:52:08 +0000 UTC]
Heh...I see what you did there. Any place will do, can you show me it?
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 20:53:37 +0000 UTC]
I could but... How are you on teleportation? Couldn`t have my S.I.R unit go off anywhere near my home could i?... oh also i do sometimes have others over... Ever heard of Zim? Hes one of em but Im pretty sure i can iron things out and make sure they dont blabber!
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 21:00:24 +0000 UTC]
I don't mind I guess. As long as this "Zim" stays out of my buisness, everything will be fine.
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 21:03:18 +0000 UTC]
Really you don`t know who zim is! Ok hold on to me... not my waist though, no way am i having people get the wrong idea! My arm should do just as good
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 21:06:31 +0000 UTC]
Errrr...okay... *grabs his arm*
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 21:12:03 +0000 UTC]
*teleports into an allyway beside his home, The streets are bussling with humans* and i mean look at all the food! But don`t ever kill one when there are others! Its a benifit of living on a town outskirt
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 21:16:25 +0000 UTC]
*looks around with wide eyes* I guess now I can practice more killings at night time! This is great!
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 21:27:10 +0000 UTC]
Okay, can we go now? I would really like to sit down or something...
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 21:45:43 +0000 UTC]
sure *leads her inside* come in
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-29 22:34:47 +0000 UTC]
*examines the inside* Well, I guess it'll have to do. Its not the greatest place in the world, but its still pretty nice. Now, where do I stay?
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-29 22:37:37 +0000 UTC]
In here *shows her spare room, then picks up his goggels* I better go work on Glado
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-30 00:00:49 +0000 UTC]
Hey, I have nothing better to do, can I watch?
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-30 00:07:02 +0000 UTC]
I guess *walks into forge and grabs a blow torch and begins fixing his sir unit* So you dont ever wanna go home because you'll be killed yeah? Dont you ever miss family?
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-06-30 00:15:12 +0000 UTC]
Family? As a kid I was abandoned....I never saw my parents. I was going to be put up for adoption until I...left....
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-06-30 09:27:42 +0000 UTC]
oh, thats cool i guess
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-01 00:07:25 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I guess. Hey, just wondering, what got you into assassinating anyway?
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-01 06:31:44 +0000 UTC]
Dont really know... I guess i was mad about my hybrid roots
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-01 13:51:08 +0000 UTC]
Well, that seems fun. You know, the only reason that I'm a killer is because I'm....I'm..."insane". Well, at least that's what everyone calls me, I sure think I am!
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 12:55:30 +0000 UTC]
Kage:*turns and looks her in the eyes, light from his goggles blind her until he remembers and turns the light off* Well i don`t see insane in ya! I see pure action
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 13:13:26 +0000 UTC]
Axe: errg *rubs her eyes* Well, that's nice of you, but you should see me when I get those thoughts, I am creepy most of the time.
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 13:15:08 +0000 UTC]
*shrugs* Meh, its fine
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 13:45:21 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, you live to learn with it. Hey, you almost done?
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 13:51:06 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm *watches with a weird interest* Wish I knew how to do things like this...
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 13:59:08 +0000 UTC]
Well, yeah, it seems interesting. Having this as a skill could be really usefull for me.
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 13:59:44 +0000 UTC]
Well... I guess i could do some instructing.... I haven`t done much though...
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 14:15:11 +0000 UTC]
Yeah!*Taps Glado on the head as he starts to boot up* There we go!
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 14:19:28 +0000 UTC]
Hey,cool! You still mad at me little guy? *zooms up to Glados face*
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 14:20:33 +0000 UTC]
Glado: Does not compute memory? Who are you?
Kage: Memory wiped out when he transformed!
Glado: Transformed master Kage?
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 14:34:51 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh, okay then. If he did remember he would probably attack me by now.
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 14:36:17 +0000 UTC]
Glado: why would i attack such a fine lady?
Kage: *hits Glado with strength* Behave!... Sorry
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 14:37:54 +0000 UTC]
Well, that was awkward. That's okay, that's one reason why I hate those things, they can act like total morons
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 14:41:13 +0000 UTC]
Glado: *grabs her* I AM NOT A MORON!!!!
Kage: *Removes glados grip* Sorry about that... designed him around the game portal 2! There was a robot in that called wheatly, Dumb as a human! Hated being called a moron. I think thats where he gets it from
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 14:43:24 +0000 UTC]
Heh, well that sounds fun. I don't know much about video games, but it must be a pain after awhile.
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 14:54:31 +0000 UTC]
What? *confused look*
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dragonpheonix1 In reply to InvaderVex278 [2013-07-04 14:57:52 +0000 UTC]
Kage:Its Nothing...
Glado: Kiss! kiss! kiss!
Kage: SHUDDIT! *Knocks Glado off the desk*
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InvaderVex278 In reply to dragonpheonix1 [2013-07-04 15:00:28 +0000 UTC]
Is it like this all the time? *whisper* maybe that robot is a moron...
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