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Published: 2015-03-13 06:53:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 7086; Favourites: 274; Downloads: 26
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Haha Yeah. They make a fantastic duo, and a fantastic individual. (garnet is a absolutely my favorite!)
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Me: Again can you do this in my aunts room down stairs PLEASE?!
Ruby:Β We could...
Sapphire: ... But we like your room better...
Me: *slowly closes door* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
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Your bed's more comfy.
If you know what I mean.
Β
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Me: DUDE HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?!
Lapis: WTF who is this guy?!
Peridot: *goes back to playing on computer*
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Oh, I, uh....
I AM THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!
Β
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Me:Β Yeah but my window was closed.
Lapis: Well... Are they still in there?
Me: Yep.
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This window may have been closed, but you had two windows open. One in your room, the other in the basement.
And yeah, they're, uh....they aren't done yet.
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Me: Dude WTF?! Why would you start making a window in the basement?!
Lapis: OK well I am just going to uh... *water start to form from this air* Yeah... *grabs ma and flies off*
Me: LAPIS WHAT THE HELL?!
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...okay, but whatever you do, DON'T GO IN YOUR ROOM.
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Me: OK I know what's going down in there. It has happened before with my siblings.
Lapis: Oh you mean a long lasting fusion dance?
Me: *facepalm* Yes Lapis... A long lasting fusion dance.
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that produces another gem nine months later.
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Me: ... Yes. Another 'gem'
Lapis: Ohhhhhh! OK!
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And it hurts. A lot.
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Me: Only the part where the Gem is born. But if it is your first time dancing then it might hurt too.
Lapis: Wait what?
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ah, yes. Your first time dancing, yeah...And they're still going at it. I can hear them. *shudders*
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Me: Yeah... Lets go talk about something else... Like why you are making windows in my house without my know so.
Lapis: Can I watch them dance?
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I didn't make the window. You left it open.
And NO, Lapis. Dear God, please, no.
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Me: LAPIS CLOSE THE DOOR!
Lapis: .-.
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Oh dear God, I can't go through that again! No!
*shuts door*
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Me: Good thing I have accidentally seen that happening before. I am mentally prepared for that kind f stuff. Lapis are you OK?
Lapis: It's to late for me... I have seen it all... ._. .-.
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No...no, you haven't...
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Me: Yeah Lapis... You really need to stop being so dramatic sometimes.
Lapis: *walking backwards down the stairs*
Me: ._.
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Trust me, she doesn't even know what K-I-N-K-Y means. She's good.
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Me: I am worried about the fact that she is walking down the stairs backwards.
Lapis: What is life?
Me: What the hell?
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Me: Well I can I just don't condone it because that's how I broke my arm when I was younger.
Lapis: What is the universe?
Me: LAPIS GET DOWN FROM THE TABLE NOW!!!
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I wouldn't really yell at her for the table. I'm on the ceiling, after all.
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Me: Yeah but your something that defies all laws of physics.
Lapis: OK sorry what's happening?
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Nothing much, Lapis. I just learned how walk upside down.
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Lapis: I got over my little moment sorry.
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I see you got over that moment.
Be a shame if...
*opens door*
YOU WERE TO RELIVE IT.
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Me: DUDE NO! WHAT THE HELL?!
Lapis: *covers eye's* I AM PREPARED!
Ruby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! COVER YOUR EYE'S SAPHIRE!!!
Me: I ALREADY HAVE!
Sapphire: I told you this would happen.
Me: OMFG DUDE COLSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!! *slams closed*
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Me: AND RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!
Lapis: GET A LOCK ON THE DOOR!
Me: IT ALREADY HAS ONE!!! LOCK THE DOOR PLEASE!!!
Ruby: Already on it. *locks door*
Me: Dude what the hell.
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I'm not the same guy? If we're talking about the dude from the other comments, I bagged him up and stuffed him in your closet. Not much he can do in there.
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Me: OH MY GEM!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Lapis: YOU KIDNAPPED HIM AND STUFFED HIM INTO HER CLOSET?! THATS WHERE ME AND PERIDOT 'FUSE'
Me: YEAH- wait what?!
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What?!
Me: I got the gag undone! And you wouldn't BELIEVE the things I've heard in this closet!
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Me: Uhhhhh... If your you... Then who is... THAT?!
Ruby: WHYΒ WAS THERE A GUY TIED UP IN YOUR ROOM SAPHIRE?!
Me: Shit shit shit! *runs into bathroom and locks door*
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Oh shit. Uh....I gotta go....
Me: I have no freakin' idea who he says he is, but that's the Creeper thing! But seriously, though, I never thought a nosebleed was a real thing, but....whoa....it was awkward, I'll tell you that!"
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Me: YOU MIGHT WANNA GET IN A HIDING PLACE DUDE!
Ruby: *burns down the door*
Me: *whispers* Fuck fuck fuck!
Lapis: OHHHH NO!
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Me: I'm still in the closet. I got the gag undone, that's it. He locked me up in fucking CHAINS in here.
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Me: OK hold on... Ruby back off I need to help someone. *grabs bolt cutters from under the bed* Don't ask.
Lapis: What?!
Ruby: Why were there bolt cutters under you bed?!
Me: I told you not to ask. *pulls up mask*
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Wait....how are bolt cutters gonna cut him free?
Me: Yeah. I thought bolt cutters cut...ya know, bolts.
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Me: No bolt cutters cut metal. That means ALL metal.
Lapis: *is holding Ruby back fromΒ absolutely destroying me*
Me: Sapphire can you calm Ruby down please?
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Me: So, wait....what are you planning to do with those?
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Me: If Lapis can keep Ruby subdone long enough... *cuts through one chain* Cut the chains.
Lapis: I can't do that for much longer.
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Uh-huh...you know you could just tie Ruby up, right?
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Me: Her element is fire if I am not mistaken. She could burn right through the ropes... *cuts the last chain* Done!
Ruby: IMA KILL YOU SAPHIRE!!!
Sapphire: Me?
Me: No Sapphire me. Could you maybe calm her down please?
Sapphire: Ruby can we fuse into Garnet now? Please?
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Never fear! I have the one thing that will make all rocks calm their asses!
*withdraws pickaxe*
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Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! NO WAY AM I LETTING YOU HURT THEM WITH THAT!!!
Lapis: *is already in another room*
Ruby: *fuses to make Garnet*
Garnet: Hello.
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