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DrChrissy — Laughs with Cthulhu

Published: 2005-09-09 13:01:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 49593; Favourites: 686; Downloads: 651
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Description This one is dedicated to my sweetie, and very soon-to-be husband, Greg, who is a big fan of all things Lovecraftian.

Greg plays the collectible card game “Call of Cthulhu”, and is, in fact, the national champion! (He won the National Tournament at GenCon in Indianapolis in late August). Wanna know more about the game? Click here:
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For the uninitiated, the game “Call of Cthulhu” is based on a universe created by the author H. P. Lovecraft. Lovecraft penned many works of horror in the 1920s and became something of a cult phenomenon after his death.

Cthulhu, invented by Lovecraft, is one of the otherworldly “Great Old Ones” who sleeps beneath the sea. He will remain in this slumber until his followers manage to wake and summon him, at which point he will bring insanity, death and destruction upon our world.

Cthulhu is described as being a scaly, octopus-headed monstrosity, with the wings of a dragon and huge talons. He’s also several stories tall, apparently, but I scaled him down a bit for this cartoon.

I was wondering what would happen if Cthulhu awoke and decided to make a pit-stop at an upscale restaurant before raining all that craziness upon us lowly humans. I mean, you’d be hungry, too, after sleeping for thousands of years, right?

In my goofy imagination, these hapless waiters have a problem on their hands.

Something tells me they aren’t going to get a very good tip…
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Comments: 226

AccidentalSarcasm [2015-03-16 01:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Lol. That poor waiter.

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TanukiTagawa [2014-09-12 22:12:19 +0000 UTC]

Cthulhu is the customer that none restaurant wanna have...

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DevilishlyGoodLookin [2014-01-07 19:26:13 +0000 UTC]

That's wonderful!

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XDRSMIKE [2013-10-22 01:01:39 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha LOL

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BaneEden [2012-12-07 01:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Nice^^

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springheel [2012-11-11 03:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Omygawd! Hadn't laughed so much with a cartoon in years!

By the way, why they will attend him? Restaurants have a policy of 'no pants, no service'!

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Pop-Tart-Zombie [2012-11-06 00:06:43 +0000 UTC]

I have a feeling Cthulhu will be putting human on the menu.

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Satan-Is-Cool [2012-10-06 05:28:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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maawolfe36 [2012-09-05 05:05:39 +0000 UTC]

SO AMAZING!!! The awesomeness, I just can't handle it! ...ah, I think I'm going insane!

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hetaliallover101 [2012-07-20 04:59:05 +0000 UTC]

XD He doesn't like Calamari. Go figure!

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Loombar [2012-06-29 17:02:11 +0000 UTC]

I Lol'd... A lot XDXD
He's freaking cool XD

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VaryagOfMiklagaard [2012-04-30 13:13:39 +0000 UTC]

THE GRETA OLD ONE IS MOST DEFIANTLY NOT AMUSED!
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DrChrissy In reply to VaryagOfMiklagaard [2012-05-04 18:17:02 +0000 UTC]

Hee hee.... Yes. Not amused one bit.

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Invisichick [2012-02-14 05:09:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, cute!

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DrChrissy In reply to Invisichick [2012-05-04 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much! And thanks for stopping by!

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grantreturns [2012-02-09 04:18:09 +0000 UTC]

this is funny

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DrChrissy In reply to grantreturns [2012-05-04 18:17:20 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Thanks!!

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ErichZannIII [2012-01-08 18:50:38 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious!

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DrChrissy In reply to ErichZannIII [2012-05-04 18:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks SO much! I'm glad you liked it!

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ErichZannIII In reply to DrChrissy [2012-05-05 00:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I favorited this one quite a while ago. It is very funny.

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SarcasmInc [2011-12-22 02:42:03 +0000 UTC]

I have a feeling the tip may be some souleating

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DrChrissy In reply to SarcasmInc [2012-05-04 18:17:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL Yes. You might be right about that!

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BlueFireDaSoulReaper [2011-12-21 16:22:40 +0000 UTC]

XD , I`d like to order a Cultsacrifice-meal

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DrChrissy In reply to BlueFireDaSoulReaper [2012-05-04 18:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm.... cultists... they must be delish!

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afsergeant [2011-10-15 22:51:16 +0000 UTC]

"Oh, Great Cthulhu, who sleepeth at the bottom of the sea, to awaken at the time when thou shall destroy all that exists, forgive this wretched girl who as seen fit to poke fun at thee and thine awakening!! She knows not what terrible power she is dealing with, even though it is funny as hell." No, wait, I did not mean to laugh at this cartoon, please forgive me!! No!! No!! Please do not!! No!! No!! AIIIIIIIIIIII......
Cthulhu: "BURP" Delicious!!"

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DrChrissy In reply to afsergeant [2012-05-04 18:18:54 +0000 UTC]

ROFLOL
That was great!!!

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Vixenized [2011-08-18 11:08:05 +0000 UTC]

Lmao this is fantastic XD

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DrChrissy In reply to Vixenized [2012-05-04 18:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!!!!

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sorrowking [2011-07-15 03:45:58 +0000 UTC]

Love this one!

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DrChrissy In reply to sorrowking [2012-05-04 18:19:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm very glad you do! Thanks!!!

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psycho-fanatic-loser [2011-04-07 01:52:37 +0000 UTC]

all hail the dark lord!!! lol

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DrChrissy In reply to psycho-fanatic-loser [2011-04-12 03:03:26 +0000 UTC]

O Dark Lord, why are thou so pissed off about the calamari???
LOL

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pilzwolke [2011-04-03 20:56:53 +0000 UTC]

OMG WHY DIDNT I SEE THAT ONE. iLOVE.

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DrChrissy In reply to pilzwolke [2011-04-04 15:54:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Thanks so much! My husband introduced me to Cthulhu several years ago, and I've grown quite fond of him. Or as fond as one can grow of a Great Old One.

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pilzwolke In reply to DrChrissy [2011-04-04 22:12:04 +0000 UTC]

your husband? how old are you if I may ask?
I've only heard about cthulhu because i'm a huge fan of cryptozoology and in one book this little octoface got introduced. i liked c:

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DrChrissy In reply to pilzwolke [2011-04-05 15:52:05 +0000 UTC]

I just turned the ripe old age of 36. Ugh. Quickly approaching middle age.
But, I'll always be young at heart!

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pilzwolke In reply to DrChrissy [2011-04-05 16:03:01 +0000 UTC]

36! I'm 21. Anyway, it's great you're still here and not making one of these EXTREME adult appearances, nor one of these OMGLOOKATMEIMSTILLTEEN appears.
Think you're fine.

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Nicholai3301 [2011-03-31 14:02:59 +0000 UTC]

I think some people often mistaken Cthulhu as a Mon Calamari!

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DrChrissy In reply to Nicholai3301 [2011-04-02 21:42:01 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't doubt it.
He's also often mistaken for Wilford Brimley.

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LanKaido [2011-03-31 10:11:29 +0000 UTC]

Cthulhu eat stupid waiters! om nom nom nom!

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DrChrissy In reply to LanKaido [2011-04-02 21:42:33 +0000 UTC]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Waiters make great noms.
Plus, if you eat them, you don't have to leave any tips.

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Venturabilly89 [2011-03-06 23:32:02 +0000 UTC]

Humans driving Cthulhu insane

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MistressMaddie [2011-03-02 03:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Im a big Lovecraft buff as well and this makes me giggle!

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the-macabre-madame [2011-02-15 11:33:32 +0000 UTC]

bnice pic not very funny as i am a vegitarian but nice!!!

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albertknifer [2011-01-30 14:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Cthulhu ftw! and for dessert, SOULS!

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Completepowerhouse55 [2011-01-27 06:30:52 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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CptStrider [2011-01-19 12:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Cthulu fthang...

I mean, nice one!

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brit92 [2011-01-08 04:25:15 +0000 UTC]

very good XD

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Lonesome--Crow [2011-01-04 01:16:54 +0000 UTC]

Very good, both the joke and the artwork.

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Schattenschwimmer [2010-12-15 20:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Thats funny.

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