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Published: 2012-10-05 15:15:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 4328; Favourites: 120; Downloads: 76
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Coming this October 8TH to a web show near you, Arnold Schwarzineger stars as Linkara as he fends off the thing using only his wits, muscles...and fuck loads of weapons made from self taught magic!With the help of his little furry sidekick voiced by Chris Tucker!
Linkara! You can't go take on the thing man! Are you stupid!?
I am nat Stoopeed! I AM A MAN! YAAAAAARGLAGHLAGHLAGH!
October 8th, Arnold is...ATOP THE 4TH WALL!
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Love the Dragon Dagger/Machete. And the description is just great.
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Ooh, it's nice to see that Iron Liz is coming back.
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I would love the 80s version and the 00s Version, because it peices together like a puzzle cause the 11 version peices all togehter while the 80s version try to solve the mystery
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Gotta love the Plushie Thing on his shoulder amongst all the commando gear, that thing's adorable :3
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I'm not sure of which Thing comic he's reviewing now! I thought it was one I read!?
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Linkara! theres a green tumor on your shoulder!
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I think you just created the greatest movie concept ever.
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I would only watch that if Linkara gutted the Chris Tucker sidekick at the end.
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and I still think Linkara doesn't have enough weapons
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Schwartzanegger: Good thing I had those science nerds turn the props from my time as Mr. Freeze into working weapons.
(puts on the armor, which keeps out rough weather but won't freeze the peeks of those mountainous muscles, and grabs the weapon)
Schwartzanegger: (adjusts the settings on the freeze blaster) Let's see how those terrible comics like a freezer burn for a change.
(sees what's left of the "Marville" and "Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham" comics and aims his gun at them)
Schwartzanegger: Think your punishment is over? I'd tell you to think again, but you won't live long enough.
(blasts both of them with intense cold, which reacts with the burn-marks from last time to shatter them)
Schwartzanegger: Who's next?
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Atop the Fourth Wall 210! He has to destroy bad comics fast, and guns, fire, and his own rage are too slow!
Coming Soon!
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No..... it isn't possible! Linkara... he's... he's finally been felled by Youngblood's Disease!!
LIIIIEEEEFEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!
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Oh don't worry, it's not liefeld's disease. see? He still has pupils!
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WHO'S A MAN IN A HALF, I'M A MAN IN A HALF!!!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANYTHING MICHAEL BAY COULD EVER MAKE
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with jean claude van damme as 90's kid, bruce willis as harvey finevoice, marlon wayans as ninja style dancer, ben affleck as linksano, clint eastwood as boffo the clown, meryl streep as pollo, steven seagal as nimue, jim carrey as mechakara, and christopher walken as lord vice
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wow, impressive cast, I particularly look forward to seeing mechacara talk with his butt
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i was thinking to make sylvester stallone iron liz but i thought he was'nt to manly enough
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ooooh dude, not cool brah, not cool
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Or how... About... Lord Vice... Speaking with... Many pauses between... His words?
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Why do I hear this Γber-Linkara bellowing out, "I am the LAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"?
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GET TO THE CHOPPA! ATOP THE 4th WALL!
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Heh, I guess this was the comic sequel to the 1982 Thing. Am I right?
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Linkara finally says the immortal insult "Fudge you asshole".
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Dragon Field Knife. That sounds like something Homestuck fans would want to Alchemize.
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And it plays heavy metal when blown into
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I wonder if it knows this song
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Get your ass to Mars
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I'd pay to watch this movie. Especially if the muppet monster gets to be the sidekick.
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XD
this is going to be epic!
now if only Rob Liefeld joined the party, all would be complete
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Who do you think directed the movie?
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Where else are you likely to orgasm in? xD
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My eyes, and that's just silly XD
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Actually, I've heard that women can orgasm in their breasts. O_o
Just sayin'.
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Huuuuuh go figure xD *notes down*
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