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DrCreep — Human Habitat - 4 Dispute Resolution Module
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Published: 2020-02-21 21:51:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 16283; Favourites: 99; Downloads: 61
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Hey kids got a problem with a friend at school?
Or do your parents have a disagreement with a work colleague?
Well let us introduce you to the 33-55 Dispute Resolution Model B. The Fight Ring!
Solve your problems with enemies and foes alike by letting your humans fight it out for you, winner take all!
Should your human pets refuse to fight for you, we’ve included a ionic electrostatic air module (patented). The concept works on electrical impulses controlled by a remote (included) that charges the air which has been made humid within the module. They’ll get negative reinforcement by varying degrees of shock intensity controlled by your remote zapper until they see things your way! They’re guaranteed to fight for you once the proper incentives have been employed and we make it all possible to you for a reasonable price!
And for a special limited time only, we’ll include three training videos for your humans to watch and learn either Boxing, Jujitsu, or even Kung Fu! Set the conditions, rounds, and styles for them to fight it out over! Our instruction manual will show you how to have your pet humans train, practice, spar, and even set the terms for fights to the death!
Bonus: Has your human become an excellent warrior in our Dispute Resolution Module? Enter him or her into our gladiatorial fight league today and possibly win big prizes and fame in our tournaments! Details and registration information are enclosed within each Dispute Resolution Model so get yours today!
Disclaimer: We bare no responsibility for any injuries, up to and including death while your humans are within our product.
This item is banned in five different countries. Call our Sales Department to see if this product is legal in yours!
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Comments: 8
I find it kinda funny that the item is banned in 5 countries, but owning humans isn't!
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It's probably the actions of some humane societies functioning in those countries.
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Oh, I can see the family "disagreement" coming from a mile away. "Finish your homework NOW, kids, or we'll take the remotes away!" Or, "Did you remember to feed the fighters today?"
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Indeed, all kinds of family dynamics could spring from having such a item in the house.
"Hey mom, if my fighter beats yours, I get to stay up an extra hour tonight!"
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Seems like a good way for shrunken people to let off some steam.
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And a good way for their owners to compete through proxies.
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