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Published: 2007-07-19 00:18:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 7923; Favourites: 202; Downloads: 53
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I don't know why this shit keeps on getting thrown into"books and novels". Wtf dA. WTF.
In the vein of my journal entry.
ATTN STORM HAWKS FANDOM.
ITT we discuss how retarded your Mary Sues are. I would have included Gary Stus as well, but there aren't that many. And no, not your fancharacters. Just the FCs you make up for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into Stork's, or anyone else's, pants.
HERES A HINT. QUIT DOING IT.
As for the pic, SIMPLE, EFFECTIVE, TO THE POINT.
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TTM: I love this. I think i might do one like this for "Doktor Frogg" as well. DX I swear it was crazy fan girls who screwed with the "LOSE" wiki. Even paired up a sonic OC with him. Ugh...mary sue.
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OMFG! I FREACKIN LOVE YOU! This is so true. I love Stork an all but not that far. Stork would be like me best friend *if this shit was real* I HATE mary sues! ahhh *kills self* wait no *kills all Mary sues* The world will live with out them >=[
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Speaking of Mary Sues, have you ever heard of the quote "worst fanfic ever"? It's a harry potter fanfic called "My Immortal", you dont have to be a harry potter fan to think it's hilarious. It's so awful, it's funny. It does have like prob an 18+ rating but it's too funny to pass up.
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Someone even did a dramatic reading of one of the chapters on YouTube, you can tell they're trying not to crack up when they announce "and in came Dumblydore"
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cant be worse than Gordon Freeman's fanfics lol, theres one that cracks ANYONE up (the life consecuences or something, about the brother of Gordon Freeman) XD
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haha! omg I gotta check that out
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Know what I find strange about the whole pairing off with stork thing. Everyone depicts him as this lonely emotionally torn individual that needs love and...he's not. This show came out when the whole Emo teenage thing was cool (I still think it's cool) He parodies that.
And besides that...He's a Merb. The whole race is like him. There's nothing traumatic about him, they're all like that. He's just a normal guy for his species.
Having said that's he's awsum.
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I thank you for hating those character and if i have made a misstake and you don't i'm sorry,but I can't stand oc,fc or watever you want to call them there cool,but only when you keep them to yourself and don't put them with characters,oc like that should be blown up with grenades,and................... dynamites,thank you 4 listening
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Im pretty sure Stork would end making a similar device like the STARKOSAURUS to eliminate such Mary sues.. or send them to the SPARKLY POO House in Hogwarts of the Harry potter World XD
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DOWN WITH MARY SUES! *is blatantly Mary Sue*
I hate Mary Sues. Poor Stork. It's no wonder why he's a neurotic mess. I would be too if girls were constantly trying to turn me into a sparkly-eyed bishonen to match their innocent, sweet little princesses.
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Hahaha...I totally agree with this, yet at the same time I am guilty of having OCs which could most definitely be classified as Mary Sues [as I like to "hook them up" with the character I like, for instance...OH NO...Stork!]
I do try to develop a decent plot though so its balanced, but hey what can you do? Can't please everyone 
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that's nice.
as long as you keep the official characters IC I could care less what people write
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Ok, sorry for being overdramatic, but I'm very passionate about this subject:
Ok what is with all this Stork/Sue stuff going on?! If there is one character who is probably the LEAST likely to get hitched with ANYONE, it's Stork. Seriously, he makes no hint at ever liking anyone. I swear, his one true love is the Condor. That should be the ship that's drawn/read about, etc, by the fans (lol SHIP, get it?! 
NO seriously, are some fangirls just so horny over him that they just can't help but disguise themselves as sues just to fantasize having sex with him?
I'm so confused at this behavior. NO one likes a sue. I wish people would just stop it. It's getting very, very annoying.
:/
Thanks for drawing this, it made my day.
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Stork, the Merb magnet for anime-fantards and 'emos.' I am fed up with the misguided interpretations of the character, not to mention the queer allure of changing his personality to suit Mary-sue "original characters."
Yeah, I rather enjoy your artwork and stance. I am a Stork fan, and one who is very tired of silly little girls and their fantasies.
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Cute picture, Stork looks unimpressed.
And I completely agree with you.
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I totally agree.
It's cool if you make an OC but don't make it a SUE!
For fuck's sake.
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The whole Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu thing really irks me too.
I always wonder if the creators of these characters realize how stupid they're being...
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That you for making this kind of thing.
Mary-Sues put the poor innocent fan OCs to shame.
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I just have to add this to my favorites, its absolutely true
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I also can't help but hate inaccuracy in fan characters. I'm working along side with Andy Poon to create a live-action photo shoot, so he's been giving me a lot of really interesting information about Stork and the Merbs.
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Ahaha, really? That's so cool, I am tres jealous
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I'm really excited about it! I'm just having a hard time finding the models. 
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I'm sure it'll all work out. I'm pretty excited to see the result, now!
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I'm glad! 
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Stork is a paranoid Merb, not a lovesick puppy dog who chicka chicka bang bangs every female Merb he gets to
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Yeah, it's like someone switched his personality with Finn's
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~kittylovesmurdoc
Since the reply button on your post was broken, I'll just say this, learn to fricking spell and stop bitching about people not liking your stupid Mary Sue characters.
If Time Panic doesn't like your Mary Sues then that's her business so stop whinging and grow up.
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Amen.
I like original characters, I have a ton of them myself, BUT MARY-SUES MUST DIE. 
Canon Stork pairings so totally the way to go. ( coughHESOBELONGSWITHPIPERcough
Love this picture.
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LOL SORRY. Stork x Condor, OTP. *shot*
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*ressurects* Well, technically, it is the only official pairing in the show. XD
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LAWL, I just watched the show two days ago and I liked it
I wish there was some sort of anti-sue god, whenever a sue/stu starts jabbering about their sexual moments with stork or anyone, the anti-sue god will strike em'!!!
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*LOL!*
omfg. dam people are funny.
Poor Stork, poor confused fangirls, poor you.
I couldn't agree more with you on annoying marysues, just makes my skin crawl when I hear that word.
I think I may draw a picture of him now~
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agreed
I mean we all know mary-sues have cooties...among other things...and it's highly improbable, even in fangirly fantasy land, that a hypercondriac like Stork would want a plage of Mary-sues withing 20 miles of his good self.
though I do admit to being a stork fangirl ;D
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Oh god. Thank you so much for this. I am SO sick of seeing bad StorkxOC fics on FF.net. I prefer Junko fics, thankyouverymuch.
(And even if I have found Junko fics..he's either paired with Finn or some horrible horrible Mary-Sue *headdesks*)
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I hate it when fans do that D:
That's why I NEVER read fanfics when it involves an OC pairing up with one of the canon characters... -___-
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Oh thank God someone who has drawn the truth in a simple and easy to understand form!
I swear some of the Mary-Sues on DA for Stork make me sick... Mostly when Stork ends up out of character... It kind of kills... Sometimes us Storm Hawk Stork lovers (I love Stork, but Finn more 8D) shoud just admire him from out own distance without Mary-Sues... Hell we all know Stork will be alone for his entire life XD!
But I so love this... =]
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Oh thank God someone who has drawn the truth in a simple and easy to understand form!
I swear some of the Mary-Sues on DA for Stork make me sick... Mostly when Stork ends up out of character... It kind of kills... Sometimes us Storm Hawk Stork lovers (I love Stork, but Finn more 8D) shoud just admire him from out own distance without Mary-Sues... Hell we all know Stork will be alone for his entire life XD!
But I so love this... =]
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LOL!!! Poor Stork, he DOES tend to get quite a few of them doesn't he? LOL
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