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Drgibbs In reply to ManeatingCouch [2013-09-24 22:20:04 +0000 UTC]

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ManeatingCouch In reply to Drgibbs [2013-09-25 00:29:08 +0000 UTC]

It's a joke. Obviously the beard is not real.

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Drgibbs In reply to ManeatingCouch [2013-09-25 10:11:35 +0000 UTC]

She had worked hard on growing her beard. It was just to her chest when she was called on to led a band of nymphs safely back to the home forest. During that long and arduous crusade a nest of bees moved in to make their hive among the ginger locks of hair on her face.

Now I'll be the first to tell you that I wasn't sure it could be done or even if it SHOULD. However, her gentle nature was such that she learned to coexist with the creatures and together they produced copious amounts of honey.

On the day that we celebrated her 18th year, a fearsome dragon came and attacked our village. With unbelievable courage a wit, she slain the dragon and saved us all! She paid a terrible price though, for as she slid the blade into the foul beast's unprotected belly, it's final breath escaped his lungs and ignited.

Beard and bees were lost and the sticky glob left only removed whatever hair follicles remained. I did what I could to soothe the pain and heartache. I fashioned her a glorious beard. Then some yahoo has to come along a point out that it is fake!

Well done Sir! Well done!

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ManeatingCouch In reply to Drgibbs [2013-09-26 05:23:20 +0000 UTC]

What ethnicity are you guys?! o.0

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Drgibbs In reply to ManeatingCouch [2013-09-26 20:42:52 +0000 UTC]

Will you accept 'Crazy' and/or 'Smartass' as an ethnic background?

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ManeatingCouch In reply to Drgibbs [2013-09-28 00:28:14 +0000 UTC]

Ok, I won't tell anybody.

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Drgibbs In reply to OuroborosI [2012-08-05 00:07:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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Drgibbs In reply to 0L50NJ4 [2012-07-19 14:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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0L50NJ4 In reply to Drgibbs [2012-07-23 09:25:24 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome.
Awesome Hat.

;-D!

:-D!

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Drgibbs In reply to DarkSoulRockman [2012-07-19 14:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Warm from head to mid sternum lol

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Drgibbs In reply to ChrisRDI [2012-07-17 02:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Congrats on the new nephew! I can do the helm portion easily.

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ChrisRDI In reply to Drgibbs [2012-07-17 23:10:37 +0000 UTC]

haha! awesome! i gotta wait till the little dude gets born which should be a couple of months though :/ shucks wish he'd hurry up already lol .

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Drgibbs In reply to ChrisRDI [2012-07-18 04:28:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! They can be difficult like that

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ChrisRDI In reply to Drgibbs [2012-09-07 05:45:41 +0000 UTC]

Welp he is due Monday! SEP 10th. Cant wait!

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Drgibbs In reply to ChrisRDI [2012-09-07 13:36:27 +0000 UTC]

So it could be any day now!

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ChrisRDI In reply to Drgibbs [2012-09-08 00:58:44 +0000 UTC]

Well he is actually going to be born on Monday my sis has to have a C-Section and the doc is reeaally pushing for that date

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Drgibbs In reply to ChrisRDI [2012-09-08 02:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Awh I understand. I've had 4 c-sections myself. The last of which was actually scheduled.

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