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Published: 2014-01-15 19:52:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 25717; Favourites: 929; Downloads: 105
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Read the next comic strip Listen, band-aids are only a problem when you're trying to rip them off, so you're better off just leaving them on til they fall of naturally, after it's gotten all soggy and gross. Which I guess in this metaphor means death.
Damn, I was trying to take alcoholism for a possessive spin there but guess I'm a glass half empty kind of guy, especially when it comes to glasses containing alcohol. Ops, there goes the other half.
There was an intervention for the Twogag Facebook Page a while back, but nobody liked it sober, so we had to have another one.
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Comments: 43
So he goes from a million cosmopolitans to a thousand other problems to only wanting to solve the fun one? Well at least he's narrowed his problems down.
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Guy always has the exact same mean look on her face.
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I keep clicking these comics because I keep thinking that guy is wearing a Green Lantern shirt.
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Love it, love it, love it! Am committing this to memory to use it in the future.
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Normally I don't like these kinds of relationships in comics and movies and stuff, it's kinda played out by a lot of people. But I really like your 2GAG characters because they are friends, just in a very different way than normal, rather than just being shallow.
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precisely. solid observation my friend.
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Guy said the word "friend"? o.0 I think hell froze over.
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Lol haven't you realised? Guy actually cares about Wayne a whole lot more that she wants us to realise. It's just a matter of pride!
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I do hope Guy cares but if she is a true sociopath it would be very little, but probably more than anyone else she knows.
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I think she probably gets along with Frankie more than Wayne, but generally sticks around with Wayne more cos she knows he’s so pathetic that he probably wouldn’t survive on his own. And I wouldn’t worry about Guy being a sociopath or anything. She’s got so many things going on that I bet they all cancel each other out! :L
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Nothing wrong with substituting, it works with diets, cooking, and happiness!
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As usual there is a perverted kind of logic.
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I was hoping her new years outfit was going to be her new look.
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Years keep on rolling... people, not so much
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