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Published: 2007-05-24 09:56:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2779; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 18
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Salad Fingers shouldn't look this cute.Yes that's suppose to be a cracked window.
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βshameless self-insert timeβ
Salad Fingers:Wh-why won't you let me in?
*he desperately, like a puppy, pressed against the window he'd broken. Until I arrived home*
Me:s-salad? What are- eep!
*I was immediately pulled into a tight hug. Uncomfortable and awkward, but it didn't seem appropriate to pull away*
Salad Fingers: my dear! I thought you'd locked me out! I-I thought you didn't want me... Where have you been?
*the grocery bags in my hands should've been an implication, but I answered his question.*
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Aww he's such a cute cinnamon roll :3
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I usually look back on my previous comment and cringe, but I'm just happy someone enjoyed one of my self inserts. I feel special.Β
Have a cookie. π
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*take the cookie* aww thanks!
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COME IN. |D *magicly teleports him inside*
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ahh its salad fingers. I like the way he looks at that window.
Great job.
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Adorable. I like how his eyeballs are pressed against the glass.
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I wore a Salad Fingers shirt that said "We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when." With SF and Majory Stewart-Baxter today.
Weird. D:
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Don't be afraid. He just wants to know what you taste like...
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Ugh. I haven't been able to watch a full episode of one of those.
It's just too dark and freaky, even for me!
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Salad Fingers is fucking disturbing.
My friend and I used to watch those things for hours.
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Awww~
ThatΒ΄s cute!
I like him ^^~
And I would let him in!
*hugs him*
awww~
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That would be if you can hug him BEFORE he licks your head and tells you if you taste good or bad, and then cuts you up and eat you. I don't hate him, but my eyes couldn't help but twitch a bit when I watched the 1st episode when he rubbed the spoon, became aroused and said "This feeling... it's almost orgasmic...".
My eyes begged me to go off and wash them, but my brain said "Just a bit more, I wanna know what he'll do next."
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Hah XD How funneh
*evil grin*
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Which one of them?O.o
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XD all of them~?
*grin*
Okay, well...IΒ΄m little bit sick, could it be? <.<
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Nuu, your just as normal as I could be
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XD
Ouhm...and...how normal are ya?
*lol*
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55%, if that helps yuo xDD
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XD ghahah, okay.
No, really...IΒ΄m a weirdo O_o~
I think XD
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Then you're 61% weird and me 40% xD
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XD*lol*
If ya think so
thatΒ΄s cool
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You really don't mind?O.o
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hah
uhm...no-...why?
*looks behind herself*
...are there the men with the white "Love-Myself"-jackets?
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You better run away from them now O.o
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o__o...what? why? from them? Whooo??
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