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Published: 2016-06-24 18:52:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 3110; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 20
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Candi never forgot her training for the part time job at the fire department...
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Little jumpy there Candi? Heh, guess something like that's to be expected when you sneak up on someone totally absorbed in what they are doing.
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Jolting someone out of the zone can really dampen one's spirit.
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at least the colors are normal now, so she's not stoned anymore?
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Well, that splashes cold water on their relationship. Did you read my song 'Wet Rabbit?'
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no, where is the link?
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Wet RabbitOne tap… makes you hotter…
And one tap… makes you cold…
And if you splash… any water…
You will hear your… owner scold.
It’s not malice… But it gets so old.
We rabbits… are soon mastered…
By our instincts… and our fears…
And that stupid… primate bastard…
Just got shampoo… in my ears…
It’s not malice… But it’s ‘No More Tears.’
And if you go… bathing rabbits…
And you rub them… with a towel…
However… kind their habits…
You will hear them… try to growl…
Bunny faces… don’t do ‘scowl!’
Now the bath is… finally over…
And your fur’s soggy and flat…
And you splay your claws while crouching
Rather grouchy… on the mat…
You had best remember…
Past the urge to… gnaw and shred…
JUST GO SHED!
JUST GO SHED!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you've done!! I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world....
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