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Published: 2013-01-04 01:10:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 264; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 1
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Because I have a very low self-esteem so I thought if I rp-ed it off it might go awayplus half-inspired by carl's recent deviation
um
this is
derick i guess
he is an extreme loud mouth who doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks about him and um about other people
he uses the word 'fucking' a lot
he has a passionate hatred
for mankind
he isn't afraid to go natural with his hair cut
because he doesn't care
if it doesn't look good on him
and he wears what he wants
and doesn't wear contacts
and he will
slaughter english
and not give a shit
ok
//heaves//
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Comments: 90
You know I love all your art bbyz.
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hnng andi stahp ur making me bloosh
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Gwackk, I meant 's deviation eosifjosiefj
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YESSSSSSS
YESS THEY AREEE
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ohmygodhe'smyworstnightmare.slaughteringtheenglishlanguage.mybby.
I'llrpwithyouifyouwant.
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HIS ENGLISH SUCKS SO BAD AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
YES PLEASE
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LOVELY. GONNA HAVE FUN CORRECTING HIM IN MY HEAD. XD
YOUSTARTHOUGHCAUSEI'MACOPOUT.
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OK OK HERE I GO
derick ;; //is smoking CIGARS, back AGAINST the wall as he quickly SPOTS you just a few inches AWAY from himself// //He had dropped his GLASSES on the spot RIGHT where you are STANDING, and he wouldn't pick it up until after EVERYONE has LEFT because he thinks picking it UP would make him look LAME.// ... Hey, girl, be careful where you stepping,
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Anders: Don't worry, I won't step on your glasses. *she bends down to pick them up, dusting them off a bit when she stands up straight again* Careful with them. Someone else may not be as careful as I am y'know.
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derick ;; //scoffs, swiping the glasses from her hands and sliding them into his pocket because wearing them now would make him look lame.// Ha, yeah, whatever. thanks, I guess.
imsorryhe'sadouche
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Anders: No problem. *she fixed the strap on her bag a bit, studying him carefully* Why're you in an alley? Other than to have a smoke...
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Derick ;; //Scoffs/ Why /can't/ I be in an alley? I am bad person, can you not tell? //slicks his hair back, shoving his other hand into his jean pockets//
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Anders: *shrugs* Do what you want. I was just wonderin'. *she brushed her hair out of her eyes*
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derick ;; //looks away for a minute, before looking back at her, brows furrowed// What's your name, girl?
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Anders: It's Anders. What's yours?
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derick ;; ..Derick.. you are from the place around here, yeah?
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Anders: *nods a bit* Mm-hmm. My apartments a few blocks down..
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derick ;; fascinating.. and i am of the taking you are abuvateen?
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Anders: Twenty-one *she leans against the wall, coughing a bit cause of the smoke from his cigar*
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derick ;; //raises an eyebrow as he lifted the cigar that had been hanging loosely from his lips, and smirked, snorting out the poisonous smoke.// Oh? Could have sworn you were around my age. Funny. I'm sixteen.
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Anders: I jus' got one of those faces. *mutters, pulling out a pack of cigarettes* You shouldn't be smoking that if you're sixteen. Bad for your lungs.
((hahaandersyouhypocrite))
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derick ;; and you shouldn't be smoking either, girl should keep their bodies healthy, yeah? //scoffs, watching as she pulled out the pack, and rolls his eyes//
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Anders: *shrugs* I think these curves'll stay the same if I have a smoke. *she took one out and lit it carefully, she took a drag, blowing the smoke back out of her mouth so that it made an 'O' shape*
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derick ;; Oooh, I don't know about that.. //Smirks as he dropped his cigar, giving it a good stomp.// Have you seen the women who regular smoker's bodies? They are practically of skeletons, you know..
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Anders: *smirks a bit* I haven't had one for a month, I think I'll be fine.
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derick ;; //chuckles// Jus be careful~ Would not want your pretty face ruined, heh. //leaning against the wall, offers a bit of a smile// you are interesting girl, anders. i like you.
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Anders: *smiles a bit* I'll try an' be careful. *she took another drag* Thanks Derick. You're pretty interesting yourself.
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((Onii-san......
Oniiiii-saaaan.....
*doink* [link] ))
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fagget
KJDFHJKDHSG SEMPAI WHY HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM SEMPAI IS THE BEST SEMAPI AND MY FAVORITE SEMPAI A-AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH BECAUSE HE IS SO AWESOME AT ART AND EXISTING IN GENERAL \\CLINGSTOFACE
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DERICK MEANT TO SAY DOUCHEBAG
NOT FAGGOT SORRY MY MIND IS STILL TIRED
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iS OKE SEMPAI SHHHH \\SMOOCHES
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SMOOCHSMOOCHSMOCOHHHHSDCOHSCHO//
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look who's talking motherfucking faggot
CARL CARL I CANT HELP IT
BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I HAVE U GUYS
AND YOU
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excuse me shit head
im not the one with pink fucking hair
GOOD BECAUSE U KNO I M ALWAYS HERE TO TALK SEMPAI
I AM NOT JUST 4 DRAWING THE BUTTS
I M UR FRUND SEMPAI I CARE ABOUT U ALOT MMK
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its faded red retard
yor fucking shirtless
OH CARL
HNNG
I ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE
THAT'S WHY I LUV U
UR JUST REALLY GRATE
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thats wat i fucking said
pink
and ya
thanks for noticing
fagget
WHY YES
YES I AM A CRATE
WAT
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your deaf, douchebag
can i
fuck you
SORRY, I'M JUST TYPING THE FIRST THING THAT COMES To MIND, OOPS
AND YES YOU ARE GRATE CARL ILY
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excuse me?
you can choke on this cock fagget \\crotchgrab
CRATE SEMPAI
CRATE
AS IN WITH A C
wait
as in with a c
there
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or you can choke on mine
yours is probably so small
it won't even reach the back of my tongue
//snickers//
NOO
CARL NO, AS IN A G
LIKE
A G AS IN GERONIMO
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wouldnt you like to find out
I KNOW
BUT I WAS MAKING FUN OF THE FACT THAT YOUR g LOOKED LIKE A c SO I SAID
WHY YES
I AM A cRATE
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actually i wuld
THAT MAKES MORE SENSE
OK
WELL I MEANT
gRATE
UR GREAT
SHH
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wat
fag wants to suck some cock? \\eyebrowraised
FROSTED FLAKES
THEYRE MORE THAN GOOD
THEYRE GRRRRRREAT
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i want to suck your cock, yes
no you fucking douche, i want to straight up fuck you
ARE YOU STALKING ME
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well this might be yer lucky day
dependin on wat you mean
LOLWATNO
maybe
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depending on what I mean?
CARL-
UR NOT SUPPOSE TO
THERE R SOME THINGS THT U JSUT CANNOT SEE
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