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Published: 2006-04-03 21:27:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 3999; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 1120
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Description A bit late, but here is a sketch I did at work, after a lovable flammer called me "King of Fat Lovers" (or something stronger than lover, I don't remember now).
Anyone else will want call me names? >:3 I can get more creative than this.
It's also a nudge on people that says "you draw women fat, then yourself skinny and fit". Look, I'm a fat midget!

Yes, I'm aware it's an extremely bad drawing (it is, don't deny it). Another one that will definitively go to my "to get finished later" list.

Mature content because it looks like they are nekkid (not my original intention, but I didn't finish the clothes)

Edit: replaced the file by a better copy. I used a program I'm not used with, and only now I noticed how crap(pier) it was.
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Comments: 78

dwarfpriest In reply to ??? [2007-05-20 20:57:36 +0000 UTC]

This is my Boom-Stick!

Actually, that's a spoon.

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ffc-Squall In reply to dwarfpriest [2007-05-24 07:17:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I really like the Evil Dead series, even though the movies came out when I was a kid.

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dwarfpriest In reply to ffc-Squall [2007-05-26 17:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Don't make me feel old, young man

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ffc-Squall In reply to dwarfpriest [2007-05-29 05:42:29 +0000 UTC]

You're only five years older than me...

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InvizKing [2006-05-14 09:42:11 +0000 UTC]

I shall invade your kingdom and take your title by force!

By the way, I really love this picture.

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dwarfpriest In reply to InvizKing [2006-05-14 23:58:59 +0000 UTC]

You can try. To gain my blood line, you need to enter my realms, and defeat all my guardians before you can give challenge me in person.

No, stop! You can't distract them with pies! Cheater!

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darth-clone19 [2006-04-17 06:02:57 +0000 UTC]

People are suck f---in' idiots. They should take their "rightgeousness" elsewhere, out there in the world where it matters, not bothering people on the internet who have some fetish. Thats the most ridiculous thing. I still cant believe people get flamed. People make such a big deal out every little thing...GAHH! it makes me mad!

...sorry, your highness.

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dwarfpriest In reply to darth-clone19 [2006-04-17 16:17:06 +0000 UTC]

In the wise words of one of my old RPG friends:
"People are dumb. Now pass me the cookies."

You are forgiven

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Uniquename02 [2006-04-08 00:49:54 +0000 UTC]

I would like to offer my needle in thine's service.

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dwarfpriest In reply to Uniquename02 [2006-04-08 03:57:31 +0000 UTC]

Then I dub teeh Sir Needle-a-lot

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PureIvel [2006-04-07 08:15:59 +0000 UTC]

Its not my favorite of your drawings but the sentiment is just awesome.

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dwarfpriest In reply to PureIvel [2006-04-07 15:33:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks I'll have a better one up someday.

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Kourumi [2006-04-05 05:59:02 +0000 UTC]

And just what's wrong with that?

You're happy, the women are happy... It all works out..!

This looks just fine as a sketch... Nothing really would need to be added... Except a sword to vanquish fat-haters...

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dwarfpriest In reply to Kourumi [2006-04-05 15:27:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks
Hmm... naw, I'm not a sword-yelding type. I'm more for dialogue and criticism...

And a heavy hammer for the knuckle heads :3

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Kourumi In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-07 18:18:54 +0000 UTC]

A benevolent king...

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dwarfpriest In reply to Kourumi [2006-04-07 22:41:42 +0000 UTC]

Of course Cakes for all!

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Kourumi In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-08 05:33:16 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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Barkis1 [2006-04-05 00:34:14 +0000 UTC]

You wish

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dwarfpriest In reply to Barkis1 [2006-04-05 15:28:55 +0000 UTC]

You shall obey, or off with your head

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Barkis1 In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-06 23:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Shall I be the royal pet Hey, we'r good enough for the QofE!

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dwarfpriest In reply to Barkis1 [2006-04-07 00:09:29 +0000 UTC]

What's QofE?

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Barkis1 In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-07 00:23:15 +0000 UTC]

[link]

[link]

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dwarfpriest In reply to Barkis1 [2006-04-07 00:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah, alright.

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Barkis1 In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-07 00:42:37 +0000 UTC]

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Vanilla-Danyoll [2006-04-04 22:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Thats our king .
[bullshit] Can I be he evil plotting guy thats never actually mentioned untill like...the end and something stupid happend like starwars with the classic "I am your father" and lukes face looking completely well putting it in simple terms.... Retarded =/ and then I take of my mask (Grenadier) and show that I'm like this long lost guy that was actualy ment o be fighting against you but came to your ways and put on the mas and then this...that...and the other [/bullshit]

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dwarfpriest In reply to Vanilla-Danyoll [2006-04-05 15:38:07 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm. after that, you could be the royal jester... XD but you would have to compete with Bish for the spot

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Kirbykid [2006-04-04 21:09:31 +0000 UTC]

every good king needs one!! XD

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Kirbykid [2006-04-04 14:24:35 +0000 UTC]

long live the king!!!
and i am your loyal kirby!(don't ask...)

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dwarfpriest In reply to Kirbykid [2006-04-04 16:24:41 +0000 UTC]

So, I dub thee... Kirby? XD

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three-planes [2006-04-04 11:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, my lord, I shall kick the flamer's ass with my psychic powers.

*Stops laughing* I'm sorry, my lord. *bows* I mean no disrespect.

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dwarfpriest In reply to three-planes [2006-04-04 16:23:54 +0000 UTC]

None taken. Now, go patrol the northern borders. You can pick anyone... er... anything in the dirigible bunkers.

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Bobinater20 [2006-04-04 07:41:32 +0000 UTC]

I shall grovel at your my leage.

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dwarfpriest In reply to Bobinater20 [2006-04-04 16:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Very well. lol

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Bobinater20 In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-05 06:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, that was pretty funny.

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Leen-Rouge [2006-04-04 07:23:06 +0000 UTC]

Long live the king! x3

You rock, man... and I commend you on putting up with those flames. A warrior and a king in one!

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dwarfpriest In reply to Leen-Rouge [2006-04-04 16:22:06 +0000 UTC]

Hail! :3

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MartmeisterPaladin [2006-04-04 06:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Long life to the king!

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dwarfpriest In reply to MartmeisterPaladin [2006-04-04 16:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, my good paladin.

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MartmeisterPaladin In reply to dwarfpriest [2006-04-04 16:31:49 +0000 UTC]

I shall serve you to the last breath, my lord.

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BellyJewelry [2006-04-04 06:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Long live the king! Lord knows how many people have said that already...
"you draw women fat, then yourself skinny and fit"..... I draw big guys and I'm fit and skinny... I think I just proved the point you also proved wrong XD
I love the beard. Looks nice

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dwarfpriest In reply to BellyJewelry [2006-04-04 16:20:13 +0000 UTC]

You are cheating! So, you are skinny and draw big guys to prove another point of the point I proved by being chubby drawing chubby women to prove the point at the other point to prove the point...

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Zucca-Xerfantes [2006-04-04 04:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Hey there! Nice to see you're still with the living ^_^

Has Mangapunksai been keeping up her campaign-O-hate?

Either way, I dun care. Hail to the king!

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dwarfpriest In reply to Zucca-Xerfantes [2006-04-04 04:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks
Manga? Naw... I don't think she has enough conviction in herself to continue a campaign.

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ChemicalAlia [2006-04-04 03:24:36 +0000 UTC]

It looks so....jolly! The king looks so serious there with his banner, surrounded by his hefty loyal subjects. That made my day.

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dwarfpriest In reply to ChemicalAlia [2006-04-04 03:47:36 +0000 UTC]

lol. thanks ^^

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VivaLaGorilla [2006-04-04 01:47:58 +0000 UTC]

*pulls out my best Bruce Campbell voice* Hail to the king baby!

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dwarfpriest In reply to VivaLaGorilla [2006-04-04 03:47:22 +0000 UTC]

lol! XD

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Juno-Gemini [2006-04-04 01:05:59 +0000 UTC]

theres alot of things i dont like on devart but i dont flame people jut cause they do something i hate, they need to learn to keep there damn opinions to them selves cause half of the complainers can barrely draw as it is

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dwarfpriest In reply to Juno-Gemini [2006-04-04 03:47:12 +0000 UTC]

So very true

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wolfwood897 [2006-04-03 23:50:41 +0000 UTC]

If this is the product fo name calling then...>.>...<.<...Your the omnipotant god of fat women!

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