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dwarfthrowing — APH- Johan interview
Published: 2011-03-17 17:35:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 261; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 5
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Brönstung: Helo there. May said I had to do an interview to let you people know more about me.May: That's right! I'm asking the questions and Brönstung will answer them. At the end you can ask him some questions yourself. Lets get over with it! We will start with some basic stuff.
May: What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Brönstung: My name is Brönstung, but in English I'm called Brownster Island. I hate to be called by my English name. I mean it just doesn't make sence. My human name is Johan Smidt. I do not have any nicknames jet.
May: How old are you? When is your birthday?
Brönstung: I look 15 years old, but I'm older. How old I do not know. I celebrate my birthday on the 5th of June. This is my flags (Mömal) day.
May: Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Brönstung: I'm born on the first castle build in my land, but I don't live there anymore since it's a museum now. I do live in my capital city called Grämburg. Yes I am pretty patriotic since I only became a fully independent country 1 year ago.
May: Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Brönstung: As far as I remember my brother always cared for me. Untill Prussia came, but that's another story.
May: Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Brönstung: Poland is my big brother. I assume you already know him so I'm not going to tell more about him.
May: What is your occupation?
Brönstung: I give advises to my president about what the people want.
May: How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
Brönstung: I'm 176cm, but I can still grow bigger. I don't know my weight, but I think it's okay since I'm sportif.
May: What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Brönstung: I have light blond hair and sping green eyes. Well at least I think people call it that way.
May: What is your race?
Brönstung: A country.
May: To which social class do you belong?
Brönstung: Thanks to The Netherlands I became Upper.
May: Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Brönstung: I'm way too busy to care about that.
May: What is your style of dress?
Brönstung: My casual clothing is sportif.
May: Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Brönstung: I do not have any of the first three. I do have some weird hair thing that can't stay down.
May: Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Brönstung: Luckely I do not.
May: Are you right- or left-handed?
Brönstung: Right-handed. That's not so weird since it is the most common one to have.
May: What does your voice sound like?
Brönstung: I do not know what my voice sounds like to others.
May: What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Brönstung: I talk in full sentences and I do not use slang.
May: List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Brönstung: I'm serious, cynic and sarcastic and I like to take time before taking disicions.
May: How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Brönstung: What kind of question is that??
May: I don't know! It was on my list.
Brönstung: Why do you ask then??
May and were moving on! What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Brönstung: I smile, but I stay serious. Sometimes it creeps the hell out of people.
May: Do you use body language? How?
Brönstung: By using body language I show people I'm serious and that you can trust me. Well that is what I trie to.
May: Do you have a commonly used saying?
Brönstung: Are you serious??
May: Yes.
Brönstung: I was answering your question with that.
May: We are moving on to your childhood!
Bröngstung: Do we have to?? I'm still a child basically.
May: You are a few hundred years old so we will do it!!!
May: What is your earliest memory?
Brönstung: Playing with big brother Poland in one of his grassy fields.
May: How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Brönstung: I had schooling 3 times all over again. One time from big brother Poland, one time from Germany and one time from The Netherlands. I did learn a lot of it, but it was boring sometimes when they told me something I was told before.
May: Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Brönstung: It more a when then a where. I learned most things when I was with Germany.
May: How would you describe your childhood in general?
Brönstung: It was a hard time, but I think it helped me with the future that's now coming.
May: As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Brönstung: I wanted to be just like Germany.
May: You still want to.
Brönstung: Shut up.
May: When and with whom was your first kiss?
Brönstung: I would rather not talk about that.
May: Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Brönstung: >:[
May: Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Brönstung: No.
INFLUENCES
May: Now we change subject again! This is about influences!
Brönstung: About what??
May: You will see.
Brönstung: I guessed so.
May: What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Brönstung: Prussia coming over to my place.
May: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Bröngstung: Staying out of Russias hands after WW2. I don't think I would be independant if he had gained controll.
May: What is your greatest regret?
Brönstung: I do not really have a big regret. The little things I regret are not important enough to bother you with.
May: What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Brönstung: I refuse to talk about that.
May: You aren't any fun!
Brönstung: Like I care.
May: Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Brönstung: I'm not going to talk about that either. They are not called secrets for nothing.
May: What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Brönstung: I haven't really got the chance jet to do that sort of things. The time that I'm aloud to make my own choises isn't very long.
May: When was the time you were the most frightened?
Brönstung: When Denmark attaced me with his viking ships. They burned down everything.
May: Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Brönstung: I have been to all the countries that ruled me and to countries where world summits where that I had to join as country.
May: Now we are going to talk about your beliefs
Brönstung: You are still not being very clear.
May: I know and I would like to stay like that.What is your alignment?
Brönstung: I can't really explain it to you. I have many parties in my goverment. Just like The Netherlands.
May: Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Brönstung: I prefer to stay realistic.
May: Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Brönstung: Thanks to The Netherlands I'm an unbeliever.
May: Do you believe in an afterlife?
Brönstung: I do not.
May: What is your greatest fear?
Brönstung: That someone comes and tries to claim me again. After many years I'm fed up with it.
May: What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Brönstung: Prussia and Denmark are very trained in getting me angry. Otherwise I know how to stay calm. The fact that I was taken away from big brother Poland makes me sad somoetimes, because I really like him. I get happy from herring. I do not know why, but it is as it is.
May: Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Brönstung: I think that people always thing things are good from their point of view when it can hurt other people.
May: What are your views on politics?
Brönstung: It is very important that I'm ruled in a good way.
May: What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Brönstung: They all should be punishable on their own way.
May: How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Brönstung: I would have a good arguement and trie to resonable. When the other is better I will reconsider my believes.
May: How much do you value money?
Brönstung: I think it is important in it's own way, but life shouldn't be depending one it.
May: In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Brönatung: Destroy someone from the inside.
May: Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Brönstung: You sometimes have to give away a piece at chess.
May: Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Brönstung: I think people can have a think bond with eachother, but I do think this can be with ceveral people and not just one.
May: Are you superstitious?
Brönstung: No, I'm not.
May: How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Brönstung: I like to hear them and sometimes I use them too after that.
May: How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Brönstung: I do not lie, but I do not tell everything either.
May: Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Brönstung: I like to ignore them when I meet new people, but sometimes they do influence my decisions.
May: Now I will ask you questions about how you deal with others.
Brönstung: Now that's clear.
May: Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Brönstung: Poland or Germany. I can't decide. Poland, because he was such a good brother and Germany, because he teached me so much.
May: Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
Brönstung: The person I respect the most is Germany, because he's so serious and thinks and and and..
May: I GET IT!!
Brönstung: And I hate Denmark the most. People think I'm his little btother ot think I'm part of his country. He doesn't even correct them when he hears it!! He was also very mean as viking.
May: Do you have a significant other? Who? Why?
Brönstung: I do not have a lot of friends....
May: Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I already said I din't
May: Just say it when you have now friends.
Brönstung: -_-
May: How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Brönstung: Is this one of your questions you do not understand, but still ask??
May: Yes! And so is the next one!! How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Brönstung: Did you parents let you fall on your head when you were younger??
May: Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Brönstung: I have not time fot that.
May: The you should make time for it!
Brönstung: y-!
May: What do you look for in a potential lover?
Brönstung: I just said I-!
May: Blablabla... How close are you to your family?
Brönstung: I visit Poland as many times as possible
May: Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Brönstung: Now you are starting again!! Are all the lights on up there??
May *ignores* Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Brönstung: I argue. Are you trying to coppel me to someone??
May: I'm asking the questions here!!!
May: Are you a listener or a talker?
Brönstung: I find both equally important.
May: You have to loosen up! You talk like a grown up, but you only look 15!
Brönstung: You act like a four year old and you are 14.
May: How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Brönstung: It depends on how open the person interacts towards me.
May: Gawd you are strange..
Brönstung: Like you aren't.
May: I am strange and I do not make it a secret. Do you hold grudges?
Brönstung: Yes. On Prussia.
May: Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Brönstung: I'm used to be ruled so I'm not quick to do so.
May: If you didn't have an accent people would think you were family to England
Brönstung: I like to talk polite. Is something wrong with that??
May: No, but you should act your "outside" age. People could suspect things. *eyebrow wiggle*.
Brönstrung: D:
May: Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Brönstung: I do, but in most large groups I've been up to date there is no peace and I didn't like that.
May: How well do you express yourself? I can answer that. Not your age.
Brönstung: Why...
May: How quickly do you judge others?
Brönstung: I trie to take as long as possible before I do that.
May: Do you care what others think of you?
Brönstung: I consider it important, because if I don't people could turn against me and I prefer it if that wouldn't happen.
May: Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Brönstung: Denmark and Prussia, but you may have noticed that already.
May: What is your favorite pastime? Colour? Food? Possession?
Brönstung: Finally some normal questions.
May: Just answer them.
Brönstung: I like to go fishing in my spare time. I like the colour fern green. I love herring and I do not have a special possesion.
May: Liar. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Brönstung: I like British tv shows a lot.
May: That was really unexpected..
Brönstung: What?? They are good.
May: I know! But I just didn't expect you to say it!!
Brönstung: You are just simple minded.
May: Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
Brönstung: I do not, because they are bad for my health.
May: How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Brönstung: Reading a newspaper
May: Your life is boring...
Brönstung: Says someone without a life at all.
May: What is your most cherished fantasy?
Brönstung: Germany seeing how good I do. Did I just said that out loud.
May: Yes you did!! How long is your attention span?
Brönstung: Very long it is.
May: Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Brönstung: I smile all the time, but I really laugh when I'm watching my favorite tv shows.
May: The British ones??
Brönstung: Which else??
May: Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Brönstung: I'm used to that sort of things, but I prefer to be not around them.
May: That didn't answer my question, but I do not think I will get any better out of you so.. How do you deal with stress?
Brönstung: I count to ten and carry on.
May: Okay...
Brönstung: >_>
May: How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Bröstung: I'm pretty sportif, but I'm not artistic.
May: Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Bröstung: I like hares and herrings. I prefer not to hang around with young kids like Sealand.
May: Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Brönstung: I work with plans
May: Do you have a pet? If so, what is his/her name? Species? Fur color? Etc…
Brönstung: I do not have the time for them.
May: I'm going to talk to your boss so he will give you time fot fun.
Brönstung: You will not, because I do not want more spare time.
May: We are moving on to your selfimage!
Brönstung: How many more questions??
May: 11! Then we reach the hundred!!
Brönstung: Haleluja!!
May: What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Brönstung: My strength is my seriousness and my weakness my inability to make friends.
May: Thats because you work too much!!
Brönstung: No comment.
May: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Brönstung: The fact that I can be rude without noticing it.
May: Rude?? I din't notice.
Brönstung: You are one of the small group who doesn't feels offended by me.
May: Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Brönstung: Introvert.
May: Even more reasons to get more spare time! Do you like yourself?
Brönstung: Everything can be better.
May: Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Brönstung: Yes and I'm quite annoyed when it is inerupted.
May: What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Brönstung: I don't really now....
May: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Brönstung: Stuck in the same possision as I am now.
May: I'm sure that after this interview a lot of things are going to change.
Brönstung: Huh??
May: If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Brönstung: I prefer not to think about it.
May: What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Brönstrung: O3O. I do not have... Need some...
May: NEXT QUESTION!!! What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Brönstrung: serious, independent, lonlely
May: And that's why you need friends!!! What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Brönstung: I do not have the foggiest.
May: Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Brönstung: What are you asking me??
May: I don't know!! What I do know is that we are done!!
Brönstrung: yeej... *not entousiastic*
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May: Here I will put questions other people asked.
Brönstung: You said we were done!
May: I said we?? I ment I!
