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Published: 2011-11-09 12:23:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 132; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 1
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Description I am bored, because I have a hour free between the school hours and I have no earbuds for listening to music and I am not allowed to play games...

So I write down my knowledge on Nonsenselogy (Dutch: Nonselogie)

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Nonsenselogy comes from nonsense (I expect you to know what that means) and logy which comes from the Greek word λογική which means logic/rationality.

On a test you can get all the answers right by answering '43' everywhere

Cheesology is an element of the nonsenslogy. Here you examen the mammal cheese and it's history. Cheese was imported by the VOC from South Africa to Europe. There is much more information about cheese so I wont tell it all here. I may make another thing like this about cheesology.

A proverb that originates from the nonsenselogy in The Netherlands is: "Lantaarnpalen zijn ook van hout, vandaar het werkwoord ophaalbrug."
Translation: "Lampposts are also made of wood, therefrom the verb drawbridge."

When you finished your studies nonsenselogics you can become a 'flauwekultus' or the English variant 'stupiologist'.

Nonsenselogy is often criticized by other people who do not understand this fine art. Nonsenselogy doesn't need a lot of training. You can do it or you can't, there is nothing in between. Some people are born stupiologists, but some people can't get a grip on it and get angry. When you start a conversation it is easy to notice if they are stupiologists, even if they do not know the term themselves. There are also some fake stupiologists who think they do it right, ut they don't. You spot them quit easely, because they are never funny when they use their nonsenselogics knowledge, but laugh themselves. The being of a stupiologist runs in famillies most of the time. When a parent is a stupiologist there is a big chance the kid will also be a stupiologist. Some stupiologists are good at hiding their real nonsenselogic side. They are afraid of other peoples reactions. So if you are a stupiologist and think that some other person is hiding their stupiologist inside you must try to drag it out, because they will be much happier afterwards.

The more you talk with other stupiologists the more theories you get. Together with some other stupiologists I came to the conclusion that Butter is a mollusc and that busquits are birds.

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