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Dynamoe — Godzilla's a Mean Drunk
Published: 2007-02-11 06:47:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 3314; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 785
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Godzilla aka "The Big G" needs a good 12 Step program. His 1,000 gallon bottle of Jim Beam is empty and dang it, the big guy's still THIRSTY!
Look out Tokyo, Oh NO!
"He picks up a bus and he throws it back down..."
You know the rest of the song, and now you know why.
LEGAL STUFF:
Godzilla name (This is a model) copyrighted to Toho Productions, Tokyo, Japan.
Jim Beam logo copyrighted to Jim Beam Distilleries, Clermont, Kentucky.
Partial Godzilla song lyrics copyrighted to Blue Oyster Cult.
Tokyo skyline at sunset photo copyrighted to FreeFoto.com and photographer Ian Britton per their Terms of Use.
As usual, I'm not attempting to make one red cent off of this. It's for fun, not funds.
RARRRRRR!!! *Glug Glug*
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Comments: 103
That's actually Godzilla, not Zilla. There is a difference. Plus, Godzilla is a dude
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I know, and his stumbling around isn't doing the Tokyo skyline any good!
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...Yeah, you're right. According to recent movies, yes.
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...Nailed it! Anyway, so I had this daydream. Would like to hear it?
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Is it about Ms. 'Zilla?
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It is. ^^ And it's naughty...
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She gets off on the Eiffel Tower naughty?
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More like Twerking like Miley Cyrus.
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That would cause a mass evacuation of Tokyo!
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Dude, her riding a wrecking ball?
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That moment when Mothra got in Godzilla's Selfie.
"Oh, you bitch!"
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You lost me, bruh, what?
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I thought you were asking for a Godzilla request.
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Well it was more of a sugestion than a request.
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I just draw for myself nowadays. Too much going on to add extra material.
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Who would you mostly likely to see bed Godzilla?
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I couldn't think of any creature initially that would be BIG enough.
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Oh, one of those Adult Swim things. Yeah, good luck making her cooperate!
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When he let out a big belch, they better run for their lives!
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Eventually the city's problem will be the fact it has no
giant toilets.
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Maybe they could sell giant piles of Godzilla poo as a fuel source?
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Big G wants more cowbell? Who's gonna argue?
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Guess he's not much of a whiskey drinker!
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he use the drunk code what ever on hand
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He's gotta cut out all the drinking, and get rid of that five o'clock shadow.
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