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Dynamoe โ Godzilla's a Mean Drunk
Published: 2007-02-11 06:47:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 3316; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 785
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Godzilla aka "The Big G" needs a good 12 Step program. His 1,000 gallon bottle of Jim Beam is empty and dang it, the big guy's still THIRSTY!
Look out Tokyo, Oh NO!
"He picks up a bus and he throws it back down..."
You know the rest of the song, and now you know why.
LEGAL STUFF:
Godzilla name (This is a model) copyrighted to Toho Productions, Tokyo, Japan.
Jim Beam logo copyrighted to Jim Beam Distilleries, Clermont, Kentucky.
Partial Godzilla song lyrics copyrighted to Blue Oyster Cult.
Tokyo skyline at sunset photo copyrighted to FreeFoto.com and photographer Ian Britton per their Terms of Use.
As usual, I'm not attempting to make one red cent off of this. It's for fun, not funds.
RARRRRRR!!! *Glug Glug*
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Comments: 103
lolยดd at the very long explanation, but ok, its needed in this day and age.
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Ha! I have that same figure!
I NEED MORE DRUNK!
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haha I love this, I have the same exact figure. Great idea!
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HA HA
Glad you liked it, and the bottle fit perfectly
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I still have that figure somewhere. Hmm... (Goes of to play with Godzilla figures.)
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history shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men~...maybe they should have had more JB on hand...
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I heard that he has been in rehab these past few years, then got a tattoo, and then shaved his head... wait no wrong person
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Hi, Thanks. He can really put it away!
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he picks up a bus and he throws it back down as he wades through the buildings towards the center of town.
helpless people on subway trains scream "MY GOD" as he looks in on them.
oh no, there goes tokyo
go go godzilla.
i really love blue oyster cult.
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I almost saw BOC, but I had to cancel at the last minute. I even had tickets ;-(
Thanks for commenting
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Sake does not do it for Godzilla?
Hot Plum sake might work.
Funny picture.
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Nope, he's not a Sake kinda guy. Hot Plum Sake does sound good tho
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Check it out at Japanese restaurants, not been to one in a while but I do know a Thai restaurant that had Sake.
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The dino knows how what drink to choose.
cool picture ,must fave!
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He's a going for another round!
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He needs a designated driver.
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Truly, if only one had a very large taxi
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"...ash he shtumbles around in the shenter of town..."
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OH, GOD! A stumbling drunk weighing in at oh what, eleventy jillion pounds!
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Are you a fire breathing monster?
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not really i was jokin but im a 'hot' drunk lol
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Noticed he's drinkin' Jim Beam! Heh, the Jim Beam distillery is right here in Cincinnati 
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The model is actually my brother's and one of his friends put a minature in his hand and it looked like it was proportional so I went with it
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pfft,if that monster was a real MAN,he'd drink budwiser until he DROPED! *sips a can o' bud*...wait,does'nt that make ME a man? im confused ._.;
XD
in all seriousness though,brilliant peice,gave me one heck of a good laugh
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Well, I'm glad you liked the pic, the Photoshop was a pain, it didn't want to copy the spines.
I don't drink Bud much, it fills me up too fast, so I drink Beam and Cokes and I'm fine.
Works for meee
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^.^
i often drink bud,if the chase arises. that chance doesnt come a lot,though..
meh,whatever fills your boat
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Cheers, "Here's filling the boat."
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You selfish monster! You drink all the spirits... Why didn't you keep some for me?
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Actually, if you look very carefully in the lowest corner of the bottle you can still see a bit o' Beam. Taking in to account the size of the bottle that's more than enough for a human.
...Getting it from him is the trick, eh?
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So don't let him go... I am just getting some ice...
(That drink is good "on the rocks"!)
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Now, be nice, he has a problem.
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OH MY GOODNESS!
I THINK I USED TO HAVE THAT GODZILLA FIGURE!
*falls over*
SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, HE GOT DRUNK!
lmao
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