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Published: 2013-04-12 06:34:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1757; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 28
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Description I'm a big fan of Samus, but she's always blowing up the planets and planetoids she visits. Hope she never has to do a mission here on Earth.
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Comments: 15

SaariCorporation [2014-10-17 11:23:20 +0000 UTC]

nice cool

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legoland5254 [2014-04-15 23:23:57 +0000 UTC]

SAMUS!!! D: THERE WERE COOKIES ON THAT PLANET!

YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell In reply to legoland5254 [2014-04-16 14:39:36 +0000 UTC]

Lmao!  Probably her odd way of dieting. 

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Darkwilliam1973 [2013-08-03 18:59:48 +0000 UTC]

I wonder would sleeping with her and listening talking her day be a good way to get her to reconsider blowing up earth if she gets a mission to do it? Heck I'd have sex with her even if was blowing up earth as long as I'm not on it lol

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell In reply to Darkwilliam1973 [2013-08-17 00:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Maybe you could have sex with her before she gets the chance to blow it up and save us all.  

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Darkwilliam1973 In reply to E-Dwayne-Caldwell [2013-08-17 02:35:20 +0000 UTC]

The way you draw her she looks like a sterotypical dumb blonde, I'd have absolute no trouble getting her into the sac and getting her to sleep with me with the right persuasion like a diamond ring or my shiny car keys lol

I have sweet sex with her for a good deal of time then while she exhausted from sex I take her Chozo suits haul them to the air lock and shoot them all out before she could get into even one of them.

If you tell me "But her suit is apart of her and they are one" response, I say I have a specail Chozo suit perment removing tool thing that'll get any Chozo suit off of her for good to the point she couldn't summon onto her body. So I solved that suit problem part, ask for her ship's planet blowing up device while she's still sleeping I take out her ship's weapon that'll blow up the earth and throw that out of the airlock.

Then after doing all that I get back to bed and hold her tightly until morning I wake up before her make her a nice breakfast and persuade to her everything is okay but if she even shows a hint of knowing the truth I take out that diamond ring and propose to her.

She'll be too busy planning marriage to blow up anymore planets plus I didn't wear a condemn when having sex with her and she might or might not be.....pregnant.

So no more planets blowing up for her, more mommy duties for her.

And that's how I saved the earth lol

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell In reply to Darkwilliam1973 [2013-08-17 04:06:40 +0000 UTC]

lmao.

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Darkwilliam1973 In reply to E-Dwayne-Caldwell [2013-08-17 13:55:25 +0000 UTC]

She'd never blow up another planet again lol

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Hakumei-Ame [2013-05-21 23:47:38 +0000 UTC]

it cant be helped samus is a blonde after all >_<

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell In reply to Hakumei-Ame [2013-05-23 01:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Nice!

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell [2013-04-12 19:51:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favs everyone!

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sidernam [2013-04-12 12:35:15 +0000 UTC]

FANTASTIC!

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell In reply to sidernam [2013-04-12 19:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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E-Dwayne-Caldwell [2013-04-12 06:51:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Thanks! Yeah she'd toast all those smurf kitties for sure.

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anime-underdog [2013-04-12 06:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic work man.

She has a very nasty habit of blowing up planets doesn't she? I'd "hate" to see her visit Pandora.

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