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e319 — How it should've happened
Published: 2008-09-09 00:09:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 3895; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 11
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You're telling me that Mario, a guy who has probably never lifted weights his whole life, can take a 2 ton turtle buy the tail & swing him around?Yeah, I ain't buying it.
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Thank you! It never made sense to me either...
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Well, Bowser changes his weight from game to game, as well as his size. Some days he is just heavy enough to bully Toad, some days he is 50 times bigger than Mario. Maybe he uses Super Mushrooms, too!
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Yeah that's true, but in Mario 64 he's about 2x as big as normal
He doesn't use super mushrooms, he uses super hams!
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Ah, I don't believe in hams as actual items, always thought of them as a parody.
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If ya think about it, so is Wario with the garlic
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Hm... the garlic appeared in more than one place as a power-up, however, while the hams were explicitly a parody of Mushrooms.
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if Bowser had a game, ham should be a power up
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*fav fav fav* lmfao me and ted always talked about thi glad to see soemone else was thinking the same love bowser's expression it's like...is he F@cking serious?
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yeah i wanted it to be like he hardly notices mario's fruitless efforts to move him
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just as well i suppose seems like he's about to turn around and smack him one lol
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Or just pull his tail inside his shell
Why can't he do that?
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