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Published: 2017-04-21 05:09:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 55799; Favourites: 522; Downloads: 70
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Request by- You guys are literally so gullible. See? I did everything that attracts a Bigfoot, and literally nothing happened. If Bigfoot really exist, why didn't one show up?
- Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.
- Oh, pfft. Sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? [Lori tilts her sombrero to the right, laughing, but Bigfoot takes the hat and turns it upside-down instead]
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Lincoln: Lana is right Lori. Bigfoot is no laughing matter. Why once I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guys cousin.
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lincoln: it might atract a bear.
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Lori: A bear? You mean the ones that AREN'T AROUND HERE?!
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lincoln: what are you trying to say?
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Lori: They aren't in the area it's just a stupid news story.
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lincoln: oh no lori. it's all too real.
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Lana: It says so in the Royal hills inquirer.
Lori: Bears in homes?
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leni: and it also came in today!
lori: bears in a fashion show?
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Lori: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Lana: Well it maybe stupid. But it's also dumb.
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leni: she's right the bear is no laughing matter. there was once a woman who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy-
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Lori: YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I should be more careful. What can I do that would make a bear angry?
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lincoln: don't flash lights around.
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lana: both. bigfoot hates that.
leni: and don't wear an umbreroe.
lincoln: who clown shoes.
lana: or a dress.
lincoln: and never,
clyde: ever,
lana: ever!
leni: DUUUH!!!
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All except Lori: SCREACH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!!!
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Lori l: That's a lot of things. I have a feeling that we may be in danger.
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all expt lori: LORI PLEASE DON'T!!!
lori: *acts like a chimpanzy*
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Lana: Licoln what do we do?
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Lincoln: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't use your phone.
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Lincoln: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
Lana: Flashlights are their natural prey.
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Lincoln: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Lana: Yeah.
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Lincoln: Don't ever eat cheese.
Lana: *Bites her nails*
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Lincoln and Lana: *Whispering mutters*
Lincoln: Cubed. Sliced is fine.
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Lincoln: Never wear a sombrero...
Lana: ...in a goofy fashion.
Lincoln: Or clown shoes
Lana: Or a hoop skirt.
Lincoln: And NEVER...
Lana: EVER...
Lincoln: EVER!
Lana: Ah!
Lincoln/Lana: SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lori: Wiw. I never knew that could attract a Bigfoot. I have a feeling we're in danger.
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Lori: I don't know.
*She runs inside and wears everything they said not to wear and has everything that they told her not to have.* JUST A FEELING!!!
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*Lincoln & Lana have shocked looks on their faces*
Lincoln: No...
Lori: Yes...
Lincoln: No!
Lori: *Makes Chimpanzee noises*
Lincoln/Lana: LORI, PLEASE DON'T!
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*She started stomping her feet and waving a flashlight*
Lana: Lincoln what do we do? I'm scared.
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Lana: A bear is SURE to come and eat us, now!
Lincoln: Don't worry, Lana! *Grabs a stick* I'll draw us an anti-bear circle in the dirt. *And draws said circle*
Lana: Good thinking! *Pulls out newspaper* All the experts say, it's the only defense against a bear attack! *Lincoln and Lana hug each other*
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Lori: HAHAHAHA I did literally everything to make a bear appear and look, nothing happened.
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Lori: What are the possibilities of bears being attracted by THIS, even?
Lincoln: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.
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Lori: Oh I'm sorry. Like this?
*She tilts her sombrero and starts laughing.*
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*However, a bear-like hand comes in and flips her sombrero the CORRECT way to attract it: Upside down and the screen zooms out to reveal an ACTUAL bear*
Lincoln: No, like that!
Bear: *Growls*
Lori: AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bear: *Roars*
*Lori runs away and the bear chases her*
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*The bear starts beating her up.*
Lincoln: LORI, ARE YOU OKAY?!
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Lori: *After being beaten up by the bear* No...
Lincoln: *Lincoln and Lana carry the circle to her* Quick! Jump inside out anti-bear circle before he comes back! *They drop the circle*
Lana: Yeah! Bears often attack more than once!
Lori: Are you crazy?! A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!!!! *She runs*
Lincoln/Lana: NOOO!!!!! *The bear returns and beats up Lori again*
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Lincoln: DON'T RUN BEARS HATE THAT!!!
Lori: ThAnKs fOr thE TiP I gUEss I'lL jUsT WALk insiDE tHEN.
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