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Published: 2017-04-21 05:09:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 55803; Favourites: 522; Downloads: 70
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Request by- You guys are literally so gullible. See? I did everything that attracts a Bigfoot, and literally nothing happened. If Bigfoot really exist, why didn't one show up?
- Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.
- Oh, pfft. Sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? [Lori tilts her sombrero to the right, laughing, but Bigfoot takes the hat and turns it upside-down instead]
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Lincoln/Lana: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *The bear returns and beats up Lori, again. After around 8 seconds, the bear leaves*
Lincoln: They hate walking more than running!
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Lori: WeLL i'LL jUst crAWl BAck tHEn.
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*The bear returns again and beats up Lori, again, then leaves*
Lincoln: I should have warned you about crawling!
*The bear returns again and beats up Lori, again, and leaves... again*
Lori: WHAT DID I DO THAT TIME?!
Lincoln: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you!
Lana: Pretend to be somebody else!
Lincoln: *Throws Lori a stick* Here, draw a circle!
Lori: OkAy...
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*The bear returns and beats her up.*
Lincoln: That was an oval! It has to be a circle!!!
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Lori: MOVE OVER!!! *The bear returns and growls at Lori, prompting that he'll beat her up again, but notices the circle, and, knowing that he can't go into the circle's boundaries, angrily growls and points a finger at Lori, signifying that he'll come back and beat her up again, but on another day and leaves*
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Lori: You did it! You two literally saved my life!
All: Hooray!
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Lana: Yeah... *Looks at the paper* Oh, wait! Now I just realized, these WEREN'T the methods to attract and avoid Bigfoot! It was for bears!
Lincoln: Huh. No wonder it was a bear that came and NOT Bigfoot.
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Lori: Like, what attracts them?
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Lana: Apparently, the sound of a bear attack.
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*Bigfoot was right behind them snorting.*
Lincoln: Good thing we have our Anti-Bigfoot undergarments... right Lori?
Lori: Huh?
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I like that story Lincoln and Lana and Lori
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Oh no she's going to attract a grizzly bear
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*Bigfoot appears behind Lori growling. She runs off screaming Bigfoot chases her off-screen and mauls her. Lincoln and Leni grimace at the sight*
Lincoln: Lori, are you okay?
Lori: *weakly* No.
Lincoln: Quick! Jump inside our anti-Bigfoot circle before he comes back!
Leni: Yeah. Bigfeet often attack more than once.
Lori: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life!
Both: No!
*Bigfoot comes back and resumes mauling Lori*
Lincoln: Don't run! Bigfeet hate that!
Lori: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp back inside, then.
Both: No!
*Bigfoot comes back and resumes mauling Lori*
Lincoln: They hate limping more than running!
Lori: Well, I guess I'll just have to...
*Bigfoot comes back and resumes mauling Lori*
Lincoln: I should have warned you about crawling.
*Bigfoot comes back and resumes mauling Lori*
Lori: What'd I do that time?
Lincoln: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.
Leni: Pretend to be somebody else!
Lincoln: Here, draw a circle. *tosses Lori a stick*
Lori: Okay.
*Bigfoot comes back and resumes mauling Lori*
Lincoln: That was an oval. It has to be a circle!
Lori: *runs and climbs on top of Lincoln and Leni* Move over! *Bigfoot comes up to the circle, sniffs it, points at Lori threateningly and leaves* Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life!
All: Hooray!/Whoo!/All right!
Lincoln: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a Bigfoot. This circle would never hold back a Chupacabra!
Lori: What attracts them?
Leni: The sound of a Bigfoot attack.
*A Chupacabra appears*
Lincoln: Heh. Good thing we're all wearing our anti-Chupacabra undergarments, heh. Right, Lori?
Lori: Huh?
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Then Lori gets beaten up mercilessly.
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Did somebody say... GIANTS ON MAMMOTHS? youtu.be/eBd7KpCr2Jk
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You Get An A for Effort, Lori! 
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That scene in Spongebob Squarepants season 3 The Camping Episode was too Funny.
If Bigfoot stops attacking will it Attract the Loch Ness Monster?
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Only the sound of a Bigfoot attack will make it drive out of it's home in Scotland.
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Better keep your Anti-Loch Ness Monster Undergarments handy.
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Well maybe it is stupid but it's also dumb.
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That was an oval, it has to be a circle!
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Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori for a 5th time while she screams before the furry behemoth stomps off*
Lori: *offscreen* What'd I do that time?!
Lincoln: I don't know, I guess he just doesn't like you!
Leni: Pretend to be someone else!
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Lori: Wow! It's amazing how many things can set a Bigfoot off!
Leni/Lincoln: They're horrible!
Lori: And...and...suddenly...I have the sense we're all in danger!
Leni/Lincoln: Why?
Lori: I don't know...(returns in sombrero and dress)...just a feeling!
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"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Oh. Ooh hoo! Hoo!"
"Lori, please don't!"
*Screech like a chimpanzee*
Leni: "Lincoln, what are we gonna do! A Bigfoot is sure to come and eat us!"
Lincoln: "Don't worry, Lori. I'll draw us an anti-Bigfoot circle in the dirt."
"Good thinking! All the experts say it's the only defense against a Bigfoot attack."
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Lori: (laughs) You guys are SO gullible! See? I did everything that attracts a Bigfoot, and nothing happened! If Bigfoots really exist, why didn't one show up?
Lincoln: Maybe it's because your not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.
Lori: Oh, pffft! Sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? (tilts sombrero a little and laughs, then a Bigfoot comes and turns it upside down)
Lincoln: No, like that.
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Lori: Bigfoots and leprechauns are real???
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Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori, while she screams, moments later Bigfoot leaves*
Lincoln: Lori, are you okay?
Lori: *All bruised and battered* Noo......
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Lincoln: Quick, jump into our anti-bigfoot circle before he comes back.
Lana: Yeah, Bigfoots attack more than once!
Lori: Are you crazy? A dirt circle isn't going to stop that monster, I'm running for my life!
Lincoln and Lana: No!
Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori, while she screams, moments later Bigfoot leaves*
Lincoln: Don't run, bigfoots hate that!
Lori: Thanks for the tip, I guess I'll just limp inside then.
Lincoln and Lana: NO!
Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori, while she screams, moments later Bigfoot leaves*
Lincoln: They hate Limping more than running!
Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori, while she screams, moments later Bigfoot leaves*
Lincoln: I should have warned you about crawling!
Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori, while she screams, moments later Bigfoot leaves*
Lori: What I do that time?
Lincoln: I don't know, I guess he just doesn't like you.
Lana: Pretend to be someone else!
Lincoln: (throws stick) Here, draw an anti-bigfoot circle in the ground!
Lori: Okay!
Bigfoot: *attacks and mauls Lori, while she screams, moments later Bigfoot leaves*
Lincoln: That was an oval, it has to be a circle!
Lori: (Jumps in Lincoln and Lana's circle) Move over!
Bigfoot returns but sees the circle and leaves.
Lori: It worked, you two saved my life!
Lincoln: I'm glad it was just a bigfoot, this circle would've never kept away a Sasquatch.
Lori: What attracts them?
Lana: The sound of a bigfoot attack!
(sasquatch appears in front of Lori threateningly) Lincoln: good thing we're all wearing our special Sasquatch repellent undergarments, right Lori?
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Lincoln: *Worried* No...
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Lori: *Monkey noise*.
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Lincoln and Lana: LORI, PLEASE DON'T!
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Lori: *Stomps around, making monkey noises, and waves the flashlight around*.
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*enter Bigfoot and Gray, two of Savino's other characters*
Bigfoot: No. Like that.
Gray: 
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