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Published: 2015-12-24 07:43:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 10806; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 14
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Look at me I'm on a roll and I drew some trash. Don't tell my mom though she won't understand~Annnnyway long story short, Jake gains weight during the winter due to some recents headcanons I've been throwing around on tumblr. And good old me was like "but what about the AU?", so I made it so that he also gains weight in the AU. And of course shizz like this happens. Because come on, he may be educated but it's Jake people.
Sorry I just really like fat thingggsss.
Anyways,
Art and the fat derp [c] =me
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I love his expression at the top. I would love to make a joke like that when he teaches Biology class, so he could give me a surprise Digestive system lesson.
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Haha thank you! And I'm sure he'd be happy to do so anyways, but a joke would def be a surefire way to get there XD
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I messed up on the Critique......sorry! but stil your art is adorabloodthirsty!
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No worries I know what you meant. And thanks! X3
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THEY HAVE SQUIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*sighs, keeping myself calm by letting my mind wander during such interruptions to avoid the same fate as that unfortunate student.* If only my classmates could show a bit more respect and maturity.... It's not easy for humans and similar creatures to control their urges, especially when things become overwhelming or too sudden for their senses, but still....
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Nothing wrong with gaining a little weight over the holidays. Just watch what you eat and if what you're watching looks good eat it.
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Jake: I ain't gainin' weight. And I'll have ya know I watch a lot of what I eat.
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So you do the seefood diet then? And if you ain't gainin' then are ya preggers?
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Jake: My diet is none of your concern. *crosses arms* and I ain't neither. I ain't pregnant, and I sure as hell ain't gainin'.
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Well it's kind of obvious you need a tailor to make you some new clothes so just admit it.
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Jake: Do not. And I don't gotta admit to nothin, they fit just fine *growls*
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*I glare as more of Jake's shirt buttons pop off and the zipper on his pants bust*
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Jake: *eyes widen, then tries to hold his shirt together, and cover up the busted zipper* *hisses* This proves nothin'!
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*the swelling of Jakes belly causes the seams below the zipper to snap, causing his pants to fall followed by a very audible fabric rip as his tighty whities fall into the fallen pants. The school headmaster walks in right at that moment*
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Jake: *eyes widen and his face turns crimson, and he grabs both and holds them in place to cover up, student laughter heard all around* Geaahhh! H-Headmaster? W-What a n-nice surprise!Β
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Headmaster: *raises an eyebrow* Jake I know you're excited to be playing Christian Grey in the school play but do you really have to practice in front of your students?
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Jake: I..uh--that wasn't--I'm not--! *stammers and sputters, then coughs uncomfortably* I-It's just a uh...small w-wardrobe malfunction? *one of his hands slips a little, then pulls his torn pants and underwear back up, blushing even deeper red* Eheh...heh...
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Headmaster: *raises eyebrow higher* Go to your office and put fresh clothes on. I would fire you for indecency but the school can't afford it. While your at it go to Nurse Ratched and have her pump your stomach. By now it shouldn't be a surprise for her after all the cuckoos flying over the nest.
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Jake: Y-Yes sir! Right away, sir! *starts taking off, holding up his pants, then looks back* And I don't need my stomach pumped. I didn't eat nothin'.
(fff that reference XD)
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Headmaster: *waits until Jake leaves the classroom before pulling out his cell phone* Nurse Ratched head to Jake's office with the stomach pump. I think he might've swallowed another student or someone else and is denying it.
(I got that from Once Upon a Time where the asylum nurse, known as Severe Nurse, is supposed to be Nurse Ratched from the same book. Had never read it to be honest)
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Jake: *grumbles and heads to his office, unaware of the plans against him, and starts digging around for larger clothes, finding some boxers, sweats, and an old blue sweater* This had better fit....
(Pfff still a fun reference nonetheless. Personally I haven't read the book either, but I've seen the film adaptation which was good)
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*Theres a knock as Jake is trying to yank the sweater over his large belly. Before he could move the door is practically knocked down as Nurse Ratched enters with a large stomach pump*
(I love making references that most don't really know so it's great when someone does get it)
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Jake: Don't come in I'm still gettin pre--! *breaks off as she barges in, eyes widening at the sight of the stomach pump* --sentable? Uh... *coughs* Why er...hello nurse Ratched. What a p-pleasant surprise. *eyes the pump warily* I'll have ya know I have no need for your...services. I'm quite fine.
(Pfff same I used to do that all the time and it's fun when people get them XD)
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Nurse Ratched: *doesn't say anything. Instead she jumps Jake, drags him over to his chair, straps him in and inserts the hose of the pump into his mouth to start pumping*
(especially if it's something from a book that didn't get into the film versions)
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Jake: *struggles and tries to break away futilely* R-Really, ya don't gotta--GHKK!! *gags around the hose and squirms against the straps* ACK!!
(Exactly. That or it's just a very slight reference x3)
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Nurse Ratched: *sees how much he's squirming and readies a small sedative. Enough for him to be paralyzed but aware of what's happening. She jabs the needle into Jakes neck and he goes limp* Now let's get this going and see who you've eaten this time. *she flips the switch and the pump starts sucking*
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Jake: *fights back the whole time, up until he's given the sedative and can only watch in discomfort as his last meal, a very unfortunate but still-alive student, is forced back up against his will* Guhh... *groans*
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Nurse Ratched: *opens a door on the side of the pump after switching it off.* Theodore Dorothy, we were wondering where you were for the past two days. Go to the showers and get some fresh clothes. *the student leaves. Nurse Ratched notices that Jakes stomach is still bulging. She grabs her stethoscope and hears other noises in Jakes stomach that isn't normal stomach sounds. She switches the pump on again*
(if you don't get the students name it's an Oz reference to how Dorothy's name is phonetically Theodore backwards)
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Jake: *groans as the student is pulled up, eyes focusing on her though the rest of his body stays limp, refusing to respond. Then his eyes widen as his stomach is investigated further, clearly wanting to keep whatever it is down*
(heh I've heard that before. Still it's amusing XD)
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*a few minutes pass and the pump beeps to indicate it's reached max capacity. Nurse Ratched turns the pump off and opens the door. Gold spills out and she spots a litter of kittens in the middle of the gold*
Nurse Ratched: *picks up one of the gold coins* This should help improve the school budget tenfold. *She chuckles to herself* How much gold are you holding in that belly of yours? *She pokes Jakes belly* Lets resume. *She turns the pump back on but leaves the door open so it won't reach max occupancy.*
(My mom doesn't get it since she says 'Theodore backwards doesn't spell Dorothy.' I even spelled it out for her on the sounds and she still didn't get it)
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Jake: *groans as the pump comes to a stop, and stares at the gold from his hoard, before looking back to her with a glare* No... *speaks weakly from the sedative, making it clear he doesn't like having his gold out in the open, and grimaces as the pump comes back on*
(ah well, guess it's not for everyone. But I've gotten into arguements over things like that OTL)
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*Once the floor was completely covered in gold Nurse Ratched had phoned in other faculty members to come with buckets, wheelbarrows and whatever else they could carry stuff in. The headmaster had come in as well and taking note of all the gold being pumped out*
Headmaster: Amazing, you've been pumping for at least two hours now and there's still gold coming out. There's already more gold than the treasury has. We can improve the school so much.
Nurse Ratched: *injecting a stronger sedative into Jakes blood system as she notices twitching in his fingers* That should be good for a whole day. Hopefully the gold will be all pumped out by that time. At least that bulge of a belly is finally starting to shrink.
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Jake: *groans and his eyes start to water at seeing all his plundering and thievery biting him in the butt, and as the next sedative is administered he starts whimpering, clearly unhappy about others touching his gold, and hearing the plans for it, and especially the fact he can do nothing about it. Then thinks to himself* Why did I think teachin' was a good idea?
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Mrs. MonΓ©y (The economics teacher): Headmaster have you thought about what to do with whatever gold is leftover? By my calculations there is too much for us to use. Don't you think it'd be a good idea to donate the rest to the city so they can improve the roads, buildings and other industries?
Headmaster: Yes what a wonderful idea.
*Gold has stopped pumping out and jewels are coming now*
Headmaster: *eyes go wide* Someone call a jeweler!
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Jake: *growls at the thought of donation, then his eyes widen as the jewels start coming, and seeing no other option, starts shrieking and whining weakly, and tries to move but the sedative does its job of keeping him immobilized*
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*Several hours pass and the jewels stop spilling out and are soon replaced with historic currency and statues*
(I've got a pretty good ending for this)
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Jake: *at this point his eyes are watering, and keeps whining, freaking out with having most of his hoard outside*
(heh I figured you would x3)
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*morning comes and the pump starts wheezing as it starts to pump only air. Jake looks weak, not from the sedatives or lack of sleep, but from the whining of seeing his hoard being taken away. He closes his eyes and wakes up at home surrounded by the remains of a Christmas dinner.*
Jake: That's the last time I midnight snack.
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At least he gets to experience losing his hoard and not losing it at the same time. I kind of figured he wouldn't lose it in the end.
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*decides to just read the book since this doesn't seem like it's going to end soon* =- =
(Pfffff this is awesome)
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Jake: *shoots you a glare* Ahem...
(haha thanks xD)
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(No prob. By the book it was the history book)
*raises a brow*
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-arm stretches out, draws a crack on his belly with a marker, arm stretches back- :3
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Jake: *one of his eyes twitches and focuses a wide-eyed glare on you* Ya lookit' for a death sentence there?
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youtu.be/b-cUfUxML7w?t=1m12s (watch up to 1:24. also, this is my response, if that wasn't obvious x3)
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Moonlight (as a human): *Is in the back of the room, giggling, but sneezes to hide it.*
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