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Published: 2015-12-24 07:43:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 10830; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 14
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Look at me I'm on a roll and I drew some trash. Don't tell my mom though she won't understand~Annnnyway long story short, Jake gains weight during the winter due to some recents headcanons I've been throwing around on tumblr. And good old me was like "but what about the AU?", so I made it so that he also gains weight in the AU. And of course shizz like this happens. Because come on, he may be educated but it's Jake people.
Sorry I just really like fat thingggsss.
Anyways,
Art and the fat derp [c] =me
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walks up to him after* hi 0w0
shadow:your on your own kid i aint heling you this time*walks out leaving me behind knowing when he says that all he does is wait for me to get in trouble then come in and help me out of it*
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Jake: Err...hi. *looks a little nervous* Uh...this ain't just ya tryin' to tease me, right?
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no i honestly think your very nice besides *smiles shyly* i have no idea how to tease someone ... im the one getting teased
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XD I love his expression at the top.
Maria: *raises her hand* Oh! Oh! I do! I love taking cracks at things that involve insulting people!!! You look like an inflated hot air balloon. Or a big water balloon. *pauses* No, wait, you look like Santa Clause's scary cousin. All we need is red felt and a beard. *gestures to him* And poof! Temporary Santa. *beams innocently*
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*facepalms and groans a little.* That kid really needs to stop making fun of others.... *grumbles a little and closes my eyes to avoid seeing the instructor and keep myself from even a smile, frowning instead.*
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Maria: Heard that!~ Pleqse, call me Maria don not 'kid'. I'm much more mature than a child. And I would stop, but he's the most fun to tease~. Gets all red-faced and sputters and tries to eat me when he knows I'm faster and more awesome than he is, and just.....it's funny to even think about it! *laughs*
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Ah. Well, I'm not really as fast as half the students in the class, so I'm not too keen on messing with him in fear of beung unable to see the light of day ever again.... I'm not what you may say immune to low pH levels....
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Maria:I see. You should pay attention in gym class. Heck, I could teach you how to run from Old Saint Prick. He can't hurt anyone here, less he have a lawsuit on his hands.
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Well.... about that last part.... Let's just say one of the students were lucky I was around to make Professor Jake "let him off easy". Sad part is that I'm not supposed to tell anyone who would cause a lawsuit at all or he'd go after me.... I can't remember much, but there have been times he ate me with some occasions of my clothes being dissolved a little, but I was scared enough to pass out before I could even see what was causing it.... but then I'd wake up either in my bed or somewhere else nearby, and completely dry with full clothing and everything.... I'm not sure if those incidents were dreams or if I were actually able to reform.... *shakes my head* Still, I wouldn't wanna take a chance.... I'm just not the brave winged vixen I used to be, especially around individuals larger than me or capable of eating or overpowering me.... *shudders*
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Maria: Β Ah, I can see that... Β He's not managed to catch me as of yet, but from what my sister has told me, a good way to make him spit you out is tickling him until he yaks. Β Maybe try using that method. Β *she smiles* Β That's why I'm here. Β I'm taking the chance because I don't really care if he tries to eat me or not. Β Emphasis on the word 'try', mind you. Β
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Pfff was fun to draw too XD
Jake: *ears just get lower and lower as he listens, and glares* Ya really think I'm in the mood for games here? *growls* So help me I should send ya to the principal's...or send ya somewhere the sun don't shine.
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I imagine XD
Maria: *she smirks* I dunno, but I have a Monopoly board in my locker if you are. *shrugs and chuckles* If you're talking about your stomach, you can try Santa sweetie. I ain't going without a fight, and I'm armed. *grins* So, as many-a-teen older than me would say: *holds her arms out and flips her ponytail, brow raised with a defiant smirk* Come at me bro.
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Yup XD
Jake: *snarls* I could getcha booted from here easy so watch yourself. *starts coming forwards* And you're gonna regret ever sayin' that, mark my words...
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Maria: Doubt it, Santa honey. *she remains still* Oh, I'm sure my big brother, you know, Ethan would just love to hear about you trying to hurt me when I get home, not to mention my sister Chris, who just to happens to be adept in surgery and on my speed dial. *smirks and taps her ear, a Bluetooth device tucked skillfully inside* So you can try and eat me or whatever you'd like to try, but if you do, I imagine life will become very very hellish for you. That is, if you manage to get away from an angry feral or my knife-wielding, grieving sister. *smirks at him, kicking her feet up on her desk smugly*
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Jake: Don't call me that. *glares* And I'M the one in charge here, not you, so I suggest ya wise up. Because I'll do just what I like, dial or no dial, and if ya don't shut your trap RIGHT NOW I'll make sure things get hella unpleasant for you. Don't matter about your relations.
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Maria: Which part? The Santa or the honey? *pauses* Since you're not sweet, I'm guessing the honey. And like I said, you can try. Regardless of my 'relations', I'm still faster and, let's be honest here, I'm a heck of a lot more able-bodied. Besides that, I quite enjoy our chats. Dunno why you get so mad, I'm only teasing. *she told her head* You seriously gonna let an 8-year old get you all riled up? Surprising, considering the people I imagine you encounter.
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Jake: Don't call me neither. *glares* And I don't gotta be able bodied to get what I want. *crosses arms* And I ain't riled, but that don't mean I gotta put up with students disrespectin' me and my image all the time. So I suggest, again, that ya hush up and let me teach.
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Maria: Aww, but your name is so blah! *sighs* If you say so boss man. *she smirks* Then explain your storming over here and threatening to eat me when you and I both know I'm only kidding to get a reaction out of you, because they're hilarious and make a fortune on YouTube. *chuckles* Besides that, when am I ever going to need to know the history behind the falling of Rome in my life? I can understand if I'd like to be a historian or got into an episode of Jeopardy, but I don't think either of those are going to happen any time soon, as both of those bore me.
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Jake: My name is perfectly fine and you'll use it. *scowls* And that still don't mean I gotta put up with it. My class, my rules. *glares* And history is plenty important, since you humans have a knack for repeatin' yourselves. Perhaps this nation will fall like Rome, and by knowing how it fell you can better prepare yourself for the future and recognize the signs of your imminent demise. *clears throat* Answer your question?
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Maria: I'd prefer not. It reminds me of snakes, and I don't like those very much. And who's to say I knew Romulus' fall already, and the ultimate failure of Rome with it? Just because I'm small doesn't mean I know any less than you do, boss man. Likewise, don't you think I know of the falling of our nation? It's a terrible tragedy a higher class of businessmen run our country, and that said businessmen are the reason our nation is quickly slipping. Them again, who would listen to the words of a child, as that is all I am. *raises brow* On another note, I've studied death in so many forms, and currently know over two thousand ways to kill a person, thus I am much more prepared Β than you realize. To sum this all up for you, sir *her tone drips with acid* my demise is notΒ inevitable, it is nonexistent, and I don't need anymore of a education than I already have. Certainly not one given toΒ me by a man that threatens me and who disrupts class by devouring his students. Β *she puts her arms behind her head* Β So are we done here, or would you rather continue debating? Β We have another forty-five minutes, oh great and powerful Santa. Β
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Jake: *scowls* Knowledgable or not I'm still the one in charge here, and I'll teach my students how I please. If they choose to misbehave that's on them. But since you're so wise, then you should know that ya should be silent and respectful towards your superiors. And that includes calling them Santa. So hush up and let me teach.
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Maria: In my defense, you did ask for voulenteers to continue teasing your quite gluttonous girth. I just took the opportunity, seeing as no one else here cares enough to pay attention, or don't have the ball a.
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Jake: I did nothing of the sort. *huffs* I wasn't askin' for people to make fun of my...I'm not fat. I was seeing if anyone else had the audacity to delay my lecture and needed to be punished. Like you apparently.
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Maria: By the way you worded your request, I thought otherwise. Perhaps you should be more careful when it comes to the way you speak, especially around a child.
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Jake: Bull. Ya know perfectly well what I meant. *crosses arms and snorts* Now if ya don't mind, I gotta lecture to get back to.
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Maria: I don't think I did, sir, but if that's what you want to believe, then believe it. *shrugs* Besides that, we have five minutes left in class. I don't think anyone is paying attention anymore, and most of the class just left while you were piping mad.
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Jake: *looks about to have a fit* I don't care if there's only five minutes, I can keep class in session as long as I want. And I guess those that left aren't gonna know about the pop quiz next class. How unfortunate.
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Maria: Well if you have several of your students fail, that will reflect badly on you. Not to mention your co-workers may not appriciate you taking up their class time.
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Jake: Doesn't matter to me, they should know better. Or perhaps lunch detention... *crosses arms* And the other teachers know better than to give me grief.
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Maria: That's just the way the school system works. *shrugs* Oh, because you threaten to eat them? Wow, I totally didn't expect that. Tell me, is there anything you use to scare people other than your appetite?
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Jake: Not for me. *huffs* And does it really matter? All I care is that I get what I want.
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Maria: Don't you think hats a little repetitive? And that people are eventually going to start asking questions?
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Jake: Haven't had that problem yet. Most don't believe it until they see it, and it keeps em pretty quiet~
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Maria: Well what if you suddenly had that problem, hmm?
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Jake: I'm too good for that problem. *smirks* Like I said I get what I want~
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Maria: Oh? Says who? *raises a brow*
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Jake: Says me. *crosses arms* I know what I'm doin'.
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Maria: Uh-huh. *she smiles*
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Jake: What? It's true! *huffs*
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Maria: I don't believe you.
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Jake: Well ya should.
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Maria: Well I don't.
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Jake: Well believe what ya like. I don't need a child's approval.
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Maria: By the way you keep bothering me, I'd say you are.
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Jake: Nope. It just means I'm bored~
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Maria: Thenget to teaching, oh great and totally-not boring professor. Please enlighten me. *sarcasm to themax*
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Jake: *scowls* Ya really are askin' for it, ya know that?
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Maria: Perhaps....*shrugs* It's fun making you mad.
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Jake: *shoots her a look* And that sure ain't your brightest move there. I can make it so ya don't come home~
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Maria: *shoots him one right back and anorts* I ain't scared of you.
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