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Published: 2018-05-23 22:20:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 36841; Favourites: 545; Downloads: 31
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"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE MEAN DADDIES!!!""What the f-?!"
Seeing Jacques (The worst father ever. Of all time!) mistreat his own daughter Weiss makes Caboose very angry! You better watch your back, Mr Schnee.
Drawn on pencil and ink, traced in Illustrator and colored in Photoshop by me.
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(Sarge squares up to the first Paladin)
Grif: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
Sarge: Come and get some you-
****: LASER SWORD!!!!!
(Tucker jumps onto the Paladin from behind and slashes through the leg, causing the robot to fall over)
Tucker: WOAH DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!?!?!? I was all swoosh, slash, shing. And it was all-
Sarge: DAMMIT BLUE!!! Not only did you ruin a perfect one liner, but you also stole my thunder!!!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Weiss had finished tearing a Paladin to shreds with her semblance)
Weiss: THERE, NOW CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE-
(Dozens upon dozens of Atlesian guards surrounded or heroes and start pointing guns at them)
Weiss: we get arrested like we did just now
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Iskandar: Sarge if you guys want to start pulling a win out of your asses now would be a good time
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sarge: what do you consider a win? For me a win involves charging gloriously into battle with this here shotgun.
Church: when you guys arrest us and put us into a mental asylum could he not be my roommate
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Iskandar: Hey brother
Hephaestion: (Griffin faunus OC) Yeah
Iskandar: i think it's time for 'get help' *nudges towards grif*
Hephaestion: Oh Yes *they grab Grif*
Grif: What the
Iskandar: GRIF GET HELP *throws Grif at one of the paladins knocking them down distracting the others* ATTACK!!!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sarge: I really insist you reconsider my offer!!
Ruby: YAAAAAAHHHHHHH (rushing into the fray with her scythe)
Weiss: to think all of this started because...... where’s Ilia?
(meanwhile Ilia is STILL kicking Mr. Schnee)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Iskandar: *on comms* Ilia we gotta bounce the fuzz is here
Ilia: Oh damn why didn't you say so let's go
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: Alright, once Ilia gets here. We will all make a break for the secret passage in the library and escape.
Sarge: Yeah but-
Weiss: SARGE!!!
Grif: Good luck getting Sarge to quit while he’s ahead.
Simmons: Speacking of “ahead” did anyone see Lopez? I’m certain we brought him along.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Leonidas: I got his body his head on the other hand
Grif: uh we may have broke a statues head and replaced it with Lopez's
*Meanwhile Lopez was replacing the head of a statue*
Lopez: *One day I will kill them*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
(Everyone is fighting now, except for Weiss and Sarge who are still bickering)
Weiss: I TOLD YOU!!! My father has been battling the White Fang for YEARS!!! And as a result he has enough soldiers and robots to populate several large cities! WE NEED TO LEAVE BEFORE WE ARE OVERWHELMED!!!!
Sarge: AND I TOLD YOU I DON’T TAKE ORDERS FROM BLUES
Weiss: MY THEME IS WHITE YOU..... okay, the fact I’m wearing a blue dress means nothing
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Francesca: let's just grab Lopez and bounce
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ilia: Hey guys I found your...... friend’s....... head. On the way here.
Weiss: Wonderful, we’re all here. Now let’s go-
Tucker: Where’s Caboose
Weiss: .......
Ilia: Want to finish that thought?
Lopez: Bienvenido a mi infierno Schnee
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: what did he say
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ilia: He was welcoming you to his hell
Weiss: ..........
Ilia: What?
Weiss: how can you understand him?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ilia: tone of voice I guess
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: Okay seriously guys where’s Caboose?
(distant crashing noises and a muffled “Tucker did it?” came in from the distance)
Church: Weiss could you go find him please!
Weiss: I should never have come back here
(the exheiress runs off with Ilia and Lopez following behind)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Naomi: ran behind them let's just grab him and go
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
(Back ground screaming getting louder)
Tucker: Anyone hearing that?
Simmons: Yeah, what is that?
(Arthur (my RWBY OC) crashes threw the wall with Wash and Carolina with him)
Arthur: GET AWAY FROM MY PRINCESS!!!! (Thus he starts cutting up the Paladins and beating the guards up)
Weiss: Arthur?!?!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Washington starts shooting at a Paladin as Carolina helps beat up guards)
Wash: One thing! We asked one thing of you guys! Don’t get into trouble, and what ends up happening!? You guys get into trouble!
Weiss: We can’t be held accountable for what those soldiers do. Especially since Caboose is technically on your-
(Weiss is cut of as a giant robot blows up a nearby Paladin)
Freckles: Enemy Targets Detected
Caboose: HELLO FRECKLES!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Church: Freckles?! How the hell did he get here?
Sarge: Who cares hes unleashing destruction on our enemies! Charge!
(Weiss looks the destruction happening in her home) Weiss: Why did I ever let them in?
Arthur: Weiss are you alright?
Weiss: Yes Arthur I'm alright.
Arthur: Good. (grabs her by the waist and brings her to a kiss, shes shocked at first but gets into it)
Carolina: Hay you two can make out later, right now we need to settle this issue.
(Just then Winter walks in)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Winter: Weiss! I heard that you had returned to-
(Sees the mayhem and devastation taking place in her childhood home)
Winter: What the fu-
(cut off by Tucker land in front of her)
Tucker: Okay let’s do- *notices Winter* Hey babe, want to see my laser sword BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Winter has a annoyed look on her face and kicks Tucker hard enough for him to fly a few feet, just so Weiss could kick him as well)
Arthur: Thats what you get man.
Yang: Ohhh that gotta hurt.
Tucker: (In a pain filled groan) No shit.
Sarge: I like these two sisters.
(Griff getting unpleasant memories of Tex kicking him)
(Suddenly Whitley come in and sees the damage)
Whitley: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
(Arthur, Blake and Ilia noticed the young male Schnee, and are suddenly over taken by unyielding rage)
Arthur, Blake and Ilia: YOU!!!!!! (They screamed with faces of pure fury and hatred)
(Whitley feeling very terrified for his life runs away with the three hot on his tail)
Wiess: Guys wait! At least let me catch up!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Wash (notices Weiss leaving): Where are you going!?
Weiss: I have to be there to act as mediator. If I don’t they may just kill him.
Simmons: ...... you mean the kid who stabbed you in the back and stole your inheritance?
Weiss: HE’S STILL MY BROTHER *she yells as she leaves*
Grif: way more forgiving than I am.
Church: Well I think I’ll go join her
Wash: Your not very diplomatic Church.
Church: Diplomacy? I just want to see a snotty little brat get the snot kicked out of him *runs of after Weiss*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Carolina: (sarcastically) Hes a real saint is he?
Sarge: Hay Blue wait for me! (runs after Church)
(Wash noticed Winter is not chasing after them)
Wash: Aren't you going after them?
Winter: No.
Simmons:..Why?
Winter: Because I trust my sister and know she can handle it.
(A moment of silence)
Griff: Right and not cause you dont want your little bastard of a brother get his ass kicked.
Winter:...I dont deny nor confirm that statement.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Meanwhile with Qrow and Oscar)
Oscar (as Ozpin): Team RWBY and the simulation troopers sure are taking awhile getting the groceries.
Qrow: Maybe they got lost.
Ozpin: With Miss Weiss? Who’s spent her entire life in Atlas?
Qrow: Her entire life in a big fancy man-
(Distant explosion)
Qrow: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Ozpin: Our calling card. Shall we?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Back at the mansion the battle is over with the mechs all destroyed, Freckles just crushed one under his foot, the Atlesian guards are groaning in pain and everyone is seeing the aftermath of the battle)
Simmons: Wow this must be a new record or something.
Tucker: Yeah of us being awesome and kicking ass!
Yang: Hell yeah!
Carolina: More like a record of you guys screwing things and making a huge mess.
Wash: Defiantly.
Ruby, Tucker and Yang: HAY!!!
Freckles: Friendlies detected.
(Just then Wiess, Arthur, Church, Blake, Ilia, Sarge and Kline returned with the broken and pain filled but still breathing bodies of Jacques and Whitley Schnee)
Ruby: Wow their still alive!
Weiss: Of course they are, after all they need to sing the papers that will make me thew sole hair of the company and with no loop holes.
Church: Yeah turns out we..."persuaded" them into this deal threw aggressive negotiations.
Sarge: The best kind they is.
Yang: (looks at Ilia) And your ok with this?
Ilia: I dont like the Schnee's or their damn company, but Blake told me the princess is the better and best choice here.
Blake, Arthur, Winter, Yang, Ruby and Klein: She is.
Weiss: Thanks guys.
Arthur: No problem my lady. (gives her a kiss on the cheek, Weiss blushes a bit and Winter and Klein have smiles on their)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Simmons: you know from past experience now is the probably the time that somebody jinxes it by saying that it’s finally over.
Ruby: Well it is finally over...
Grif: No
Ruby: the worst is behind us...
Grif: Stop
Ruby: smooth sailing from here...
Grif: stop it now
Ruby: things can only go up from here...
Grif: RUBY! Cut it out before-
(An army of Grimm attracted by the violence and mayhem, and with no security to stop them, appear.)
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Ruby: Who could have guessed?!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yang: Ruby your in so much trouble after this!
Ruby: I didnt think anything would actually happen!
Tucker: Well it did anyway!
Caboose: I DONT LIKE GERMS!
Blake: Thats Grimm Caboose!
(Just then Qrow and Oscar/Ozpin and Team JNPR showed up)
Qrow: We send you out for groceries, how did it turned to this!
Ruby: Its a long Uncle Qrow.
Ren: Can we focus on the Grimm surrounding us for now?
Nora: I'LL BREAK THEIR LEGS!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(The Sim troopers watch in stunned silence as Nora begins mowing down several Grimm in sadistic glee)
Simmons: So she’s scarier than Tex right?
Grif: I don’t know..... I think Tex is marginally scarier.
Caboose: She is scarier than Weiss
Church: Can we agree to disagree and say nobody is scarier the Dr. Grey
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
All of the Sim troops: Agreed.
Qrow: So is anyone gonna tell us what exactly happen?
Yang: Well uncle its a long story.
Church: Yeah we might want to sit down here.
(One explanation later after the Grimm were dealt with and everyone is seated and Klein provided with drinks and food for everyone)
Qrow:.....The only thing I regret is that I didnt get in on kicking Jacques ass, I better get the video of it all!
Blake: Ohh dont worry you will.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: ........ what’s that supposed to mean?
Blake: I filmed you father getting his back broken by Caboose and plan on posting it online.
Weiss: WHAT?!
Ilia: Awsome
Caboose: Neat
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Qrow: Now thats even better!
Winter and Weiss: HOWS THAT EVEN BETTER?!
Church: Aawww come on we all know hes a asshole, and he deserved it.
Griff: Yeah plus didn't you said you where gonna get the company no matter what?
Weiss:...Yes.
Yang: So no problem.
Blake: Plus many Faunes would love to see it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oscar: So, wait. Did you guys even get the groceries?
RWBY/ Sim troopers: .......
Church: ..... we could just raid the pantry
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Griff: Im game.
Sarge: Best to keep num nuts away from there, otherwise there wont be anything left for us.
Weiss: You know this is my home and I'm rich right?
Tucker: Yeah so?
Weiss: I could of just have some delivered to use.
Everyone:.....
Church:... Then why the hell didnt you do that before?!
Weiss: Because I was occupied by the thought of you dolt destroying my home and before that you dragged me with out tell me whats going on!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
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Great, now I have a mental image of a crowd of people with varying animal ears and tails carrying Caboose away cheering.
Caboose is yelling “I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FURRIES CAME FROM!” while they take him away.
And Weiss will just give a begrudging shrug and step over her father’s body so she can follow the crowd
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Well thank you now I have a mental image of a Faunus Harem for Caboose.
"Oh Mighty Caboose please accept these lovely Faunus women as your brides." a old mouse Faunus man said as his granddaughter is apart of the harem.
"Neat." Caboose said unaware would he was agree to.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss (covered in confetti): ....and then they brought him to a banquet. We were given gifts and food, but then things got weird.
Tucker: What do you mean weird?
Weiss: Caboose now has a harem.
Tucker: WHAT!? That, that...... lucky BASTARD!! (Whips out his laser sword) where is you dad now?
Weiss: why?
Tucker: I’m getting a harem Schnee
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
"You do know he might be dead already?" Weiss said as she remove the confetti while the swordsman drop his sword.
"GOD DAMMIT!" Tucker shout as the Reds and the rest of team RWBY came in.
"So what do we miss?" Yang ask.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: All you need to know is that I will not be strongholded into babysitting Caboose for those quote on quote soldiers any more.
Blake: if this is about your father’s back you can’t act like you didn’t like seeing that even a little.
Weiss: how did-
Blake: Followed you, ninja skills, filmed it, posted it online, 20 million hits.
Tucker: *sobbing*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
"Huh?" Ruby ask confuse since her scroll was destroyed last year.
"What did Caboose do to Weiss's dad?" the blonde ask because whatever the blue strong man can she believe can do it better and she leave her scroll back at home.
Tucker kept sobbing.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: Alright, your honestly that curious about it Caboose broke my fathers back-
Ruby: Way to go Caboose! Nobody messes with team RWBY!!!
(Tucker still sobbing)
Blake: Damn shame that Doc fella I was chaperoning decided to fix him up.
Simmons: I wouldn’t be too much sure about that.
(Meanwhile Doc/O’malley is kicking a broken Schnee in a big empty ballroom)
Doc: I think you really hurt your daughter’s feelings
O’malley: IT’S MY COMPANY NOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
"Tucker stop crying!" Carolina order then look at Weiss "and is he sobbing?"
"Because Caboose had gotten a harem of Faunus women." as soon Weiss said everyone eyes was now on her.
"What?" Wash ask.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: How many times do I have to explain this!? He broke my fathers’s back.
Carolina: Why?
Blake: Why not
Weiss: Blake PLEASE. Anyways he asked why I didn’t want to go to Atlas, I told him, and then he wanted to see where I lived. Caboose broke his back. There was celebration and now, for the last TIME, he has a harem.
Wash: Well okay, but I believe Carolina asked about Tucker.
Tucker: *still sobbing*
Weiss: He wanted to finish my dad off so he can get a harem. I simply informed him that my father might not survive.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Then Caboose walk in the room with his harem at Tucker launch himself at his teammate but had stop by a punch from a mouse Faunus girl, Tucker landed hard on the ground the girl stand in front of her husband.
"Oh Right want to try that again?" the mouse girl said with a all too familiar voice.
"TEX!?" everyone (from the Red VS Blue not counting Caboose) shouted while Grif try run out of the room but since he went for the door the mouse Faunus kick him in his Coconuts.
"Every time it's always my nut." Grif said in a painful voice.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: .......
Blake: .......
Yang: .......
Weiss: this day can’t possibly get any weirder.
(a nearby television is turned on and a news anchor’s voice filled the room for team RWBY, the Reds, the Blues, the Freelancer agents and faunus harem to hear.)
anchor: -the ex-heiress and mysterious blue armored soldier left after assaulting the CEO. Now a soldier wearing purple armor who calls himself O’malley has taken the new heir and the SDC hostage-
Weiss: I’m going to get myself some ice cream to cope with all of this insanity; good day.
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