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Published: 2018-05-23 22:20:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 36846; Favourites: 545; Downloads: 31
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"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE MEAN DADDIES!!!""What the f-?!"
Seeing Jacques (The worst father ever. Of all time!) mistreat his own daughter Weiss makes Caboose very angry! You better watch your back, Mr Schnee.
Drawn on pencil and ink, traced in Illustrator and colored in Photoshop by me.
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"We're coming with you whom knows if O'malley might be waitin for you." Sarge said as both him and Simmon follow her out of the room.
"Okay Caboose has a Mouse faunus wife whom is this world's version of Tex we're doom." Epsilon said as he thought how the children would be like.
"Who is Tex?" the mouse faunus ask confuse why they would call name by that name?
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“Ice cream? Without your BFF?!” Ruby says as she zips off after her partner and the two Reds. “Wait for your fearless leader!”
Griff clumsily gets up. “Well, not that this hasn’t been a nut shattering experience, but I think my team will need me to help guard Weiss.”
Tucker also clumsily gets up. “And your not just saying that to get ice cream?” He asks sarcastically.
“HEY!! O’malley Is our oldest and least dangerous enemy, and I’d happily gorge on delicious frozen confections to see his reign of terror end. Oh, and also to save the Silly Dog Corporation.” Griff declares proudly.
”SDC stands for Schnee Dust Company” Blake says nonchalantly.
“Yeah okay” Griff says before running after Ruby; yelling something about rocky road.
”......... I also want ice cream,” Caboose says before running after Griff leaving his confused harem.
A piercing silence descends on the room before being broken by Agent Washington. ”I think I’ll also go and get some ice cream. Anyone want to come with?”
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Agent Carolina still stare at the mouse girl "Just back a cone for Carolina." Epsilon told Washington while worry about his partner starting a fight the faunus in front of her.
The rest of Caboose' wives went with the other Freelancer leaving Carolina and their sister wife there in the alone.
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Tucker: Did they forget we were here?
Yang: Maybe we should respect their privacy.
Blake: Shhhh. I wanna see where this is heading.
Epsilon: Hey, don’t you three have an ice cream social to get to?
Blake: Don’t you have a medic with multiple personality disorder to deal with?
Epsilon: Don’t you have a canary in a birdcage to torment?
(Blake shots Epsilon)
Epsilon: I’m a hologram.
Blake (turning to Yang): ..........let’s just go get some damn ice cream
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Epsilon: Hey Tucker I'm coming with you.
Tucker: Why?
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Tucker: your a computer program; you can’t eat.
Epsilon: I know that, but I don’t know what’s about to happen here.
Tucker: Oh yeah, that might be for the best.
(Tucker takes Epsilon and they leave with Blake and Yang for the ice cream parlor)
Tucker: maybe for once things won’t be chaotic
(Meanwhile Weiss is covered in sprinkles)
Weiss: CABOOSE!!! I just got rid of the confetti!!!
Caboose: Tucker did it!
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Tucker/?: STOP SAYING THAT CABOOSE!/How do you know my name?
Everyone look at the other Tucker he is a blonde hair around the same age as Ruby he wear a black hoodie with a blue jeans and combat boots.
Epsilon: What the hell?
Teen Tucker: Sorry I bump into you... HEY YOU'RE CABOOSE!
Caboose: That's me
Teen Tucker: Thanks to you my Parents don't have work for that family of assholes anymore.
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Simmons: You do realize your parents are know working for a medic with a multiple personality, right? An evil personality.
Teen Tucker: You take the bad with the good
Ruby (pulling Weiss into a side hug): Plus, Nice Weiss is not an asshole!
Caboose: I like Ice Schnee
Weiss: WEISS CABOOSE!!! WHAA-ICE!!! WEISS!!!
Caboose: AND I AM CABOOSE!!!
Grif (mouth full of Rock Road): I’d quit now before you lose your voice Ice Queen.
Caboose: I LIKE SHOUTING MY NAME!!!
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Teen Tucker: And most people don't like my parents are Faunus while I'm a human.
Everyone: What!?
Caboose: Neat.
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Weiss: Not to sound disinterested, but I really need to comb the sprinkles out of my ponytail
Sarge: Hold on there!! We need to keep guarding you from Omega
Weiss: Look I don’t need any of you to- OH SHIT!!!!
Ruby: What!? What’s wrong!?!?
Weiss: It just dawned on me that Klein, my mother, and little brother are currently the hostages of a madman
Blake: I thought your father was out of the picture
Caboose: Ha, neat.
(Weiss just sighs and continues eating her ice cream)
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Teen Tucker: I think she was talking about the other mad man, the purple one.
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O’malley: Your not calling me mad are you?
(COLLECTIVE GASP)
O’malley: HAHAHA you fools. I found you, and I’m here to collect the Schnee.
Weiss: ME!?
O’malley: Your brother is useless. You on the other hand shall become my evil protégé MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(He throws down a smoke bomb and when the smoke clears Weiss and O’mally are gone. Agent Washington walks out of the ice cream parlor with a large hot fudge sundae and see’s everyone in stunned silence)
Wash: What’d I miss?
Epsilon: Doc just kidnapped Weiss!!
Caboose: Awww do it again I wasn’t looking!
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Wash: Really? not even for two minutes why does the Multiverse hate us?
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(Team JN_R, Ilia, and Donut come in)
Jaune: Finally! Took us a while to find-
Nora: ICE CREAM!!!! (Running to the ice cream parlor)
Jaune: ...... took us a while to find you guys, but looks like we didn’t miss the par-
Blake: Caboose broke her Weiss’ father’s back, a mob a Faunus carried them him off and gave him a harem, while Weiss explained this to us Doc took over the Schnee Dust Company, then Weiss decided to get ice cream, then Doc found us and stole her away.
(silence)
Blake: I didn’t miss anything did I?
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Nora/Donut: Caboose have a what?
Jaune: Doc has ownership of the Schnee Dust Company! how did he fill out the paperwork so fast?
Ren: You just forget about them! he pointed to Caroline fighting against Caboose's mouse Faunus wife.
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Epsilon: What? Oh hey Carolina, did you sort things out with-
(turns to Caboose)
Epsilon: Caboose what’s her name?
Caboose: Silly Jane. Doc didn’t fill out paper work. I bet Mr. Ice Dad decided that Doc was a big smarty and is the perfect person to take care of his glitter factory. Especially since his back was broken due to mysterious reasons that is nobody’s fault exactly-
Epsilon: Okay, Mouse Lady!! Could YOU please tell us your name?
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Mouse: My husband just said my name.
Epsilon: Wait your name is Jane?
Jane nodded while punching the red head Freelancer in her face.
Jaune: So just he just take over and no one fight him for it?
Meanwhile at the Schnee Dust Company CEO Office.
O'malley: Now my dear Weiss choose! he said as he hold out two outfits the one one his right was a dark skintight pants, a pink, heart-shaped chest plate-like top with white trim, and tall white gloves and boots with pink cuffs. The boots are high heeled and feature hearts on the toes. and on his left is a all black girl scout uniform.
Weiss: Really?
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O’Malley: Well you can either pick one of these evil outfits, or I can throw that crying little wimp brother of yours out the balcony window.
Weiss: ........ Ugh, I’ll take the black one. It’s less demeaning.
O’Malley: Very well, now go get dressed so we can begin your evil training MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Weiss: I honestly thought Raven would the last kidnapper. I’m so gonna be labeled a damsel in distress for this.
*Meanwhile, Jane has Carolina in a headlock and Epsilon is laughing hysterically*
Epsilon: HAHAHAHAHA, Y-you mean to tell me you lost to Minnie Mouse over here in a fistfight?! Hahahahahaha
Carolina: Yeah, yeah laugh it up. Because I know how terrified you soldiers are of Tex.
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O'Malley: Now come my Evil Scout! you will begin your evil training with torture.
Doc: Sorry about the other outfit you might not had fit in it.
they walk to a room where a fully naked Jacques chain up.
O'Malley: You'll remove every organ starting with the ones that make him a man.
*Back with the guys*
Jane: Whom in hell is Tex?
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Weiss: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O'Malley: In your own time
Weiss: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Doc: Don’t look at me! I was against this!
Weiss: Wha- I wasn’t- WHAT!?
O’Malley: Look, I’ll help move the learning process along ...... you have ten seconds to remove the family jewels before I do it myself *points his pistol between Jacque’s legs*
Weiss: Did no one try to stop this?! I know he’s a terrible person, but people shouldn’t-
O’Malley: Too late *pulls trigger*
(Meanwhile)
Tucker: Tex was a freelancer who Church, you know him as the computer program over there, used to date. She would also stop by occasionally to kick our- does anyone else here screaming?
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Jacque: YOU SICK SON OF A WHORE!!!
O'Malley: I just made a hole.
The mad man turn to Weiss.
O'Mally: Either you do it to daddy or we how most of a baby your brother really is!
Weiss walk over to her father.
(Back to the guys)
Wash: Sound like some one get shot in the nuts.
Carolina: Is Alabama here?
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Blake: Alabama?
Wash: Well you see Alabama entered a staring contest with Maryland-
Ruby: SHUT UP!!!! My best bestie forever is being held hostage and were talking about pointless shit!
Wash: I mean, twenty casualties doesn’t seem very-
Ruby: I don’t care the purple guy stole my partner!
Tucker: Doc
Ruby: Whatever
Simmons: Well sometimes O’Malley
Ruby: WHATEVER!!! Why is everyone so nonchalant about Weiss being in danger?
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Grif: Because she could summon a big bee or her Knight.
Jaune: And it might be a trap.
(Meanwhile)
Weiss drop the tools she was using as the now dead body which was her father had a look of horror on it
O'Malley: Well done I like how slowly you remove the last part that kept him alive Whahahahahahaha
(Whitley's room)
In his room Whitley was hold by his secret lover a otter Faunus maid.
Whitley: I'm so sorry Violet.
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Weiss: .........I’m never going to get over this
Doc: if it’s any consolation this whole thing was just a ruse
Weiss: ......... WHAT!?
O’Malley: HAHA YOU FOOL!!!! I used Doc’s extensive knowledge of the human anatomy, leftovers from a butcher shop, and advanced robotics to make you think you killed your father MWAHAHAHAHAHA. By the way you past the first test
Weiss: ........ WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!
Doc: Don’t worry about your father he’s....... well not fine. His back is still broken and we beat him to a pulp.
O’Malley: Come my demented little Girl Scout; TO THE SECOND LEASON!!!!!!
*Meanwhile Jacque still lying where Caboose initially left him*
Jacque: WHY HASN’T ANYBODY CALLED ME AN AMBULANCE YET!!!!
nearby maid: Okay Ambulance.
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The evil master and his girl scout enter other but this time it has in it.
Weiss: Robot parts?
O'Malley: Yes now did to make your own Henchbot but leave out the sarcastic part of the A.I. program.
*Back with Jacque*
Jacque: Right I hire only Faunus that didn't go to school that one more thing to add the "Thing come back to bite me on my ass" list
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Weiss: I don’t know anything about robotics!
Doc: That’s why we got someone with experience to help you build your very first robot. (Points to a brown head)
Weiss: is this another sick joke?
Lopez: vete a la mierda
Weiss: ........
*meanwhile*
Maid: kicking him in the happy sack is morally justified, but his back is broken. What to do?
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O'Malley: And that's why I say leave out the sarcastic code
*With the Maid*
she walk to a golf bag and pull a 10 iron club.
Maid: This will do.
*in front of the Schnee Dust Company building*
The gang were two blocks away from the building only a army of.
Ruby: ROBOTS A AMY OF ROBOTS AGAIN!?
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Tucker: Don’t worry we’ve fought robot armies before. Just stick with us and......... again with the screaming! Does anyone else hear screaming!?
Blake: I wasn’t sure at first, but being closer to the source makes it clear that it’s Mr. Schnee.
Tucker: MR. SCHNEE!?!?!
Blake: What’s the big deal Tu- oh my god you still want your harem don’t you.
(Tucker whips out his laser sword and rushes into the robot army yelling gibberish)
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The army saw Tucker and did nothing, everyone was just wide eyed as the swordmen of Blue Team run pass them.
Sarge: What the heck!?
Yang: Are their batteries dead?
Blake put out her old White Fang mask and threw it in the air then the robots open fire on it.
Jaune: they're anti-white fang robots which means.
Ren: We cause just walk pass them.
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(Sarge begins to angrily grumble as he walks towards the robots)
Simmons: If it makes you feel any better sir I’m sure O’Malley has created better robots.
Grif: That or he’s turned Weiss evil and we’ll have to defeat her.
Sarge: Don’t patronize me dirtbag
(The disgruntled leader of the Red Team shoots one of the robots in the face with his shotgun.)
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Yang: Sarge Weiss's had these robots build for the White Fang.
Then everyone saw Blake was messing with the robots.
Ruby: Maybe we should get inside before it too late!
Donut: Why? I think Blake will make them dance.
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Jaune: Uh, Blake. I know you don’t think too highly of any Schnee whose first name isn’t Weiss, but maybe we should save the whole vandalism thing for later
Blake: ..........
Yang: Okay well Tucker has made a beeline to Schnee Manor, and I don’t think he’s going to use that sword to open letters
Blake: ...........
Caboose: Jane could you maybe tell Blake to stop..... Jane? *turns to see Jane messing with some robots* oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were busy.
Jane: ............ that’s okay.
Wash: Guys, I think Ruby might have the right idea
Donut: Oh oh, how about the Can Can?
(Sarge shoots another robot in the face)
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Blake: we're reprogramming them so we could use them as back up Church would you make sure O'Malley or Jacque to gain control.
Church: Okay.
Jane: Mr. Sarge please stop shooting the robots.
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(Meanwhile Tucker has barged into Whitley’s room looking for Jacque)
Whitely: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ARMORED CREEPS!!!
Tucker: Hey calm down, I’m looking for-
Whitely: First the blue one severely injures father, and then the purple one takes over and tries to turn me into his..... I don’t know Evil Boy Scout!?
Tucker: Okay, Okay, just rel-
Whitely: He had me dissect a lifelike replica of my father!!!
Tucker: that’s...... actually kinda sick-
Whitely: THEN when I wouldn’t stop crying he gave me an atomic wedgie in front of the help and locked me in here.
Tucker: Look I think you got the wrong idea about me. I’m not here to make things any worse then they already are. Okay?
(Whitely finally manages to calms down)
Tucker: I’m here to stab you no good father in his stupid face with this awesome looking laser sword so I can get a harem of sexy Faunus ladies
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Whitely: HOW IS THAT EVEN BETTER!? YOU....YOU.....FOOL!
Tucker: Uh oh!?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Tucker: Do you mean you fool as in “rich uptight you fool”, or do you mean you fool as in O’Malley somehow managed to actually brainwash you...... fool?
(Whitely then begins to slap Tucker in the face repeatedly)
Whitely (deepened voice): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL!!! TREMBLE BEFORE YOUR DESTRUCTION!!!!
(The blue soldier just stands there as nonchalantly as Whitely brought down blow after blow; each one feeling like butterfly kisses)
Tucker: .......... O’Malley did say you were useless.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Whitely notice that his bows won't hurting the Aqua soldier unaware of a summoning Glyphs on the floor, Tucker backhanded the boy to stop him.
Tucker: Listen dude we'll get you help after I get my harem okay?
The former sim troop saw the shadow behind him.
Tucker: What fu.....
that all he could get out as a black hammer hit him sending through a wall.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Ruby and Wash walking down the hall)
Ruby: So the A. I. gave you guys cool powers?
Wash: yep
Ruby: Kinda like a semblance in that regard.
Wash: Well-
(Tucker is smashed through wall)
Wash: TUCKER!! What happened?
Tucker: I don’t know Wash, all I saw was what looked like a sledgehammer. I think Harley Quinn is here
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Ruby: Who?
Then a demonic version of Weiss's knight step through the hole with Whitely behind it
Whitely: So you're the leader about my foolish sister had been writing about in her dream diary.
Wash: Great O'Malley turn Whitely and unlock his semblance.
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Ruby: Wait didn’t Weiss say SHE could only summon things she’d killed?
Wash: I don’t know!? Maybe O’Malley had Whitely fight a giant knight or something
Tucker: Trust me that’s unlikely. Now let’s run before we’re crushed.
*Ruby, Tucker, and Agent Washington runs back out of the manor while Whitely chases after them on the shoulder of his knight*
Whitely: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Meanwhile)
Weiss: YOU DIDN’T EVEN BUILD LOPEZ!?
Doc: Nope, that was the Reds
Weiss: Then why did I have to build THIS!!! (Gestures to newly built robot)
O’Malley: It’s either your robot, or the Spanish turd over there
Lopez: Por favor apuñalarlo Weiss
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Tucker: Hey Ruby why aren't you using your semblance?
Ruby: Oh Right well sorry guys
The hooded girl use her speed semblance to out run them while checking all the room up ahead.
Wash: Why don't you use your sword Tucker on it?
Whitely: Once I get my hands on my she's lover I'll make Weiss watch as I make her beloved into my own whore MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Back with Weiss, Lopez and half & half)
O'Malley: You need to learn how to train stooges now turn her on!
Weiss was now hating build the robot to look like if she had her own armor, Weiss went to the robot's right arm pit to open it up and hit the button.
Robot: Здравствуйте, мадам пожалуйста, введите имя этого подразделения
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O’Malley: OH FOR GODSAKE!!!
Weiss: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?!?! THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BUILDING A ROBOT AND THE ONLY ADVICE I RECEIVED WAS IN A LANGUAGE I CAN’T UNDERSTAND!!!
Lopez: ¡NO ES MI CULPA!
Doc: EVERYONE PLEASE STOP YELLING!!!
(A familiar Blue barges through door)
Caboose: I ALSO LIKE YELLING ABOUT STUFF I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!
O’Malley: GET OUT OF HERE YOU MORON!!!
Caboose: OKAY!!! *leaves*
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O'Malley: Wait a minute!?
Weiss saw Doc/O'Malley leave the room to get the blue moron, she look at her robot.
Robot: Пожалуйста, введите имя единицы
Weiss seeing her way out the rich girl grab Lopez's head.
Weiss: You're name is Katya now I order you to follow me and carry Lopez!
Katya: Да хозяйка Вайс
Lopez: Ser salvado por las mujeres mejor que ese idiota rosa
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Ruby rushes from door to door calling out to Weiss, having used her semblance to slip away from Whitely. She stumbles upon a Faunus maid carefully putting a golf bag away.
Ruby: EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!! YES, HI!!! Have you seen one Weiss Schnee?
Maid: Not really no, last I heard she was with O’Malley.
Caboose suddenly rushes past them yelling neither could make out. After a few seconds Doc/O’Malley appears.
Doc: Have either of you seen a Blue fella in armor run past here?
Ruby and the Maid point to a different direction from where Caboose ran off to. After Doc/O’Malley leaves the maid turns to Ruby.
Maid: I’m no detective, but I think your white haired girlfriend is that way (points to where the two soldiers ran from)
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Ruby: Thank you.
After a few seconds found Weiss and the robots but as if old man want see it happening again Ruby tackle the white hair huntress down.
Weiss: Ruby!?
Ruby: Weissareokay?wheredidthewhiterobotcomefrom?
Then the things that Whitely and the Maid said came to the front of her mind, looking into the ice blue eyes of the girl she come to save from a sick armor soldier.
Ruby: Weiss do you have feelings for me?
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Weiss (in her head): Oh crap! What did she just ask me? Did she read my diary!? I thought I’d thrown that out!! Okay, okay just stay calm. Answer the question, and try not to make it awkward
Weiss: .......... yes
Weiss (in her head): DAMMIT!!! SERIOUSLY!? CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!! CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!
(The Reds come bursting through a wall in their Warthog with music blaring)
Weiss: Oh thank goodness
Lopez: ¡OH DIOS NO!
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Ruby: Well? as a friend or a lover type of feelings?
Sarge: Oh someone beat Grif at making that tell all of book about the Schnee family and ah have to say I like Futa-Wolf Ruby giving it to rich pet hound Bitch Weiss. (Not as Faunus)
Simmons: I think Pirate Princess Weiss and Captain of the guard Ruby.
Grif: Didn't Donut say there's a Evil Queen Ruby story in Weiss's diary?
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Weiss: Oh come on, are you- wait........ HOW DID YOU ASSHOLES GET MY DREAM DIARY!?!?!?
Lopez: Ahora sabes mi dolor
Weiss: AT LEAST TELL ME YANG DIDN'T READ IT!!!
Katya: объятия для принцессы *says as she picks up Weiss and starts hugging her very tightly*
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Sarge: Donut find in your care package from home and make copies for us Reds.
Grif: Blake borrowed my copy.
Simmons: You built a Russian speaking robot?
Ruby: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME BEING FUTANARI!?
At everyone was looking at Ruby.
Humans: What!?
Lopez: No lo vi venir.
Katya: Сканирование Ruby, чтобы убедиться, что она может дать хозяйка Вайс детей.
Lopez: Eres pobre, pobre chico.
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(Meanwhile Donut has found Mr. Schnee)
Donut: I mean just look at that thing, it looks like the mustache is ALIVE!!! I say we try a new look!
Jacque: If you lay one hand on me I’LL
Donut: I asked a near by maid if she could bring me some shaving supplies for you, and when we’re done we can improve your wardrobe. How about Lightish Red!?
Maid: Here you go
Donut: Oh thank I...... that’s a machete
Maid: whaaaaaaaat? No, this? It just a really big razor blade
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