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Published: 2018-05-23 22:20:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 36851; Favourites: 545; Downloads: 31
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"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE MEAN DADDIES!!!""What the f-?!"
Seeing Jacques (The worst father ever. Of all time!) mistreat his own daughter Weiss makes Caboose very angry! You better watch your back, Mr Schnee.
Drawn on pencil and ink, traced in Illustrator and colored in Photoshop by me.
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Donut: If that the blade then let me see the case.
Then Tucker came in the room
Tucker: Donut for once I'm to see you there's a demon knight summons and....
That all the sword could get out until his eyes landed Jacque and turn on his sword
Tucker: YES IT'S HAREM TIME!
(Meanwhile with Jane and Carolina)
Jane and Carolina: HOW MANY ROOMS FOR DRINKING DOES A FAMILY NEED!?
True to their words they had found drinking room No. 19
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Wash: TUCKER!!! We don’t have time for this!!
Tucker: It will literally take me two seconds Wash!
Epsilon: I case you haven’t noticed we’re being chased by 20 foot tall knight.
(a giant armored hand burst through the floor and grabs Tucker down)
Tucker: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Wash: DONUT WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!?
Donut: Scattered and all over the place. Why is there an problem?
Wash: ........ yes I honestly think there is a problem. At least things can’t get any worse.
(unbeknownst to them Yang, Blake, Jaune, Nora, and Ren are running from a giant killer robot)
Yang: Did you see that thing completely destroy our robot army!
Nora: I know wasn’t it awesome!?
Blake: Aw shut up and keep running!!!
O’Malley: YES AHAHAHA RUN YOU FOOLS!!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sun had just make after taking two city buses.
Sun: Thank you gods I can't wait to remover this shirt.
Then Yang, Blake and team JN_R run pass him, the Monkey Faunus saw the last thing he want to see.
Sun: GIANT KILLER ROBOT AGAIN!?
He pull out a flash drive he jump on the robot's head and open a usb port and sick it in.
??: Search for Captain Caboose.
O'Malley: Oh fuck I forget about the idiot's dog
Blake: SUN WHERE WERE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES!?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Caboose comes rushing out of nowhere and hugs the robot’s leg)
Caboose: Oh my gosh FRECKLES!!!!
Freckles: Greetings Captain Caboose. How have you been.
Caboose: I’ve been wonderful! We got ended up in this strange place, made lots of new friends, there was this one nice lady named Ice and her father wasn’t nice so he ended up in a accident, then I met more nice ladies, one of them is Jane you’ll like her, then we got ice cream, then Doc kidnapped Ice, so we came to save, then I found her, then Doc told me to leave, so I left, then he tried to kill me-
Freckles (turning to Doc): Enemy soldier targeted
Doc: HIGHSCHOOL TRACK DON’T FAIL ME NOW
(Doc runs towards Schnee Manor with Freckles giving chase. Caboose runs after Freckles)
Caboose: FRECKLES!! FRECKLES NO!!! BAD FRECKLES!!! SIT!!! STAY!!! ROLLOVER!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yang: Now we got a killer robot on our side and the made man is on run.
Sun: So what while I was away?
Blake: You might want to sit down for what I'm about to tell.
(Back with the Reds, Robots, Ruby and Weiss)
Katya: Рубиновая Роза полностью способна пропитать других женщин
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: .........
Weiss: .... well I need to plan my revenge on Donut for obtaining my diary and passing it out to the Red team.
Grif: Sucks to be him.
Weiss: I also need to plan Grif’s horrible death
Grif: WHAT!?
Weiss: You gave my diary to Blake. You know. YANG’S PARTNER!?
Grif: Y-yeah but-
Sarge: If you need any help don’t be afraid to ask. I’d like to think myself quiet the gentleman
Ruby: I DON’T HAVE BOY PARTS!!!!
everyone: ..........
Ruby: I- I mean........ I can’t help but notice the new look Weiss, very classy
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Simmons: You just said a few seconds ago that you're a Futanari which mean you have a cock and can get another girl knock up.
Lopez: Y el escáner de Katya es 100% exacto y puedo ver que te gusta el nuevo look de Weiss!
Katya: Я получу госпожа Вайс видеть через ночной рубашке.
Sarge: Nice robot you built Weiss.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Simmons: You just said a few seconds ago that you're a Futanari which mean you have a cock and can get another girl knock up.
Lopez: Y el escáner de Katya es 100% exacto y puedo ver que te gusta el nuevo look de Weiss!
Katya: Я получу госпожа Вайс видеть через ночной рубашке.
Sarge: Nice robot you built Weiss.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: oh thanks, uh, Katya you’ve received a compliment
Katya: спасибо мисс Вайс
Lopez: ¿Puedes hacerme un nuevo cuerpo?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby run off to whom knows where and came back with a....
Simmons: YOU BUILT A ROBOT VERSION OF THE HEAVYARMS GUNDAM?
Ruby: Yes I built it for robotic pal Lopez.
If Lopez could cry he would.
Lopez: Muchas gracias Ruby espero que su hijo va a tomar después de usted en lugar de Weiss.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Wash and Donut burst come running towards White Rose, the Robots, and the Reds)
Wash: WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN!?
Donut: Oh hey Weiss! Did you come out of the closet yet?
Weiss: I WILL MURDER-
(A familiar swordsman is thrown through a wall)
Tucker: oww not again
Wash: oh crap he found us
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Whitely: Well look what I have here first my knight will kill all the idiots in armor, then I'll tie you up my sister while I fuck the girl of your dreams in front of you WHAHAHAHAHAHAH
?/Lopez: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!!
The knight's helm become more like a cartoon version of it's self as a pair of robotic fists hitting the knight's bolts, Whitely saw a very angry Lopez and Yang.
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(Shortly after recovering from that Whitley summons a second even larger knight)
Sarge: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(The red leader yells as he charges into the fray)
Weiss: Sorry Whitley, but you threatened my Ruby. Now I need to knock some sense into you.
(The ex-heiress summons her knight as Katya also rushes into the fight)
Katya: для моей хозяйки и ее любв
(Grif start the Warthog while Simmons starts firing the gun)
Simmons: YEAH SUCK IT BLUE- I mean Schnee
Wash: I hope you guys realize we might literally bring the house down with this fight
Tucker: *slowly gets up* Gotta... find... Mr. Knee...... get...... chicks *falls back down*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(necklace?)
Then Carolina and Jane had join the battle.
Church: Thank you god I thought we were going to find a Cheese room after the Drinking rooms we had found.
Jane: I going to love this
Carolina: Amen to that.
Doc run pass them.
O'Malley: GET OUT OF MY WAY MAD DOG ON THE RUN AND IT AFTER ME!
everyone: Dog?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Freckles comes running in, Wash and Donut narrowly avoiding getting trampled, with Caboose trailing behind)
Caboose: BAD FRECKLES!!! STOP!!! NO RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT!!!
(Freckles stops and turns to Caboose)
Freckles: My Apologies Captain Caboose.
Caboose: Aww. I cant stay mad at you.
(Hugs Freckles’ leg)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Simmons: Oh right that "dog"
Grif: Hey psycho and son surrender or else!
Whitley: Or else what your walrus whore of a mother going to fuck us to death WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Doc: O'Malley had broken him?
O'Malley: No I just put him on the edge.
Tucker get and quickly get out of the room to kill Mr. Schnee.
Lopez: Wait I can speak English which means Donut won't miss-translate any more.
Yang: Hold it Weiss what do you mean by MY. RUBY!?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: PARTNER!!! My partner who’s name happens to be Ruby Rose! HEHEHE
(Yang glares at Weiss suspiciously)
Donut: Oh Weiss, you don’t need to hide your sexuality from us. You can trust us to except you.
Weiss: Okay Donut What did I ever do to you?
Donut: your amount friends
Weiss (shooting daggers at Donut): NO I AM NOT
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Caboose: Ice it's okay you love Ruby and want to have her babies!
Weiss: CABOOSE!?
Yang: WHAT!?
Sarge: Well the cat is out of the bag speaking of cats, Blake why didn't you share Weiss's dream diary with Yang?
Blake: I thought it would be more funny when something like this happen.
Weiss then realize that Yang hasn't read her dream diary.....oh hell
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Weiss: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?!?!?!?
Grif: I don’t know; karma?
Donut: I think you two should go out for dinner, or see go to the movies.
Grif: Hey Yang, are you aware you little sister has a..... you know?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yang didn't saying as she aim her Ember Celica built-in at the orange soldier's nuts
Grif: Right dumb question shutting up now.
Blake: Ruby's... wait you she have a dick!?
Yang: And if you don't give me Weiss's dream diary or your pet monkey won't have his.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: And if you give MY dream diary I’ll be insert your books into the nearest convenient shredder
(Blake stands there with a deer caught in headlights look as she contemplates her answer)
Sun: ....... oh come on, seriously Blake?
Donut: Here Yang *give her a book* I made plenty of copies.
Weiss: OH COME ON, SERIOUSLY DONUT!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Donut: Well of course I was planning to give everyone a copy and I would love to have a book club
Sun run away as soon Yang let go but every page had make her aura grow darker when she was done
Yang: Ten seconds!
Weiss didn't miss a step and make a few speed Glyphs to help her, once ten seconds had pass Yang chase after the former heiress follow by Katya.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Whitely: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby grab a bottle full of a jade green dusk and throw it at both Whitely and Doc.
O'Malley: Oh shit!
Ruby shot the bottle as smoke cove the mad duo.
Wash: What type of dusk was that?
Ruby: Sleep duck
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Wash: WHY DIDNT YOU USE THAT EARLIER!?!?!?!?!
Sarge: Why did you use it at all!? I didn’t even get to use any of my new catch phrases.
Ren: Why didn’t you use to protect Weiss from Yang?
Caboose: Why do we park in driveways?
everyone: ..........
Caboose: Also where’s Tucker?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Tucker: I have do this fast or else have something or someone stopping me FOR MY FUTURE HAREM!
Tucker shouted as he rush back to the room where Mr. Schnee is at but as he enter the room a buck shoot hit Jacque's head killing him then Weiss and Yang went pass Tucker.
Tucker: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Back with the gang)
Ruby: I only had the one bottle and not enough time to look around to find more and I thought why not wait until I should to get O'Malley with it.
Wash: Good point.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Carolina: so I guess all that’s left to do is bring these two some professional help, find Weiss and Yang, bring Mr. Schnee to a hos-
Tucker (muffled by distance): noooooooooooooooo
Carolina: Or we can look into this new development
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Team JN_R had enter with boxs of Dust
Nora: We miss the fighting again.
Wash: Ren could you tie up Doc and Whitley while Nore, Donut, Blake, Sun, Carolina and Jane go find Weiss and Yang.
Carolina: Good Luck with Tucker.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Tucker: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wash: Tucker! Woah hey Tucker calm down. Just Relax......... and maybe think about breathing before asphyxiation sets in.
*Tucker’s wheezing gasp*
Wash: Good, now, what happened?
Caboose: Oh hello Mr. Ice’s Dad how are you?
Jacque:
Freckles: No Life Signs Detected
Wash: HE’S DEAD!?!?!?
Caboose: Tucker did it
Tucker: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Meanwhile Carolina, Jane, and Nora are holding down Yang while Sun and Blake tries to keep Weiss from murdering Donut)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Weiss: DONUT YOU'LL PAY FOR COPIES OF DREAM MY DREAM DIARY AND HANDING THEM OUT TO EVERYONE!!
Yang: YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THAT I DON'T GET MY ROBO-HAND ON YOU!
Nora: Oh Yang read Weiss's dream diary and I told you it was a "very" bad idea.
Jane: You knew about it?
Sun: JUST LOAD THE FUCKING SLEEP DUST IN YOUR GUNS ALREADY!!
(Back with am blue LOL)
Freckles: Death was cause by a buck shoot to the head most likely Private Yang was try to shot at Private Weiss.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Wash: Well shit. I guess we’ll need to hide the body. Tucker?
Tucker: *sobbing noises*
Wash: Right. Caboose do you-
????: What’s going on out here?
(Wash turns around to see Willow Schnee. He immediately walks up to her, preventing her from seeing her dead husband)
Wash: Willow, uh Mrs. Schnee. What brings you to this neck of the-
Caboose: Hi Ice’s mom! Sorry I broke your husbands back!
Willow: What?
Wash: Don’t worry. Your husband....... isn’t in any pain.
Caboose: I GET IT!! Because he’s dead.
Wash: CABOOSE!!! BEDSIDE MANNER!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Willow: Thank god me and my children are free from him.
Wash: What?
Willow: The only reason why we were married is because I was pregnant with Winter
Willow notice Tucker.
Willow: What's the matter with him?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Caboose: oh he wanted to kill your husband so he can get Harem of pretty Faunus ladies.
Tucker: *sobbing noises*
Caboose: also, your son was driven mad by a purple guy.
Wash: I’d like to apologize for my friend’s bluntness
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Willow: It's okay and I was planning to have all my children see a psychiatrist.
She told them as she grab a set of suitcases, the blue team watch as the elder Schnee woman.
Willow: I do worry about my oldness daughter with her "it's work or I'm the Winder Maiden so I don't have time to date and start a family"
Wash: We can't help you with that.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Wash watches as Willow walks away with what appears to be a skip in her step)
Wash: Is it just me or are the people in this world completely insane?
Tucker: *sobbing noises*
Wash: Come on Caboose let’s dispose of the body.
Caboose: okay
Tucker: *sobbing noises*
Wash: Seriously Tucker, get over it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Willow to the main room where more of the strangers in armor were at with her youngest daughter.
Willow: Weiss good to you again.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Willow: Weiss? Sweetheart? *notices Weiss is asleep* Why is my daughter unconscious? And wearing a Girl Scout uniform?
Sun: We needed Weiss and her friend to...... stop trying to be violent, so we used sleep dust on them.
Blake: We almost didn’t have enough for Weiss seeing we spent 90% of it on Yang. As for the uniform, I don’t know, maybe that was O’Malley.
Willow: ...... let me guess, he’s the “purple guy.”
Carolina: It’s complicated. Anyway we’re are sorry for the destruction of your property and your husband’s back. Fortunately I know a talented doctor who-
Willow (with a broad smile): My husbands dead.
Carolina: ......... my condolences to your tragic loss
Willow: the only real tragedy is that I didn’t witness it.
(Everyone is in shocked silence except for Weiss and Yang who are asleep)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Willow: I only married the jackass because was pregnant with Winter and I didn't want my child to hate because of our family business need more of my time.
Willow notice how Blake look familiar to her
Willow: Are you Kali and Ghira's daughter?
The group watch as they wait to see how the Schnee's woman would react.
Blake: Yes why?
Willow: Tell me! how are my old sex buddies doing?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Everyone stands there in awkward silence)
Blake: knowing my mother this really is not too shocking
Weiss (groggily): .... umm.... waa?
Donut: I know right
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sun: Wait (he said as he point to Willow) you were sex buddies with Blake's parents!?
Willow: Yes and I was the one whom give Blake her name.
Willow step to a intercom.
Willow on the intercom: Garnet please come to reading room number 3 and the white king is dead.
(Two minutes later)
A dog Faunus maid walk in but the most shocking thing about her is she look like a older Faunus version of...
Everyone(without Willow): RUBY!?
What even shock the gang more is that Willow walk to the Faunus and pull her into a deep kiss.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Carolina: you know what. I think that’s our cue. ALRIGHT EVERYONE LETS MOVE OUT!!!
(Everyone heads back to where the left Ren and the two unconscious loons. Jane carrying Yang over her shoulder, while Carolina carries Weiss)
Sun: Could you have guessed Weiss’ mom was so...... adventurous?
Blake: I’m more shocked my parents were involved. My mom maybe, but my DAD!?!?!?
Nora: that’s nothing compared to my grandmother-
Sun & Blake: NOPE!!! *Quickening quickening their pace*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ren was reading Weiss Dream Diary that Yang had drop
Ren: Hmm Jaune as their butler that's new.
Carolina's group came back while Sun walk to him.
Sun: So how was watching the sleeping Psychos?
Ren: Okay I found Weiss's mother Diary and read it turn out she's a Lesbian whom into Faunus and is only bisexual when hardy drunk.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Blake: Where are the Reds?
Donut: I’m right here
Blake: the OTHER Reds
(Meanwhile in a giant Schee Warehouse)
Sarge: Now is the time to reveal my brilliant new strategy.
Grif: I’ll bite, what are we doing here?
Sarge: we will combine our Superior Military Technology with their Impressive Dust Technology to create the ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!!!
Simmons: Brilliant idea sir!
Sarge: I know, and to help us test the equipment I found a crap ton of these ugly dogs
(Sarge gestures to an small army of angry beowolves)
Grif: FUCK!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sarge: and Grif will test all the prototypes and our honorary Red Ruby here to help us in making said ultimate weapon.
Simmons: Needed time away from the madness?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: that and I heard Sarge was collecting Grimm so damage control was very much required
Simmons: oh so that’s what a Grimm is.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: Yep
Sarge: First let's build a Hyper Railgun, hey where Lopez?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Simmons: Uh, Sir?! The Grimm are getting unruly!
(The beowolves began to surround on Ruby and the Reds)
Sarge: Alright men! Time for strategy.
Simmons: What’s the plan sir.
Sarge: Grif will charge at them, and while they’re distracted by eviscerating him we can pick them off
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: Or he could test the Dust power version of Grif shoot.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sarge: Sorry civilian, but I like my idea better so I’m gonna have to pull rank on you.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ruby: But when it's about Grimm I'm the higher ranking officer and it's untested!
Grif went to the 'Grif Shoot' he pick it up and fire it but he didn't know where the blade was.
Grif: Son of a bitch.
the blade found itself in Grif's stomach.
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