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Two little girls, Cosette and Sascha, wake in the middle of the night to find a huge monster in their living room.

Sascha: see! I told you there was a giant germ in our living room!
Cosette: no...that's a...a...m..monster!
Monster/Germ: Excuse me little girls, I am neither of those. Just because I look a little different from you, doesn't mean you have the right to call me names. I have a mind, much bigger than yours, and I have feelings to top it off.
Cosette: awwwwww...we're sorry. I always wanted a cuddly monster friend to protect me against various evils.
Monster: [stretches out his tentacles] then come and join me.
Cosette: [starts foward]
Sascha: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Cosette: nonsense! stop being racist! [joins the monster]
Monster: [extends his tentacle to Sasha] come with us. and look, I have blue swirlies.
Sascha: looks more like a swirling vortex of doom to me.
Cosette: you'll like it on the other side...
Sasha: I don't think so. I'd need fifty showers of antibacterial soap.
Monster: ahwells. I do have a confession... [teeth grow to enormous size, slime drips between them, eyes dilate] I am really a hungry brain eating monster, arrrrrrrrrrg!
Cosette: aaaaaaah!!!!
Sascha: Ha! There's not much for you to eat in that cranium...or didn't you realize that when she so willingly joined you?
Monster: Damn!

Description
Two little girls, Cosette and Sascha, wake in the middle of the night to find a huge monster in their living room.

Sascha: see! I told you there was a giant germ in our living room!
Cosette: no...that's a...a...m..monster!
Monster/Germ: Excuse me little girls, I am neither of those. Just because I look a little different from you, doesn't mean you have the right to call me names. I have a mind, much bigger than yours, and I have feelings to top it off.
Cosette: awwwwww...we're sorry. I always wanted a cuddly monster friend to protect me against various evils.
Monster: [stretches out his tentacles] then come and join me.
Cosette: [starts foward]
Sascha: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Cosette: nonsense! stop being racist! [joins the monster]
Monster: [extends his tentacle to Sasha] come with us. and look, I have blue swirlies.
Sascha: looks more like a swirling vortex of doom to me.
Cosette: you'll like it on the other side...
Sasha: I don't think so. I'd need fifty showers of antibacterial soap.
Monster: ahwells. I do have a confession... [teeth grow to enormous size, slime drips between them, eyes dilate] I am really a hungry brain eating monster, arrrrrrrrrrg!
Cosette: aaaaaaah!!!!
Sascha: Ha! There's not much for you to eat in that cranium...or didn't you realize that when she so willingly joined you?
Monster: Damn!