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Matt: *SPLUTTER* *cough* Mello?! Why?! I thought the collar was for erotic role-playing!!Mello: ... Matt, do you know what erotic role-playing is?
Matt: No, you just told me you googled it and that it looked fun - -
Me: You kids are too young to be havin sex. But it's not like I'm gonna stop you. Don't forget a rubber Matt, or you'll knock her up.
Matt: ...her?
Mello: .........
Me: BAHAH! *flee*
... Lately I've been drawing alot of CRAP, not for lack of trying though. So I decided I was gonna draw something deliberately (and angrily) crap - and *gasp* IT WORKED!
Oh and don't hate me for depicting Mello like a crazy-psycho-bitch, because he is one. And it's not like he ever get's to be seme anyway.
p.s. My brother thought of this one... which worries me a little.
EDIT: ... actually, I think an even better caption would be 'Hold still, Matt - Imma gonna gyrate into the back of your head!!'
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Comments: 30
0_o that is absolutely disturbing.
....but i laughed anyway...wow mello is a perv XD musta been L's influence
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Sadistic Mello -_-' (and maso Matty, evidentially ^^)
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Aye, sadomasochism at its best xD
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Haha, wow. Yeah, Mello can go from being cool and collected psycho to batsh*t raging XD A very temperamental boy, that one
Since Matt appears so briefly, though, there's a lot of wiggle-room for his characterization. Which can be quite fun, heh.
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That's the best thing about Matt lol.. we fantards can make him whatever we want 
Mello, on the other hand.. everything you said there about him is true.... and is also the reason why I love him xD
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Yeah, Mello's just awesome like that XD
Ohba and Obata are probably so baffled us fans love that "throwaway" character they made so much, heh. Such an awesome design though ^^
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Not if Mello kills him first
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Not if Near gets there in time...
Near: Nah, I'm liking this
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I was actually about to eat an oreo when I found THIS. Freaky...
Funny though, Mello is soo the pyscho bitch of Wammy's House.
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Oh i dunno.. I reckon Near might have his moments.. like when he's alone with his dolls and a packet of pins maybe... O.o
Sadly I don't really like oreos.. I do like eskimo pies though.. which I guess are kinda like oreos but with icecream instead of icing..... pity they don't sell them in australia >_>
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That maybe true, but Near doesn't have a 'Matt' to torture, so I think it goes to Mello.
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Near gets a Mikami, though... in the manga, anyway xD
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Your brother has some good ideas then. I always thought of Matt as HIS, complete with color and leash.
It's cute and I love their expressions. "depicting Mello like a crazy-psycho-bitch, because he is one" <--Made me giggle, and it's so true.
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Lol it is indeedy, if you're of that opinion then you may enjoy this:
[link] (if you're not opposed to songs chock full of cursing lol) Because this amv suits how I percieve their violent relationship
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I like the artwork...the facial expressions win. 
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wow. thats a little disturbing. and not least becasue i can hear the little-boy-from-the-ad's voice in my head saying that. and see the dog.
... and yeah. need. to. repress. mental. images.
but its not crap. to copy yourself from early today: do not underestimate yourself, abby. i love all your pretty and sometimes scarily metaphorical drawings.
i feel a bit sorry for matt. being all choked and stuff. mello looks like a girl. i want oreos.
imma gunna to do work now ... and not shitty work either. good work. that ill be able to hand in and be proud of and NOT fail my HSC.
(some omniscient all-powerful entity sitting above us on a cloud says: ... FAT CHANCE)
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... and want to cry. because they are DEAD.
you are such a bitch. you *know* how emotionally involved i get with these things. i cried at ouran. OURAN! the fluffiest happiest show ever. what were you thinking?! 
*cries* (again). i hate joo.
lol, your family probably thinks im a freak cuz of all the faces i was making trying not to cry my eyes out. (and becasue i *am* a freak... lawl)
anyway, i havent talked to you in like, just over twenty four hours. im having withdrawal symptoms. hence, the long and annoying comment. so please write back.
daisukeyo!
from danny xx
p.s. are you going to sweeny todd?
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Lol
Yes.. I'd actually rather forgotten how thoroughly depressing Death Note was.. but it kinda is. I mean, why'd Near have to live? He's the only genius with like no emotion. (Matt is the love of Mello's life. Gosh. Don't quesiton it - surely u must think he is??!! even tho ur fangirl tendecies differ from mine a little lol) I'm glad all the cops lived tho.. (er, apart from Soichiro) Aizawa, and Mogi, and Ide.. and MATSU! (Matsu and Mello.. yeah, i think i've finally honed down my fave characters... and L, but that's a given)
My mother was a little amused by the face u were making when she came upstairs when L died. I didn't look tho Danny, I respected ur saddness lol.
Ok ok, I need to get the link for the comic before u kill me. Sweeney = hellz yeah!
Baaai!
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yes, why *did* near have to live. *would much rather L had lived ... loves L*
i concede that matt may have been the love of mellos life. my fangirl tendencies depend on the show/book/movie (ie i do not automatically love a person/couple if they are gay/not gay ... try to work that out lol) but i can see how this couple would be cute (and even somewhat cannon).
... which makes their fates, therefore, very VERY sad.
im glad matsu lived as well. matsu = coolest cop ever (cept not. which is why hes so cool)
im not making very much sense today.
*am completely embarrassed by faces-i-made-while-trying-not-to-cry in front of your mother*
well, i is going to read comic now.
see you at Sweeney.
love xx
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD OMG THATS SO GONNA BE IN MY DIARY THIS YEAR!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA .... ahh gross
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Bwaahaha. That cracked me up. Especially the milk reference...you guys are pervs.
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why thankyou. my brother's feeling a little persecuted because he didn't fully understand the connotations I would reap from 'milk' when he said it. But I'm blaming it on him anyway. Heh heh
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