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So Breaking Dawn came out down under yesterday. I've already read all the spoilers.. (AS IF I'd actually read the book) and I hope against hope once the fans have read it they'll realise the error of their squealing-ways.Anyway. My picture. Would you perhaps like to know why Edward is dressed like some muscle-bound, idealised hunk from the cover of a badly-written romance? THIS IS WHY: [link] ... I thought it was a joke for a good five minutes.
What were they thinking when they cast him as Edward? Clearly this man would have been a better choice: [link] .... once you've clicked that.. and you've returned here to flame me for my opinion.. think carefully about what that man has to say.
I know you'll agree with me eventually. After all, he sure has got the right hair!
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Eeba-ism In reply to ??? [2008-08-07 01:52:15 +0000 UTC]
Man I love how you can pair ANYONE in those books.. they're all such raging whores xD
And I so reckon the only reason Twilight is as popular as it is is because all those poor HP fans needed something new to cling to.. Why'd they have to pick Twilight though? ... WHY?!
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KatsuyaCrimson In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-07 02:03:35 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Noo, its not just someone pairing them up! Most of those couples actually DID get together in someway or they all at least had orgasmic moments with the others. HAHAHAH! Its like a soap! They all have sex with each other, and at the end someone should die (or y'kno...travel the world)
Lovely, lovely whores
Aw...eww...I did notice that all Twlight fans iknew were MAJOR HP fans...but ewww...
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Eeba-ism In reply to KatsuyaCrimson [2008-08-07 02:27:54 +0000 UTC]
Maybe.. maybe that would solve the problems with Twilight.. if Edward just had sex with EVERYONE - actually, ew. No vampire whores like Lestat xD
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KatsuyaCrimson In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-07 02:42:47 +0000 UTC]
Nope, no Vampire can EVER whore like Lestat. They can try, but they will not be successful. xD
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chibi-dragon In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 13:17:40 +0000 UTC]
I don't think that this should have made me laugh as hard as it actually did. Good job ^^
The second quote was Queen of the Damned right? Oh Lestat...*swoons*
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Eeba-ism In reply to chibi-dragon [2008-08-07 01:50:02 +0000 UTC]
Jaja, from QotD.. I actually preferred "The Vampire Lestat" to QotD... but the last line in QotD is too perfect xD He's such a wonderful vampire ^^
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Sumeiyeh In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 12:57:58 +0000 UTC]
Wonderful, I love it. I would have preffered this ending to the copout one we got in the awful book that is Breaking Dawn. Two days of my life i'll never get back
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Eeba-ism In reply to Sumeiyeh [2008-08-07 01:48:32 +0000 UTC]
Haha I remember reading the ending spoilers and I was just like: ".....whut?!" Sooo bad ><
Two days isnt too bad tho! I'm sure it could be worse
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ChocolateWrapper In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 12:10:51 +0000 UTC]
haha hilerious, I've never read the books but now mabey, just to have a laugh. Srsly no book what so ever can even compare with anne rice and her superb vampires (although I must say, the movies should be burned. they (perticualry the first one) is the most sentimental and depressing *censour* I've ever seen. But Brad and Tom didn't do too bad. The second, Isn't even worth mentioning.) Long live the everso wonderful Lestat and Mojo!
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Eeba-ism In reply to ChocolateWrapper [2008-08-07 01:46:32 +0000 UTC]
I actually would have loved Tom Cruise as Lestat if he'd just given him a little depth.. he did the bastard side of Lestat perfectly.. but forgot that he can be sweet as well xD (although, that story is from Louis' perspective and Louis really hated Lestat then lol) .... I did hate the second movie tho, you're right. Man, it was terrible ><
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ChocolateWrapper In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-08 16:19:53 +0000 UTC]
It was worse then terrible, horrible is not enough to describe it ><
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Zaphaire In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 11:57:21 +0000 UTC]
Ohmigod I fricken love you!!!
This is EPICWIN!
The last panel was just too much for me. :'D
You just made my day. <333
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ouaf In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 11:03:49 +0000 UTC]
Is it bad that I recognized the book your alternative ending is from? %D (the one with the laughing and tell me how bad I am...)
I read Twilight so many years ago. I don't feel like reading the sequels anymore. ok I have never felt like reading the sequels.
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Eeba-ism In reply to ouaf [2008-08-07 01:43:28 +0000 UTC]
No it's not bad!! It's wonderful that you recognised it..
I read Twilight and New Moon... and then gave up on Eclipse. I couldn't stand how anti-climatic the plot-line was >_>
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CrawlingHinata In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 10:49:17 +0000 UTC]
Love how you've drawn Jacob
I heard Breaking Dawn was pretty bad though D:
Anyway, epic win.
Good job!
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Eeba-ism In reply to CrawlingHinata [2008-08-07 01:48:44 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I've been hearing the Breaking Dawn plotline blow by blow from my friend.. and even though she's a die-hard fan she's hating it. I read the ending on the internet.. so I already knew it amounted to nothing xD
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CrawlingHinata In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-07 08:57:21 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, one of my friends says ''It sucks.'' my other friend who is a die-hard fan says ''Its so good, I can't stop reading!'' .. I don't know wich one is right.. but when I saw the plot i thought it was pretty bad >.<
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MorbidDilemma In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 10:26:30 +0000 UTC]
So this is the product of studying?
Perhaps i should do more...
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Eeba-ism In reply to MorbidDilemma [2008-08-05 10:33:11 +0000 UTC]
Ah, but of course!
You should definately base your study habits on the worst studier in the history of studying! .. speaking of which I should go do some. Two exams down! Four to go. Not to mention the 8000 word narrative I have to do. UGH.
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MorbidDilemma In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-06 15:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Only thing i can do English wise is desciptive writing,o and speak...
I'm not very good at that either though..hmm my grammar is terrible
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Eeba-ism In reply to MorbidDilemma [2008-08-07 02:26:37 +0000 UTC]
haha that's like me. I suck at analytical English. And grammar. Sometimes I wish I'd payed attention when we were learning it xD
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MorbidDilemma In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-07 10:19:41 +0000 UTC]
I try to pay attention...but then i scribble, and that turns into a doodle and before i know it class has finishes
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Eeba-ism In reply to MorbidDilemma [2008-08-09 06:31:17 +0000 UTC]
And that would be the story of my life xD
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Jess-and-Dynasty In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 09:41:46 +0000 UTC]
If any of the books in the series were like this, I wouldn't have nearly burnt my friend's copy after getting to the fifth chapter of the first one. >D Brilliant.
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Eeba-ism In reply to Jess-and-Dynasty [2008-08-05 10:27:04 +0000 UTC]
haha me too! Edward dumping Bella for Jacob would have solved all the problems in those books.. the world wouldn't have been subjected the horror that is that series >_>
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Jess-and-Dynasty In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-05 10:52:21 +0000 UTC]
Most definatly yes....and one of my bffs is just freaking obsessed so it's all I hear about more or less
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Rutles In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 09:36:07 +0000 UTC]
p.s. i totall don't get the books either...am i the only other one not obsessed??
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Eeba-ism In reply to Rutles [2008-08-05 10:28:56 +0000 UTC]
Apparently. All the bookstores didn't get enough copies in.. and Danny's mom said girls were crying. Cry-ing. Lord.
Honestly.. my theory actually is that everyone just needed something to cling to after Harry Potter ended. I'm just so sorry it was this.
Oh, and nice to see your studying hard, too xD
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HorrorPlay In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 09:33:32 +0000 UTC]
ah you make Twilight look so nice like this XD
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kalgeo In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 09:21:59 +0000 UTC]
beheheh awesome ... just one question ... why is his belt buckle over there <------ does he hav some problems with angle?? o.0
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Eeba-ism In reply to kalgeo [2008-08-05 10:25:42 +0000 UTC]
I don't knoooow... it was just like that in the picture I based it on and I couldn't help but wonder exactly the same thing. Freaking Twilight. It's so stupid >_>
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NerdsRule07 In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 09:18:14 +0000 UTC]
Dear god, you win.
I can't even deny it, you just win.
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DemoinaReaper In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-06 08:44:15 +0000 UTC]
i wanna send that pic to my frinds who r twilight freaks, just for fun, is that ok? ill give u credit
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Eeba-ism In reply to DemoinaReaper [2008-08-07 01:18:35 +0000 UTC]
lol go for it. I must admit I do like rubbing that series' crappiness in the fans' faces ^^
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DemoinaReaper In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-07 09:20:26 +0000 UTC]
ahaha thanks good luck with trials
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caligynephobic In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 08:41:45 +0000 UTC]
Can't believe I fell for that... LMAO!
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Eeba-ism In reply to caligynephobic [2008-08-05 10:20:21 +0000 UTC]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Ah.. it's like Edward chanelled Rick Roll in his dealings with Bella xD
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Kairiku-Kakashi In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 08:38:33 +0000 UTC]
oh GAWD this is full of win.
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Kairiku-Kakashi In reply to Eeba-ism [2008-08-05 10:42:05 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome- I've never read the twilight series- and never wll, but i know the basic story. And it sucks. So, yes. This is awsome. And nice ending to the comic, as well. XDD
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