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Team Redux
Natasha (cameo)

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“JESUS HARMONIA CHRIST!” you yelp, all dignified-like. There are definitely no tears in your eyes. Nope. It’s just rain.

Immediately you feel the effects of the poison starting to set in. There’s rainbows on the edge of your vision, a wave of nausea flushes through you. You can hear the crowd’s shocked gasps, but they seem weirdly far away. As if you’re hearing them through a wall of water.

“Lucky for this poor soul we have a quick-n-easy as balls solution!” Indy presses on in an offensively cheerful voice, and pulls up a creepy-looking edgy ball thing from seemingly nowhere. Wow, her fur is looking really pretty today. All soft and gleaming-like. It would almost look like gold if it wasn’t black and also fur.

The poison is really doing your head in.

And then it’s… not, and you blink and suddenly feel like really good again. You look around and the weird smiling ball thing is in front of you and looking pretty damn gross, sort of, er, sickly, swallen and pale purple.

“As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the feather butt is once again perky and one hundred percent toxin-free!” Indy pipes up again and you blink at the cheering audience. Wow. They like you? Did you actually manage to not fuck something up for once? That’s a first! You give the crowd a tentative smile.

“You good to go, feathers?” Natasha asks you in an amused tone. You turn to look at her, fidgeting.

“Y-yeah, um, thanks for uh po-poisoning me I guess?” you giggle nervously. She smirks back at you.

“Anytime, anytime.”

Description
Team Redux
Natasha (cameo)

< previous

“JESUS HARMONIA CHRIST!” you yelp, all dignified-like. There are definitely no tears in your eyes. Nope. It’s just rain.

Immediately you feel the effects of the poison starting to set in. There’s rainbows on the edge of your vision, a wave of nausea flushes through you. You can hear the crowd’s shocked gasps, but they seem weirdly far away. As if you’re hearing them through a wall of water.

“Lucky for this poor soul we have a quick-n-easy as balls solution!” Indy presses on in an offensively cheerful voice, and pulls up a creepy-looking edgy ball thing from seemingly nowhere. Wow, her fur is looking really pretty today. All soft and gleaming-like. It would almost look like gold if it wasn’t black and also fur.

The poison is really doing your head in.

And then it’s… not, and you blink and suddenly feel like really good again. You look around and the weird smiling ball thing is in front of you and looking pretty damn gross, sort of, er, sickly, swallen and pale purple.

“As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the feather butt is once again perky and one hundred percent toxin-free!” Indy pipes up again and you blink at the cheering audience. Wow. They like you? Did you actually manage to not fuck something up for once? That’s a first! You give the crowd a tentative smile.

“You good to go, feathers?” Natasha asks you in an amused tone. You turn to look at her, fidgeting.

“Y-yeah, um, thanks for uh po-poisoning me I guess?” you giggle nervously. She smirks back at you.

“Anytime, anytime.”