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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-14 23:34:15 +0000 UTC]

..Seconded. The first thing I thought when I saw this was, "Turret" XDD

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-14 23:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Turret's older brother, xD

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-14 23:43:44 +0000 UTC]

..And may we all hope to meet him in Portal 3. If Valve can learn to count that high. XD

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 00:18:07 +0000 UTC]

That's when we meet Mr. Glados. Or perhaps Mrs. Wheatly. Not sure which is worse, xD

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-15 00:27:00 +0000 UTC]

..I have never thought about this..That question should've been listen on the Know your Paradoxes! sign. XD
Real great to meet another Portal fan.

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 00:36:32 +0000 UTC]

Indeed ^^
I got all the achievements on the console version, save the Portal Professor - hard to find someone who's never once fired up the multiplayer when you've already beaten the game, xD

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-15 00:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Really? I've gotten quite a few of them, but not sure if I've yet gotten them all. I only own and have played Portal 2, hoping to get the first one soon. I play it constantly, no matter how many times I beat it. XD
And are you referring to Co-op? c:
And hmm.. I haven't yet gotten that achievement. Hope to get it soon though ._. XD

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 01:35:07 +0000 UTC]

xD
Yes, I am. Though it's fun with two players, there's also the ball and chain problem if someone's beaten it before - you have to kind of wait for them to figure the puzzle out because just telling them ruins it. Thankfully my memory was sketchy on some of the puzzles, xD
I liked the deep underground parts of Portal 2, the Cave Johnson area. Lots of funny quotes. "You, boxes, front door, parking lot, goodbye." xD

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-15 01:41:01 +0000 UTC]

Huh.. Well I've never actually gotten to play Co-op myself. So I've been rather curious about it. And I certainly didn't think about those complications. Hmm. D:

Olld Apertuuure. 8D I Love the entire game to pieces, but I do very much particularly enjoy Old Aperture.

Oh Cave. XDD Some of the best dialog in the game. "When life makes lemons..Don't make lemonaid.. GET MAD. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!"
The famous Lemon Rant, ahh never gets old xDD

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 04:00:07 +0000 UTC]

There are ways to work it out, xD

Old Apeture science labs were fun, especially with Cave's quotes. "For those of you here for the Repulsion Gel testing, follow the blue line. For those who volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is that we've got a new test for ya - fighting an army of mantis men. Just grab your rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

I remember alot of those old quotes because of their humor, xD

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-15 04:16:20 +0000 UTC]

That's good to hear. Considering one day I wanna play it with my friend, the one who got me into Portal. c:

Oh god yes. His lines never get old. XDD All memorable too.

Ooh someone who enjoys quoting things. We're gonna get along just fine. XD

"The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group, they're telling me I ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages - that gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!"

Agreed. XD

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 04:19:20 +0000 UTC]

You should SO play it with your portal-introduction friend - it's more fun when it's played with a buddy you know instead of a random server matchup. ^^

Yay for a fellow quoter!

"They say that science is done on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Apeture Science we make all our science from scratch. No hand holding."

I remember getting lost once or twice and thinking, "If they just put random quotes from Cave every few minutes you were in here, I wouldn't even mind being lost." xD

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-15 04:35:30 +0000 UTC]

I really want to! I shall! Eventually... She lives in Canada, and I live in the states. She's told me about something called Steam..Or some ways you can use your X-Box 360 to play with others using internet?... Uuugh I have yet more to learn about how gaming works. I only just got the game and the X-box for my birthday back in July! XD

I Love a person who likes some good quoting. owo

"Beancounter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair - did it anyway, ramps are expensive."

Oh god, that would have made things so less frustrating!

"Cave Johnson here! Apparently you're gettin' lost down there..Again. So I've made these BONUS pre-recorded messages to help you get through the tight spots! Hang in there!"

If onlly...;u;

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 04:59:02 +0000 UTC]

Ah, Steam is a good. I've gotten quite a few games on that, and it also offers free to play stuff, like Team Fortress 2. As for Xbox, you need a subscription for the online stuff (the silver version is free, but I think alot of stuff requires the gold membership that needs a monthly subscription)

I quote stuff I find funny all the time. I'm often told I have good memory for jokes - a whole Kodak roll of them in my head, xD

"If you get covered in the repulsion gel, I'm supposed to read this thing the lab boys gave me....-rustling of papers- ....Do NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't nailed down exactly what element it is yet, but we know know this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."

"Well, tester, if you're hearing this, you've wandered off the beaten path. Which of course we're all for. Doing things no one's done before is how science gets done. But do us a favor - while you're down there, if you happen to get exposed to the combination of toxic waste and bad batches of gel we had to throw down there, there's another 60 bucks in it for you if you make it back up here and let us take a look at your insides. More beard dirt for the whole family."

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Valentoon In reply to Balmung6 [2013-12-15 05:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Yaa, I've heard about the whole subscription ordeal, and the whole thing about money or something. XDD Ahh well, I'll try to look more into it later. You sure know alot about it 8D

..Being friends with you is going to be surely fun... Anyone who quotes the funny stuff, as I do, will get along great with me. XDD

.....Hard to believe that stuff was intended to be dieting pudding.... And you know what's more hard to believe? It got taken off the shelves! D:< XDD

...I know for a fact I did not hear that in the game... No one can be that great of writer to portray that man that well. There is an alternative though!
.....
..YOUR CAVE JOHNSON.... 8DD XDD

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Balmung6 In reply to Valentoon [2013-12-15 05:32:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I've had a subscription to Gold ever since I got the Xbox 360. Probably still have it for awhile longer if the stuff about the Xbox One not being backwards compatible is true for the older, original Xbox games like Vexx, Dr. Muto, and especially Fable.

It'll be nice to have someone to toss quotes around with that doesn't get that glazed over look in their eyes after the first two, xD

I wonder what the initial tagline for Apeture Science Diet Pudding was going to be. "Apeture Science - Advancing health food science since the discovery of moon rocks."

I like to think I've heard enough quotes from the man to come up with something if the need arises, xD

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