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eightyjet — The Hazards of Typing with Winglets
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Published: 2015-07-04 02:27:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 4500; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 5
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A birthday present for80 was having problems with her computer systems, and she decided to get assistance from her techy friend, Mac. However, he hit a stray key, and we can imagine that some very strange things are now happening aboard 80.
Remember... 80 is mechanical, but her consciousness is not part of her computers; it is an entirely separate entity. Fortunians do not have robot brains!
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Texas chainsaw massacre he downloaded Texas chainsaw massacre... O_O
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On the bright side, 80 doesn't have a mechanical mind, so if he did download something like that, it couldn't effect her personality. THANK GOD!
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Judging by that look on Mac, I'd guess planeified noseart.....
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if i could draw half as good as you i would draw this kind of stuff... or just draw my designs...
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Nyan cat.
Thats all i have to say.
Nyan Cat.
If he did download nyan cat...
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Poor 80 though! That tune will be stuck in her brain for years!
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That's why you get a human to do the typing! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
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What about a dragon?
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That works too, but there's no dragons in 80's world.
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well Mac's not the same species of laving machine as 80 so its already a crossover of sorts.
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Yeah. Well all things considered, I'd trust a dragon or anything that could type without trouble.
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*installs linux on 80*
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Because Windows 8 would make her derp out.
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*opens the command line and runs tons of diagnostic tools*
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More than I could do. Certainly way safer than letting Mac do it.
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80: All things make sense in hindsight...
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Matthew: Yup! XD I think he accidentally uploaded the embarrassing disco dancing techniques into you!
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or Voice recognition software
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Siri diagnose 80jet
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Siri: i could not find 80jet in your contacts
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Siri, 80jet is the plane you are plugged into right now
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Siri: I do not understand 80jet would you like me to search the web?
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Oh gosh you made me lost it! 
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whats next she look up how to play the voilin when i say boeing (bowing) again XDDD
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Or how to play Bowling? 
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XD true probably bowling first then bowing and then finally boeing
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Siri may even hear "going" and perhaps rely "going where?" Or open apple maps for the GPS 
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no no Siri I said boeing X3 (and id use google maps anyway apple maps sucks)
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"Going to Boeing headquarters. In 300 metres, turn left" *ends up being a river there
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Well at least Boeing headquarters is the right place.
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But the only way to get there is to cross this river...
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*builds a bridge*
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nice! Now we shall continue our perlious journey
Siri: In 200 metres, turn right onto the M1 Highway (i made the name up
Me: But... There is no highway!
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*muzzlepaws and opens google maps*
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Me: Ok google, give us directions to Boeing Headquarters
Google Maps: Here they are. In 700 metres, turn right onto the A2 Motorway, and continue to the sixth exit.
Me: You're my hero!
(Muzzlepaws 
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*follows them to boeing* Hah google worked
(XD you planes could also use nosewings or 'beak'wings )
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Google always knows the answer
(Nosewings sounds good 
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(well then nosewings it is)
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(Now i reckon it sounds much better than "facewings" 
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Oh my gosh you dragons have your own emoticon? 
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yeha and for planes ^v^ would work since then the nose there heh
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It works great for Concordes ^v^
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