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Published: 2016-12-13 16:33:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 47618; Favourites: 731; Downloads: 539
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Description This was a beautifully drawn gift to me from . As you can see, dear Lady Amaretto has found herself in a peril dramatic enough for her grandiose persona. Bound hand and foot and left with a bomb ticking down, how can she escape?

... By having damn loyal servants, that's how

Variant can be found here: sta.sh/017fjeba5sh9
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Never-Ending-Donkey [2018-05-07 23:08:37 +0000 UTC]

You'd think she'd have better security after all these near-death moments.Ā  Or at least some common sense.

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Never-Ending-Donkey [2018-05-08 15:07:25 +0000 UTC]

You'd think so, aye. She'll need a dedicated bodyguard one of these days.

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Never-Ending-Donkey In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2018-05-08 15:22:03 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully before one of these deathtraps she keeps ending up in actually works.

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Never-Ending-Donkey [2018-05-08 15:30:58 +0000 UTC]

That'll never happen!

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Jokerz-1824 [2017-09-09 17:29:38 +0000 UTC]

What exactly are all those halos around her body?

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Jokerz-1824 [2017-09-09 18:25:34 +0000 UTC]

Holographic projections, back from when she was from a sci-fi setting.

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MadMax358 [2016-12-19 22:35:56 +0000 UTC]

a classic peril!!

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to MadMax358 [2016-12-19 22:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Kalindorf did a fantastic job, didn't he?

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jackmackhack [2016-12-14 00:00:57 +0000 UTC]

You could say that Bianca is the BOMB of the party right now! Ā 

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to jackmackhack [2016-12-14 02:23:59 +0000 UTC]

You could say she's... Yeah, I got nothing.

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CJhammond [2016-12-13 20:34:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure one of her daughters will save her just in time

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to CJhammond [2016-12-14 02:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Here's hopin.

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CJhammond In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-14 02:49:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure they wont let it blow up on her one of them should be able to defuse it just might be at under 5 seconds to make her sweat a bit more depending on which daughter finds her

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to CJhammond [2016-12-14 06:09:50 +0000 UTC]

XD

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CJhammond In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-14 21:50:30 +0000 UTC]

especially if its Gumi LOL

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Damselbinder [2016-12-13 18:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Can't get enough of the lovely Amaretto. Well done !

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Kalindorf In reply to Damselbinder [2016-12-13 22:13:46 +0000 UTC]

your welcome xDĀ 

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Kalindorf [2019-02-23 21:57:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you again for the great piece

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Kalindorf In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2019-03-05 08:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Your Welcome xDĀ 

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Kalindorf [2019-03-05 08:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Maybe someday you'll want to try this one?

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Damselbinder [2016-12-13 18:46:06 +0000 UTC]

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banX8 [2016-12-13 17:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol someone seam wanting make Cvet loose her "mom"

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to banX8 [2016-12-13 17:51:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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Skyverfox [2016-12-13 17:17:00 +0000 UTC]

You guys beat me to ever comment I was going to make, However this Ner-do-well did not want to afford her any movement even binding her regal toes!

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-13 17:51:29 +0000 UTC]

Her toes are her most dangerous weapons... next to her coconuts!

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-13 18:47:31 +0000 UTC]

She has been known to kill a man with those toes!

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-13 18:52:05 +0000 UTC]

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-13 19:43:33 +0000 UTC]

Now the real question (providing she survives this.) Will she teach her children the secret killer toe technique!?!

Also I find it funny because I imagine she is stuffed into some broom closet and is like. "I did not even know we had this...it's filthy in here! Someone will be reprimanded greatly for...OH! the bomb!"

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-14 02:23:36 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-14 02:27:32 +0000 UTC]

^_^ Figured you'd like that one.

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-14 02:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Sure did. Very fitting

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-14 03:43:05 +0000 UTC]

Bianca seems like so much fun to write. Very Hoitey.

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-14 06:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Holtey?

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-14 11:24:12 +0000 UTC]

I meant to say hoity-toity very rich and kind of snobbish

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-14 12:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh!

Oh yes, very much so. But what made Amaretto so much fun to roleplay was how multifaceted her personality is. On the one hand, she's spoiled rotten by a life of priveledge. On the other, she's been drilled mercilessly in noblesse oblige and leading from the front. On the one hand, she's a classist who believes people belong in certain places. On the other, she believes that these places exist for social harmony and purpose, not to be looked down upon. So she'd be quite up for a rowdy pub crawl with some hardy sailors, for example.

And all of it wrapped in an innocent, but complete, ignorance of how the common man lives.

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-15 02:35:43 +0000 UTC]

OMG I ADORE HER!!!! She is so awesome! Her and CJ would have such fun, now I want a family picture of them and Max watching pro wrestling and her just clapping along as her two daughters get excited.

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-15 03:10:05 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-15 05:43:44 +0000 UTC]

THEN IT SHALL BE DONE!!!!!

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-15 06:35:01 +0000 UTC]

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-15 07:06:35 +0000 UTC]

Will take me some time but we will get it done! It will be adorably Glorious.

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Skyverfox [2016-12-15 07:09:17 +0000 UTC]

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Skyverfox In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-15 15:22:57 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5hU9O…

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BrokenBolt [2016-12-13 16:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Let's just hope those loyal servants aren't on their lunch break. Bomb's ticking

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to BrokenBolt [2016-12-13 16:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Or busy looking after her children...

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Smithnikov In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-13 16:49:49 +0000 UTC]

Well, with all those vibrant personalities now occupying the estate, it's a lot easier for some ne'er do well to get in.Ā 

Still, whoever did it is in for a bad time if the kids find out...

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Smithnikov [2016-12-13 16:55:48 +0000 UTC]

At least Maxine got points in defusing.

.... Right!?

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Smithnikov In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-13 17:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh come on! , but hearing her over the usual din of the kid's wing, that'd be an issue!Ā 

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to Smithnikov [2016-12-13 17:14:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, on the bright side, Amaretto has one heck of a voice.

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BrokenBolt In reply to Eio-Eio-Eio [2016-12-13 16:41:16 +0000 UTC]

She has to get loose before story time!

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Eio-Eio-Eio In reply to BrokenBolt [2016-12-13 16:43:55 +0000 UTC]

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