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Eldritch-Turnip — Just Tell The Truth, Part 2

Published: 2004-07-20 19:10:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 449; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 61
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Description Dedicated to all those brave !FECES-AHOY deviations who were tragically cut down in their prime. *sob sniff sob*
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Comments: 18

spiritwithin [2004-08-02 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]

whao...is that paint?? well... i meant made in MS Paint?

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hezekiah [2004-07-21 07:21:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure the husband had it coming... Nevertheless, lovely work .

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to hezekiah [2004-07-21 08:54:10 +0000 UTC]

It's always funny when bad things happen to other people.

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hezekiah In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2004-07-21 09:00:25 +0000 UTC]

It's always funny when bad things happen to other people?

He-He... Yeah, it is .

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to hezekiah [2004-07-21 09:04:54 +0000 UTC]

I didn't say that. I don't know who told you I said that, but I didn't say that. No, really. Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't take your GI Joes. I never even touched them.

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hezekiah In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2004-07-21 09:09:20 +0000 UTC]

Damn them voices... Always telling me cruel, depraved and perverse things about life and my parents too. They probably took my GI Joes as well !

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Piss-Chump [2004-07-21 03:54:20 +0000 UTC]

What happened? (I was drunk in a gutter)

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to Piss-Chump [2004-07-21 06:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Ugh. It's a long story. I have many strange tales to tell you.

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Piss-Chump In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2004-07-22 06:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Allow myself to become a fortified hooligan, so these stories have that certain "edge"

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The-Corpse [2004-07-21 03:13:14 +0000 UTC]

I think the husband will be ok. Maybe it's just a rash?

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to The-Corpse [2004-07-21 06:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Says right there on the clipboard: he's completely fucked.

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mdaypuck [2004-07-21 02:10:03 +0000 UTC]

awww the husband is 'completely fucked'.
it's a sad day.

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to mdaypuck [2004-07-21 07:02:41 +0000 UTC]

Well that's what you get for getting drunk and trying to fight a polar bear at the zoo.

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oyog [2004-07-21 00:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Bummer.

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oyog In reply to oyog [2004-07-21 15:05:35 +0000 UTC]

...Some people, man.

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to oyog [2004-07-21 06:59:30 +0000 UTC]

I guess he should have looked both ways before crossing the street.

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antiswanky [2004-07-21 00:40:32 +0000 UTC]

YES. wonderful

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to antiswanky [2004-07-21 06:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Not for that lady

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