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elephantseed — Dracula's Half Brother
Published: 2003-12-03 15:00:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1295; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 202
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Because I'm stupid.-
In all honesty, this one is for all the fake gothic vampire wanna-be's. You suck. And Dracula's Half Brother knows it.
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Comments: 36
He used to dine & dash after having his blood orange juice when I was working at a tavern back in the days.
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Nice to have a comment that isn't great or, omg so funny.
Thanks for the effort. Appreciate it!
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Yes. They say that in other parts of the world people have to die every time someone issues a lame comment here.
You're welcome! This picture is really great and omg so funny!
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Oh no, posted twice! Erase! DELETE! This is so embarassing. I think I'm gonna die of shame.
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He used to dine & dash after having his blood orange juice when I was working at a tavern back in the days.
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I wonder why his half brother isn't as popular as Dracula....
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i liked the lines... kinda child style. very good
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This is hilarious. And serious. So I guess seriously hilarious?
It's neat-o.
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and he's gonna use that spartacus chin of his to smite them all to smitery.
damn those teeth are nicely done.
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man thats DIRRTY! 
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if i was a fake gothic wannabe, i would totally have the hots for this sexy mofo cause he's all brooding and dark and oh-so-tortured.
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cool u should do some children books witout offense et tu parles pas trop mal
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he only came here for two reasons:
to drink some blood and kick some ass...
looks like... no, that's unworthy...
this is better than that. he is the
ideal masculine exististential epitome apogee hero
but he's already dead. he's truly free
because he's enslaved. the only way.
the only half-way, that is.
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I am subscribing to his fan's club. All because I use enormous boots with gothic inscriptions on them.
Eww.
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I hurt inside because no one loves me, I must wear black and piece my nose and ears in a variety of sizes. This will make me feel better.
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This would have to be your best work, in my eyes, to date. You get full props for this one and a +fav for sure.
And now, a crazy deviation deserves a crazy comment..............Did you know the Aftermath of my rap is oh so Shady?
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I think its time I give my little bro a swirly.
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hey,....finally i met Batman half brother.........
iupiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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OMFG!!!!!111 teh batz r SOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii!!!!!!!!1111 ^_^
but sereously i fel ur pane inside how teh goth bat zombie has a broken hart 
i hope u fel beter lissen to some linkin park ok bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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hehe. cool.
have you ever thought about doing some flash movies with stanley or dracula's half brother? i would enjoy this. great stuff, dude.
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yes. he's wonderful. i love those little bats too.
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man, dracula is gonna be pissed when he realises that his time is like so totally over. that bleeding text is gothcore. uh huh huh
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Hey...wait a minute...he looks kinda like you...are you...could you be...Dracula's half brother?!
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vulgar vulgar vulgar he is the full brother of johnny dep. whatever than means. this is sex, by the way.
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Great description indeed. Dracula's brother, Bob, made love to me last night. I usually don't put out on the first date but he's just so charming.
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HAHAHA.
Great description.
You should make him move and scream at goths.
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