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Helixdude [2016-11-05 12:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Don't they worship a God-Emperor who didn't want to be a god?Β 

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-05 12:36:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes. ThatΒ΄s why they say FUCK YOU, GOD....

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-06 06:40:48 +0000 UTC]

In their defense the Abrahamic God is a self-rightous prick.

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-06 10:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Right. Typical bully.

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-06 11:42:59 +0000 UTC]

All the other gods have the courtesy of being brutally honest which I can live with.

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-06 12:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Meh. If something that doesnΒ΄t exist insists of being treated as if it would exist and should be worshipped, I donΒ΄t find that very honest. Except in 40k of course. They are all real. While some of them are everything but honest though...

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-07 13:26:35 +0000 UTC]

At least Khorne won't lie to you.

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-07 15:29:32 +0000 UTC]

He promises glory, but just leads you to a meaningless death. He talks about being your own master and no slave, but wants you to harvest for him. And he promises you strength but in the end, just a handfull of his followers will get it instead of just becoming a weak victim to someone stronger. He hates magic and condemnes it, but works it himself all the time.

You, child of blood, have been deceived...

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-08 03:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Woah, now that is deep. If Khorne realizes he's being working magic himself he would implode.

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-08 08:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Pretty meta, right? Just like the idea of Malice that hates anything and wants to destroy it, including his own kin and himself. The laws of logic would dictate, that such a being and its cult would erase themself immediately and basically could never spread, right?
But hey: itΒ΄s the Warp and shit, so anything goes... Β 

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-08 11:06:59 +0000 UTC]

Khorne can be a little dull i'll admit, i'm more of a Chaos Undivided guy anyway.

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-08 11:09:50 +0000 UTC]

A wise choice. Good luck on your path and may the Warp be with you...

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-08 11:20:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing Nurgle would be your chaos god of choice?

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-08 11:21:47 +0000 UTC]

YouΒ΄re guessing right.

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-08 11:26:21 +0000 UTC]

He's my kind of guy, in a ridiculously bleak time such as the 41st Millennium you gotta learn to laugh about it.

Β www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct…

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-08 11:28:37 +0000 UTC]

orig13.deviantart.net/582a/f/2…

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-08 11:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Man-titties of Nurgle! XD

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Empyronaut In reply to Helixdude [2016-11-08 11:36:43 +0000 UTC]

HeΒ΄s a heartbreaker...literally.

orig02.deviantart.net/f061/f/2…

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Helixdude In reply to Empyronaut [2016-11-08 11:44:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh don't be shy Daemonettes, Papa needs his diseased sugar!

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DARTHTURDER12 [2015-08-25 00:19:29 +0000 UTC]

HA

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Sael-ar [2015-08-11 11:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Lmao! A kick to the throat of that pedo would've been much better though.

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Empyronaut In reply to Sael-ar [2015-08-11 14:57:40 +0000 UTC]

Just sent you a note. Problem solved. My punishment shall be executed immediately...

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Empyronaut In reply to Sael-ar [2015-08-11 13:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Pedo? No joke? Never heard of him doing such awfull things. If this is true I would instantly start to be disgusted by him. i will do a little research now and report my results later...

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WarSon1 [2015-08-04 20:30:25 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA YES!

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Empyronaut In reply to WarSon1 [2015-08-04 21:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Imagine no religion...Β 

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WarSon1 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-04 21:33:14 +0000 UTC]

well seeing as how i'm religious, that wouldn't work....but i'm with you anyway

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Empyronaut In reply to WarSon1 [2015-08-04 22:32:57 +0000 UTC]

(thinking: "Yes, my plan works... First pull `em on your side, and next thing you know is seeing them burning down churches... )

Just joking. All in all I respect every kind of religion or spirituality. Except the extremists that try to oppress or even kill other believes. But in a 40k context, the Angry Marines (and pretty much the rest of the imperial "believers") would definitely deny the concept of "God" like some people praise him nowadays. The best example for this is the short story "The last church", where the Emperor talks to the last priest on Terra that runs the last "traditional christian"church. Great story btw...

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WarSon1 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-05 22:25:34 +0000 UTC]

totally forgot to ask, do you mind if i use this as my facebook banner pic?

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Empyronaut In reply to WarSon1 [2015-08-06 10:22:42 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely no problem. You can do what you want with my stuff.

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WarSon1 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-07 18:04:21 +0000 UTC]

cool i'll edit it to say "by groottekloet" on the bottom, your stuff is awesome...and you should get credit

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Empyronaut In reply to WarSon1 [2015-08-07 19:20:34 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Your words mean much to me. Β 
But I look at my stuff just as childish attempts to draw, compared to some of the awesome people here on DA like Blazbaros, D1sarmon1a, eightball6219 and countless others that I watch and praise like a fanboy. Β 
Anyway, I will try to improve over the time (I`m pretty new to digital painting, you know?)
And I love the fact that you and maybe somebody else out there sees something in it and likes it. Maybe it even spreads a small smile here and there. What more could I wish for?

BTW: I added you to my watch too. I love your paintjobs. They are on a level I will never reach. Especially your viking Astartes, the War Sons. We talked about them in the past, do you remember? Maybe someday I will see one of them on a horse with eight legs called Sleipnir with two ravens that tell him about what lies in his way and two wolves in front of him that butcher his foes, like Odin.Β 

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WarSon1 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-07 20:06:42 +0000 UTC]

first off, your stuff IS awesome. and the angry marines as subject matter lend themselves well to "basic" styles of artwork. secondly what do you use to make these, it's a really interesting medium. and finally thank you for the praise, my War Sons are a labor of love. i've been a warhammer fanatic for 20+ years and i finally said "screw it, i'm making my OWN chapter MY way". i don't play so i don't have to conform to any rules, just model and paint as i see fit. though because i am a Pagan, you will never see any of my models actually simulate the Gods so as not to offend them.

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Empyronaut In reply to WarSon1 [2015-08-07 21:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh, a true pagan. Let me guess: You`reΒ  from Scandinavia, right? (I`m a german BTW. Yes I know, a "Kraut" or a "potatoehead" or a "Schnitzel-Sausage-rider" or whatever the rest of the world calls us... )
And my knowledge about northern mythology is pretty basic.
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To your question: I use Gimp to paint my pics. It`s free (what is great, because I am sooo poor...) and I have the feeling that it is as powerfull and everything like Photoshop. And as simple to use and intuitive. Also it is as editable as PS when it comes to adding tools and effects and whatever you like.

1. When I do technical stuff like my Knight versions, I just collect the parts I want to use from here and there. (Like the legs in a dynamic way, then a body I want to use, a cool head.....) Then i put them together in the way I imagined, and convert whatever I want and add (like a custom weapon or head or pose...). When that basic structure (call it a sketch if you like) looks the way I like it, I lighten it up a little and do the linework on a new layer and then colour it on a separate layer. This process is done by other people by simply vectorizing it with Adobe Illustrator or other vector tools, but I figured out, that it looks too "perfect" then IMO. And if I wanted perfection, I could just photoshop everything, then turn it B/W and colour it. But where is the personal not if I would do that? Sometimes I colour with free patterns (metal, leather, glass, whatever...) that you find on the net or that I found myself but mostly I colour with simple colours. When everything looks good, I add shades, a background (sometimes) and finally highlights. Then a smoothening filter and everything looks good to me. I spare many other effects like auto lightening or shading or glowing or whatever. It never looks the way I want. Maybe I am too stupid to use it properly, but the positive effect is, that it contains more input from me instead of my computer.

2. The other way to do my pics is simply sketch it (digitally or by hand and then photograph it or scan it) and then do all the other steps I mentioned before.

You don`t need the newest hardware or whatever to do that simple childish stuff I do. Of course, when you want to do real awesome, professional stuff like some people here (not me), then some investments might be usefull to spare yourself ages of point and click adventures with your pics, but every painting tool out there contains a lining function that even spares you a graphic tablet. Yes, you can just use your mouse to simply set point A (where the line starts) and point B (where it ends) and the curve it the way you want. It takes much longer than simply draw it, but it is possible. So I would recommend you to buy a tab or something. It is simply faster.

Oh, and I maybe talk right now, like I am the smartest guy alive, but I`m pretty new when it comes to digital painting. My experience with that medium isn`t older than maybe 6 month or so. But I like it. It is sooo complex and there is so much to discover.

I will try to improve in the future. Everybody should try that with whatever he does.

Evolution.

I have spoken!

EDIT: In case you didn`t already knew the site: My first simple chapter schemes where all done with this:www.bolterandchainsword.com/to…
Give it a try, especially the Wargear painter beta. When you finished to do your colour scheme with that, you can add all kinds of cool stuff. Just for fun or seriously. I love it.

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WarSon1 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-07 22:00:38 +0000 UTC]

i'm from the US, but my grandparents were from Norway. thanks for the heads up, i can't draw for shit so i'll probably leave it alone for now.

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Empyronaut In reply to WarSon1 [2015-08-07 23:20:12 +0000 UTC]

Cool. But in the end, all this genetical or geographical questions doesn`t matter too much to me. There are cool people and there are jerks. And you definitely don`t seem like a jerk to me. So whenever you`re around my neighbourhood, you can be sure to have a warm place to rest your head get some good food and a drink my american viking mate. Cheers!

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WarSon1 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-07 23:38:03 +0000 UTC]

thanks man, only been to Germany once and i was stuck on a military base

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Soul-Daemon [2015-08-02 22:27:45 +0000 UTC]

and then gods like " screw you then... Im'ah go make me some Sigmarines insteads."

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zergking3 [2015-08-02 21:22:51 +0000 UTC]

No powerfist to the bearded mans face?Β 

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Empyronaut In reply to zergking3 [2015-08-02 21:51:48 +0000 UTC]

What happens next in that pic is up to your imagination... Β 

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zergking3 In reply to Empyronaut [2015-08-04 05:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Powerfist down a throat

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