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Published: 2016-05-03 10:16:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 5818; Favourites: 155; Downloads: 38
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Makes sense. Germanes make good tools, lots of germans were nazis, the imperium of man is basically nazis, thus The Imperium of Man uses german tools
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You analogy makes no sense at all, but I got the joke anyway. Β
It`s like you`d say:"Most germans were nazis 70 years ago, and they liked eating bratwurst. And the Imperium is pretty fascist too, which means that they`ll surely eat a lot of bratwurst in the 41st millenium. Also, whoever eats a bratwurst is a nazi. Because: logic."
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NO! Β
ONLY WE POTATOES ARE ALLOWED TO USE THE P-WORD!!!
This is only for us boring german plebs! Just us aryan deadshots are allowed to use it. No normal, decent and sane man can use it! Just us retarded Fritzes.
No, wait. Β This doesn`t sound very proud, right? Β
Damn, my delete-button is broken. Β
Anyway, fuck that...Β Β
Blitzkrieg them. Blitzkrieg them all I say...Β
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The joke has now ended. You can be freee~!
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Ha! Very cool! I've got one on my Imperial Knight, in Freeblade!
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I just downloaded...sorry, I mean "purchased" Freeblade, but not installed it yet. Is it good?
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It's great but then I've got a robot/mech fetish!
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I`ll give it a try and shall report. Β
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It's a bit grindy and has a lot of free to play elements but I've been playing it everyday since it came out 6months ago!
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As someone who genuinely sells Stihl products on a day to day basis, let me be the first to say that I fully endorse this!
We're going to have to put these into production. The chainaxe will make cutting down trees so much easier for customers.
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To be honest: At first, I wanted to add a chainfist and a dreadnought chainblade too, but I guess I`m just lazy... Β
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Well I think a chainfist would definitely work wonders. Not so much the Dreadnought, though I'd love one for dealing with problem customers.
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"Problem customers"
Now I imagine a bar with a dreadnought as a bouncer...
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Hell, I wouldn't say no to one standing outside the shop
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You:"Oh, you want to complain, dear customer? Wait a second. Hey, Brother Brutus, would you please show this gentleman the way out?"
*dreadnought comes in, grabs the guy at his leg, dragging him outside*
Dreadnought Brother Brutus:"EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL BRING OUT THE TRASH!!!"
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I guess they'll be sold at HiveDepo?
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Yes. You can purchase it there with your I.E. (Imperial Express) credit card.
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Hornbach - es gibt IMMER was zu tun!!! XD XD XD
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Jetzt 20% Rabatt auf alle furchtbaren Gewalttaten. (ausser Tiernahrung)
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WAIT! You can use chain weapons to cut wood?
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Groot: "I am Groot"
Ultramarine: "Die, xeno-scum!"
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Imagine space marines vs the angry Apple trees from the wizard of Oz.
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Why not the living tree-people from LotR? (Enks or something?)
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No matter how you call them. They are filthy abhuman scum and will be extincted. By STIHL quality products. Just like this damn psyker called "Gandalph".Β
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Would be a great pic.
Gandalph, bound to a pole, surrounded by astartes with torches that scream:"Burn the witch!"
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Burn him on a pile of ents
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Happy bouncing ball indeed
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Deutsche Wertarbeit. Ob die im 41. Jahrtausend wissen das zu schΓ€tzen ?
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Nach meiner Prognose, werden wir Deutschen im 41. Jahrtausend natΓΌrlich immer noch fleissige, tΓΌchtige, ideenreiche und langweilige...ich meine "verlΓ€ssliche" Menschen sein.
Und Waffen konnten wir seit Krupp schon immer gut bauen.
Wer weiss, vielleicht ist das Mechanicum nichts anderes als nur die Nachfolgegesellschaft von Bosch oder Siemens... Β
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It would not surprise me that Stihl would still be making tools into the 41st millenium. Damn good equipment for the most part.
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If Daimler Benz will build the battleships and speeders then? Β
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Waaaait Tanks are "metaaal boxÀÀÀÀs" as my VW Bus is... so the Mechanicum uses an old VW-STC (aka they found my VW Bus) for Rhinos...
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What kind of "Bullie"? T1? T2? T3? Oh please, say T1...
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4 Syncro (4x) T3. There is no offroad version of the T1 avaible...
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Even in the 41st millennium, German engineering is still at the top. Nice!
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It`s german "Γbertech"... Β
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"Manufactured in the Germanicus subsector on Waiblingen-Neustadt Prime and developed by Fabricator General Andreas Stihl" ahahaha ... Picture is epic, this comment is epic over 9000....uhhh 40000
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Thanks, I`m glad you like it. I looked the data up on Wikipedia and then morphed it into 40k, just like the pic itself.
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Its just cool when you find "real life stuff" merged into 40K - already thought about painting my chainsaw in 40K style...
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Do it! By Nurgle, obey my will! Show results!
(would look awesome I guess. I found some half ass conversions when I looked for the Stihl idea, but they are not very good to be honest...)
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