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laszlo-toth [2018-03-12 19:59:18 +0000 UTC]
If this is the top category, what about the cheaper versions? (Tesco value power armor, weapons)
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Tnynfox [2017-03-28 00:23:09 +0000 UTC]
Tauperium quality, including the white chrome iOS aesthetic.
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Grizzly-Adam [2017-02-19 02:46:55 +0000 UTC]
Very nice looking, but the powerhead is woefully undersized for the size of the teeth on that chain, especially with so little space between links and no rakers to clear it between teeth. Even a skip chain would help the situation, but in reality you would probably need a 200cc + powerhead to make this work.
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Empyronaut In reply to Grizzly-Adam [2017-02-19 05:03:25 +0000 UTC]
I´m sure that this would totally apply in reality. But keeping in mind that these weapons are from a sci-fi universe that is dozens of millenia away in the future, I guess they might come up with more effective power sources than a 200cc + powerhead.
Just joking, but for further information (or just for fun), feel free to check:
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ch…
and
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ch…
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ragnar-thorson [2016-12-03 01:44:29 +0000 UTC]
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5gj8pAN7…
They make a chainsword from A STIHL chainsaw.
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Empyronaut In reply to ragnar-thorson [2016-12-03 06:07:05 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah, I´ve seen this a few weeks back and was blown away by it. I`ve even put it into one of my journal entries, but it seems like I already deleted it again during one of my last clean up sessions.
I love their result.
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Empyronaut In reply to ragnar-thorson [2016-12-03 16:05:57 +0000 UTC]
Did I ever show you the reply that I received to an mail that I´ve sent to the Stihl company and showed them my pics?
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Empyronaut In reply to ragnar-thorson [2016-12-03 18:49:48 +0000 UTC]
Did a screenshot. You can translate it if you like, but it basically says how happy they are, that their brand became such a cult object, that it even made it into the dark future of the 41st millenium. Cool dudes, I guess...
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Kain-Moerder [2016-10-27 12:27:08 +0000 UTC]
My inner Krieg guardsman drools with adoration. Add one or two entrenching tools, and I'm sold. )
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Empyronaut In reply to Kain-Moerder [2016-10-27 13:02:24 +0000 UTC]
I sent them a mail and told them I that made their brand a thing in 40k. (in 2 pics - this and the STIHL marine). A few weeks later they replied and told me they were extremely happy to know that their name will still be known in the grim darkness of the 41st millenium. No joke, I can do a screenshot of their reply, but it´s in german.
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Kain-Moerder In reply to Empyronaut [2016-10-27 23:06:10 +0000 UTC]
It's good that those guys can recognise a good joke when they see one. )
It would be interesting to look at it.
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MasterRJ In reply to Empyronaut [2018-04-16 20:20:15 +0000 UTC]
Wow, noch ein Deutscher! Habe mich gerade mit einem anderen hier auf Deviant Art unterhalten und angemerkt, wie erfrischend es doch sei hier mal eine Unterhaltung auf deutsch zu führen!
Übrigens ist deine Idee mit dem KriegsBräu einfach nur genial!
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Empyronaut In reply to MasterRJ [2018-04-16 22:29:28 +0000 UTC]
War buchstäblich eine Schnapsidee, löl. *Ba-Dumm! tssss...*
Entstanden ist das in einem Gespräch/Rollenspiel-Thread in dem jemand eine neue Art 40kSchnaps erfunden hat und ich dann irgendwie meinte, dass die Krieger bestimmt auch tierisch am schlucken sind, um den ganzen Scheiß zu vergessen.
Und irgendwie ist da dann Kriegsbräu bei rausgekommen.
Zwar nur eine Fotomontage, aber ich denke mal, für so `ne Meme-Sache wird das schon in Ordnung gehen.
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Kain-Moerder In reply to Empyronaut [2016-10-28 13:57:42 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for showing that letter to me.
Ha-ha. I like your 'forced anonymity' method. )
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Empyronaut In reply to Kain-Moerder [2016-10-28 15:16:56 +0000 UTC]
Anonymity method?
I changed nothing, I swear by the holy potato!
Sincerly, your Graf von Riesenpenis
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Nergling [2016-08-31 18:45:39 +0000 UTC]
Great, I like how even in the 41st millennium we will still need German made power tools!
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byrdworx [2016-07-12 01:16:43 +0000 UTC]
the handles on these are so perfect! they seriously look like something you would use to trim your hedges lol! good job
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Empyronaut In reply to byrdworx [2016-07-12 10:15:04 +0000 UTC]
One reason for them was to make the chainweapons and the STIHL tools melt together and the other reason was that I thought it might be extremely usefull to have a second grip when needed for "extra hard jobs" like dreadought armour or something...
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Orkbert In reply to Empyronaut [2016-07-24 06:07:12 +0000 UTC]
Perfect tools if you need to weed out the seeds of heresy.
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Empyronaut In reply to KreepingSpawn [2016-07-04 06:17:02 +0000 UTC]
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Empyronaut In reply to muffinmuffel [2016-06-21 20:02:33 +0000 UTC]
Yay! I`m a super-tard! Hurr-fucking-durrr...
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thedarknesswithin91 [2016-05-31 02:34:27 +0000 UTC]
I find this more amusing then I should, I actually did a little training on how stihl operates
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ZlaSyrenka [2016-05-11 14:31:10 +0000 UTC]
Fun fact, I keep seeing the ad for STIHL chainsaws everytime I take dinner.
I think the Emperor is trying to send me a message.
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Ifirn [2016-05-10 18:23:36 +0000 UTC]
Haben will!!!!!!
Genial! Der Wunschtraum eines jeden Försters. Das würde die Arbeit um so vieles einfacher und angenehmer machen. Ich glaub ich geh mit den Zeichnungen morgen mal zu meinem Stihl Händler und frag, wann sie mit der Produktion beginnen!
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Ifirn In reply to Ifirn [2016-05-10 19:29:50 +0000 UTC]
Ich werds versuchen! Und geb gleich eine Großbestellung für den ganzen Forstbetrieb auf! Soll ich dann für dich mitbestellen! Vielleicht gibts ja Mengenrabatt!
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Empyronaut In reply to Ifirn [2016-05-10 19:01:13 +0000 UTC]
Ja zeig ihm das mal bitte und am besten film das oder mach n Foto von seinem Gesicht wenn du`s ihm zeigst. Das wäre wie Weihnachten und Geburtstag gleichzeitig für mich...
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tehnoper [2016-05-07 21:22:37 +0000 UTC]
Forge World Krauss, Leopard Pattern Leman Russ and Panzerhaubitze Pattern basilisk?
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Empyronaut In reply to tehnoper [2016-05-07 21:48:57 +0000 UTC]
Don`t forget the Thunderbolt Messerschmidt and the Aquila StuKa please...
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dorenna [2016-05-04 15:38:32 +0000 UTC]
Cool tools, can we have a Porsche Power fist, or a B.M.W. Titian?
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Empyronaut In reply to dorenna [2016-05-04 15:43:46 +0000 UTC]
We came up with loads of ideas here in the comments for german 40k tools. I guess a company like Krupp would fit better for a titan. Porsche and BMW could build some nice speeders though...
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tehnoper In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-07 21:17:37 +0000 UTC]
I believe Krupp already made or at lease prototyped some superheavy weapons in the past.
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Empyronaut In reply to tehnoper [2016-05-07 21:20:54 +0000 UTC]
They surely did, like the "Dicke Bertha" (Fat Bertha)
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irongibb0n [2016-05-04 09:35:21 +0000 UTC]
Codex astartis approves made in Germany weaponry. Good tools to cleanse the heretics and do some home improvement.
Can't wait to see the "Volks-Bolter"
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Empyronaut In reply to irongibb0n [2016-05-04 11:46:35 +0000 UTC]
Ayyyyy.....lmao. Yeah, here in the comments, we discussed a lot of other german things that need to get ported into 40k soon.
(Ich geh kaputt. Ja, epische Idee, Keule. Mach ich vielleicht demnächst mal nen Bild von. Ausserdem hat dir das gerade +1 Watch eingebracht.)
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Mineraleater [2016-05-04 05:08:51 +0000 UTC]
Who will be our supplier for power tools?!
Great idea! I might try to make a fitting conversion on one of my marines!
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Empyronaut In reply to Mineraleater [2016-05-04 06:54:06 +0000 UTC]
Power weapons? Maybe Bosch or Siemens? I could also imagine Thyssen-Krupp as a nice baneblade forge. And don`t forget Mercedes Benz landspeeders.
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Mineraleater In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-04 07:22:11 +0000 UTC]
I am sure you will find a way to do something like that!
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