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Published: 2018-10-14 15:32:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 24412; Favourites: 273; Downloads: 80
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Here's the actual reason why the followers of Khorne feel such a need to collect skulls.Related content
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*Smashes open machine* Followers of Khorne don't give a fuck *munches on squid pies and slices Blood into pocket for later*
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"yah, i ll take a bag of old ones and a bloody mess."
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Why would a Khorne vending machine would have Slaaneshi, Nurgle, and Tzeentch snacks?
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Adeptus Astartes: er um.... chaos undivided?
Nids: Because we have gone Taste in Daemons
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Diversity of investment. After all you can't run the Eye of Terror on cosmic entropy alone.
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Ah, dammit. The day I decided to leave my skulls at home.
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Where's the Chips Ahoy? WHERE'S THE FRITOS? WHERE'S THE FUCKING M&MS? I think there's something wrong with this vending machine.
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The Imperial bureaucracy holds a monopoly on those the last time I checked, and khornate raids and attacks oftentimes don't have that in mind when pillaging such places. There's also the issue of the Imperial noble guards taking all of it for themselves to enjoy before becoming offerings to the Blood God.
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So...that means no Doritos?
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sadly, yes, no doritos :c
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWXMPgβ¦
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If they're still functional.
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gimme 'dat pleasure juice.
sounds like regular British cuisine tbh, I'm almost expecting some black pudding.
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you can't never have enough of Old Ones, tastes like chicken!
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That would make 2 skulls sir
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Oh bollocks. I only have 1 and 3/4 skulls!
D8
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You could go for a bar of Crotch Rot, a bag of Pus-Pops or a bottle of Vanilla flavoured Pus, Sir.
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Ok......Β <:L
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