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Published: 2008-05-18 21:02:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 163141; Favourites: 4016; Downloads: 2864
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Flirting is hard.Bear witness to the Pyro's pain. Suffer like he suffers.
I don't actually think Pyro's fail. This was made as a response to a forum post somewhere titled "Pyros Fail" with a bunch of people griping about how much the class sucks. Those people are quitters. Bleeders.
Nevertheless, so I thought I'd further this belief and demonstrate exactly why Pyro fails, both in fortress and out.
This most certainly is not based off of embarrassingly awkward attempts at being friendly by your local neighborhood End. No no. Not at all.
(I'm so sorry Pyro. Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.)
This will be scrapped later. It's just for sillies. <3
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Poor misunderstood Pyro.... They should make a legislation against cruelty to Pyros. :')
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Oh Pyro. I still love you the most outta every other class.
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Now is your time to rise from the ashes with the Phlogistinator
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!!!!! he says hudda-hudda though
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The third panel. It is too cute for me to handle.
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i love how your pyro looks! its very cute, i also like that girl. Maybe you could make mo' pyro drawings?
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Poor Pyro! He don't fail at all in my book.
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ah the pyro is so cute! XD poor little guy :C
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hhahahaaha. now if only we knew if the pyro was a guy...
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mmmmph...raarrr gggookf ookkmmmoh
translation: "STFU mothafucka FUCIN RAINBOWS ALL THE WAY!!!
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this is pyro, rainbows make me cry!
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I don't know who to thank first...oh wait ya I do; ME!!! Bang! I make this shit look easy, dominating is first class my task!! That's right drink it in pal cause thats how failure tastes like!
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ssaaaaandvitch saandvitch, me and my saandvitch
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You wouldnt last one second in the war you spineless coward! You think medals are given to wimps? well think again!
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my stats say otherwise.
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Well, I watch a lot of bill Nye and my science points have increased exponentially..s- so there!
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hell no, I take the heat. the climax, the rush thats all me man. Rollercoasters, for chumps. Skydiving, for chumpians. Me, I NEVER back down. I WILL DOMINATE!!!
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situation: 5 uber heavies are about to destroy your sentry and cap the intel. team scores: 2-2
what do you do?
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its non of my business but i know what i would do (no im not gonna crack a funny)
if i was a soldier (im always a soldeir, they kick asses) i would hide behind a pillar and wait, as soon as their uber runs out and they get close i run to the next wall while blasting rockets at them, now that im in hiding i reload, then when oen or two come really close i take my pickax and slice their heads off, at this point i think i would die but incase i survive: i run like hell past the heavies (theirs 3 left) i find health thast near the intel and i grab it, then i hide behind a wall and as soon as a heavy walk past i kill him with the pickax, then i blast the last 2 heavies heads off and chase down the medics and kill them.
what do you think?
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i know but im just sayin. hence me saying "i know its not my business" at the beginning of the reply. i just like to brag. :I
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Start playing the ef'n guitar like there's no tomorrow, for they cannot match these sweet beats with their silly bullets. The sudden wave of beautiful country music fills there ears making them second guess themselves, are they really cool enough to even be here? No, and this is how i dominate there ass's.
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they killed you and won. you failed!
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WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!???
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exactly! i am quite the witty Joe!
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lol id proly do the same thing, might even try that one sometime. never know it might work lol
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i like how pyro sleeps with his gas tank on XD
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I freakin' love Pyro, ever since I read Respawn from the Dead I can't stop picturing him all squishy and adorable XD
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i usually go up to 20 items and they don't seem to mind
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Oh god, this is me!
(This is hilarious. And horribly depressing. But mostly hilarious.)
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Poor guy...but hey, pyro has one of the coolest avatars right? it looks awesome
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Oh damn ... I've completely done this before .... minus the sobbing
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poor pyro *huggles him* i still luvs pyro to death!
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