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Published: 2008-05-18 21:02:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 163141; Favourites: 4016; Downloads: 2864
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Flirting is hard.Bear witness to the Pyro's pain. Suffer like he suffers.
I don't actually think Pyro's fail. This was made as a response to a forum post somewhere titled "Pyros Fail" with a bunch of people griping about how much the class sucks. Those people are quitters. Bleeders.
Nevertheless, so I thought I'd further this belief and demonstrate exactly why Pyro fails, both in fortress and out.
This most certainly is not based off of embarrassingly awkward attempts at being friendly by your local neighborhood End. No no. Not at all.
(I'm so sorry Pyro. Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.)
This will be scrapped later. It's just for sillies. <3
The PyroΒ©Valve
The failΒ©*Endling
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Those people aren't mad enough to go all the way.
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Next time I see a Pyro main, I'll be sure to give them a high-five.
Or either that, wait for them to burn me straight to Oblivion, completely fine with both. Β
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I'm a Pyro main. lol
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same here, always like to ambush people from behind with the backburner and burn the goddamn asses of every single bloody clucking player in the server..... i'm the type of guy who likes to watch people burn, i picture them as beautiful rainbows and bubbles alongside giggles and happiness and joy!
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Dont worry even though all you say is mmph mmph mmph your still cool Β Β
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aww.... come one pyro, try it later again Β
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everyone is like
OHH Moonfire dovahkiin is a pyro lets flame(pun) him
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Only people that complain about Pyros suck at the game, are stuck in a habit of playing specific other types, stuck in the habit of attacking because others are attacking Pyro, or haven't given anyone the chance to show there are special skills needed to be a Pyro.
Pyro just wants to be Best Friends.
Flirting is difficult o.o
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The Pyro is extremely deadly if you master him. So hes not a class to joke about. Like me for example, the Sniper is extremely deadly but I suck at being a Sniper LOL
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Pyros are my favorite class! I still think every class is equal, so people shouldn't be judging one class if it's as powerful/ has the same capability to defend/offend than the others Still, great comic.
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*Pyro takes flamethrower, kills everyone from grief, then himself*
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jakbsfdjhkvba WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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A very touching story of a everyday pyro, why wouldn't I be here?
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Because you're not an average pyro.
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Pyro is one of my favorite Classes
Mmmth mmm mtth on Pyro, Mmmth mmm mtth on!!!
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I've never laughed so much over anything TF2-related and at the same time, felt so much sympathy for pyro.Β
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Constant high fives are apparently the only option.
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Don't worry Pyro, I love you. I'm a Pyro too! I see rainbows and ponies and people laugh really high pitched when I punch them!
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Pyro got update, people complain he is too OP. Shouldn't have told valve he was to weak.
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I'm terrible at flirting! Ha ha! I understand you Pyro! (JT^T)J
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PYRO DON'T CRY D: YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME <3
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Pyro is actually really nice except he doesnt know he's insane XD He thinks about rainbows and ponies all the time 
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