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I was browsing dA when I saw an ad for a Rammstein club.  The name instantly resonated the memory of the band.  Back when I was about 6 or 7, my brother had got me hooked on the band with the album Shehnsucht and he recorded the music video 'Du Hust' which we watched again and again.  Anyway, I saw the advertisement and thought, 'Oh hell yeah, where do I sign up?'  and started looking for the join button

While looking around on the page, I had discovered that the founder of the club goes by the name German Blood.  She had an unusual avatar.  It was an anime girl that had short black hair and wore black glasses.  What I found most disturbing was that wide smile of hers showing all sorts of white teeth.  She had left instructions on how to join the club.  They read.

To join, click the button and boom-  you're in the Rammstien-fans-unite club!

That line puzzled me.  Did that mean that my computer would literally explode in a thousand pieces?  Wait, I'm being such a dumbass.  Computers don't explode just because you join an online group…do they?

Only one way to find out.

I find the join group and boldly tapped the touchpad and…….nothing happen.

"Hm, I'm guessing she was speaking metaphorically after all?"

Feeling relaxed, I lean a little closer to my screen.

Bad mistake…
It exploded…

…bang…

And I swear it happen like the damn matrix or something!  Things were moving slow-motion-like, a brilliant flash of yellow erupted from the laptop and it tore a hole in my ceiling, and all the while I could hear Sehnsucht playing.  And just as quickly as it appeared, everything stopped.

"holy shit,"  I whispered.  " that was fucking awesome!!"

My computer had exploded from the awesomeness that is Rammstein.

Description
I was browsing dA when I saw an ad for a Rammstein club.  The name instantly resonated the memory of the band.  Back when I was about 6 or 7, my brother had got me hooked on the band with the album Shehnsucht and he recorded the music video 'Du Hust' which we watched again and again.  Anyway, I saw the advertisement and thought, 'Oh hell yeah, where do I sign up?'  and started looking for the join button

While looking around on the page, I had discovered that the founder of the club goes by the name German Blood.  She had an unusual avatar.  It was an anime girl that had short black hair and wore black glasses.  What I found most disturbing was that wide smile of hers showing all sorts of white teeth.  She had left instructions on how to join the club.  They read.

To join, click the button and boom-  you're in the Rammstien-fans-unite club!

That line puzzled me.  Did that mean that my computer would literally explode in a thousand pieces?  Wait, I'm being such a dumbass.  Computers don't explode just because you join an online group…do they?

Only one way to find out.

I find the join group and boldly tapped the touchpad and…….nothing happen.

"Hm, I'm guessing she was speaking metaphorically after all?"

Feeling relaxed, I lean a little closer to my screen.

Bad mistake…
It exploded…

…bang…

And I swear it happen like the damn matrix or something!  Things were moving slow-motion-like, a brilliant flash of yellow erupted from the laptop and it tore a hole in my ceiling, and all the while I could hear Sehnsucht playing.  And just as quickly as it appeared, everything stopped.

"holy shit,"  I whispered.  " that was fucking awesome!!"

My computer had exploded from the awesomeness that is Rammstein.