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Enoob — Gears of RAEG [NSFW]
Published: 2010-11-01 13:00:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 218; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Description So basically the plot of GOR is to SHOOT AND CHAINSAW your way to the RAEG TRAIN (all aboard toot toot!) but then this 10 ft monster jumps out nowhere and says, 'RRRRRrrrrrrraegggggggghHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!!!!'  and OMFG he's got a big fuckin' gun and the playas' r like, 'ah hell naw, lets poop a cap in his ass!' and they open phire on him only to find out the bullets have no effect because these bats r flying all around him and they live forever and if the playa gets near they die instantly so right away, the playas start RAEGINg about saying, 'buck this hunk of shit, Ima phiring mah lazor!  BBBBBRRRRREEEAAAaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!'(Bigger REAG) and after phiring over 9000 of those exploding arrows thingies into where the sun don't shine, the monster finally dies, shitting shit and guts allover hisself and the playas r all like, 'Shit yeah!  Take that bitch!' but the game gets the last lololol by sayin' to b continued' and then palyas got RAEG and CHAINSAW their xboxes and THEY got the last lololol and their RAEG settles and they said 'that's a good game, dhurr! can't wait for inevitable trilogy.'

THE RAEGEND!
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Comments: 3

JiNdAwG [2010-11-02 01:32:19 +0000 UTC]

THE RAEGEND

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Enoob In reply to JiNdAwG [2010-11-05 13:11:24 +0000 UTC]

yea leik the end of RAEG

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JiNdAwG In reply to Enoob [2010-11-05 17:16:44 +0000 UTC]

amen

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