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Published: 2012-07-20 19:42:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 17315; Favourites: 167; Downloads: 0
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Legion: - Shepard-Commander, this device is not intended for "having fun"...Shepard: - Oh c`mon, don`t be such a pain in the neck!
Artifact: - HONK
Shepard: - Ooops!
That`s a good lesson for everyone. Playing with prothean artifacts could end... badly.
For those people, who don`t know what this sphere is - it was a reward for completing DLC quest in second ME.
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Джокер: - Никогда бы не подумал, что "давление обстоятельств" можно понимать буквально...
Шепард: - Мфф... мммм... Гр!
Грант: - Кажется, тут стало немного тесновато?
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I kept saying to asking/saying to myself the whole time that orb was in my quarters. "Is it going to expand in my room and take out a portion of the ship?" "Why do I have it why can't I give it to the Alliance?"
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it would be cool if you actually could have a robo-arm
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"Commander Shepard,
As yet another transparently feigned gesture that we here at Cerberus aren't "all that bad," we've decided to let you hold onto the enigmatic and ancient Prothean artifact. Yeah, we could continue to study it and try to find some way to help you do the millions of stupid things disguised as one big simple and important thing that we are forcing you to do, but... eh, f*ck it. It somehow occurred to us as a helpful idea to let you keep it. We have decided that the artifact is kinda maybe probably safe, we think. We're calling it "inert" all of a sudden, so it probably won't do that thing where it spontaneously expands to 400x it's size if you sneeze hard enough, so enjoy it. Hope it doesn't morph to the size of a hotdog stand while you keep it in your desk drawer. Cheers!
Cerberus Command"
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Oh my, what a wonderful comment 
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In fact it's not a prothean artifact. It's leviathan artifact used to observe the Galaxy.
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Ignoring the fact that the damned thing violates physics as we know them, that's hilarious.
I always did wonder why they thought it was a good idea to take along an artifact that used to be the size of a large van and place it in a spaceship too small to hold it properly if it felt it would be a good idea to resize itself again.
Do not play with alien artifacts. You don't know where they've been or what they might do.
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Nice. I can't stop laughing when I see the last picture.
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Я знал, знал что эта штука неспроста в третьей части исчезла в неизвестном направлении!
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Да Хаккет ее спер (Андерсон слишком честен для такого гнусного поступка - он упер шлем Шепард)! Зуб даю)
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Brilliant! I always used to play with the sphere myself
PS: Javik would maybe say something like this: "Only Primitives would activate a sphere inside a ship..."
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Yeah, this sphere drones nicely XD
Nooo, Javik would say that this device enclose prothean porn and drag it to his room)) Just to keep Shepard from cultural shock, you know)
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Was a bit sad it didn´t do anything in ME3...it wasn´t even there anymore -.-"
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I`m completely sure that it was stolen by Hackett... or Liara))
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i was just thincking that when i got the thing i was like " what if if grows?" but lucky it didnt,
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That's why they needed to rebuild the Normandy.
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Although, you'd think Miranda's ass would have brought the Normandy down when she came aboard...
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Makes you wonder why a Prothean artifact is not being studies by professionals, but is instead a play thing for a soldier or used as a paper wait.
lol funny stuff right there.
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Shepard stole it from Liara))
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It remembers me of the first Men in Black, when J touches that tiny metallic ball...
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Yep, that was a funny accident too)
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I'm afraid "Ooops" would sound more like "GHRHGHGHG *splat* *splat*"
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Багъ: Legion: - Shepard-Commander, this device is not intended for "having fan"... - "having fun". А то вентилятор получается замешан )))
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Спасибо за поправку)) Вечно какая-то опечатка вкрадется
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HAH!
This honestly made me laugh. xD
But it's true, never play with stuff you don't understand! Funny how people still keep doing it...
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LOL! The last panel is brilliant! I had the artifact in my room too and I always played with it, it was such a shame it's not in my room in ME3
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I think Hackett stole it for himself...
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Didn't Samantha mention that Anderson was going to take the ship? So it's either him or Hackett. It's just like the figures I had of the ships, they all dissapeared and then I found them later on in the armoury and engineering.
They just like taking our stuff ><
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