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**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION BLAH BLAH BLAH**Saren says to Garus, 'That was awesome!'
I've been wasting way too much time with the Mass Effect Plot Generator [link] (try it, it's awesome!).
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Comments: 219
Dpika1849 [2011-07-15 17:27:55 +0000 UTC]
I tried the plot generator and it seems all the girls hated Thane.
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lethobion [2011-07-10 04:02:51 +0000 UTC]
A plot twist! Quick, let's do the plot twist dance!
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CainsAngel [2011-07-08 17:28:45 +0000 UTC]
Jacob slaps Omni-gel on Grunt. lmao that site is funny as hell!
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FANFER [2011-06-14 06:07:21 +0000 UTC]
if you realy like garrus/saren (both) why you make them GAY?
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Stoolcore [2011-06-05 12:58:08 +0000 UTC]
I used this Plot Generator, too:
Sovereign says to a thresher maw...
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DanielHarrington [2011-05-11 19:13:08 +0000 UTC]
Jesse takes hallex with Gabby...XD
Udina paragon interrupts Morinth...
Thanks for the link
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Lizerdlover [2011-04-17 04:05:39 +0000 UTC]
This is so wrong... on so many levels, yet i cant help but love this XD
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verzweifelt-kiss [2011-04-06 05:54:11 +0000 UTC]
A pyjack cheats in Skillian Five against Joker
Admiral Hackett is the genetic destiny of Nihlus
A pyjack assumes direct control of Udina
Kelly calibrates Ken
lmao!!!! Oh some the plot generators are pure genious.
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Neane [2011-03-26 04:02:15 +0000 UTC]
Nihlus makes disingenuous accusations about Miranda.
Blasto says to Councilor Velarn, 'That was awesome!'.
Aria smokes a cigarette with this one.
Wrex says to Thane, 'That was awesome!'.
The Illusive Man breaks up with a space hamster.
A space hamster spills some drinks with Dr. Chakwas.
Dr. Chakwas says to a thresher maw, 'That was awesome!'.
Grunt says to Aria, 'That was awesome!'.
Legion says to Harbinger, 'That was awesome!'.
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nura-w [2011-03-20 22:17:16 +0000 UTC]
"A yahg embraces eternity with Jacob."
hey, jacob just got screentime! and some.. "prize"
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nura-w In reply to Epantiras [2011-03-20 22:46:48 +0000 UTC]
jacob's been so unloved, maybe he enjoys it any way.
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nura-w [2011-03-15 22:45:36 +0000 UTC]
now i understand why garrus was so pissed on saren. he didnt call back!
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KialaTiagra [2011-03-14 01:16:32 +0000 UTC]
as long garrus is bi, my dream is still intact XP
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waterdragon34912 [2011-03-12 00:36:45 +0000 UTC]
Holy crap, this actually made me burst out laughing. 8'DD
Excuse me, I have to go fool around with the ME Plot Generator now. <3
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victor39639 [2011-03-11 11:01:54 +0000 UTC]
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE AGAIN!!!!
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RogueofAsgard [2011-03-11 07:48:31 +0000 UTC]
*dies*
OMG I THINK YOU JUST BROKE MY BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* this has become my new favorite pairing. thank you for ruining my Mass Effect headcanon.
lol. btw, yes. I love this. a lot. please make more.
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Avilels [2011-03-11 07:29:36 +0000 UTC]
Admiral Hackett is the genetic destiny of Garrus. wth
Miranda tests reach and flexibility with Blasto. huh?
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CallofDutylover3 [2011-03-11 02:37:58 +0000 UTC]
I got:
"Garrus romances the Illusive Man."
O__O
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forestimp45 [2011-03-07 04:27:44 +0000 UTC]
Wow nice! *laughs and has an over-the-top anime nosebleed at the same time*
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InverseReality-2 [2011-03-05 18:19:19 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh, I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
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Skyward-Dreamer [2011-03-05 14:46:45 +0000 UTC]
Awwwwww ...
I always wondered if Saren got some cool new 'features' built into him after he was 'gethified'. After all, we know what kind of exhilarating gadgets quarians build into their suits ...
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CenturyKing [2011-03-04 19:38:53 +0000 UTC]
We tell no one about what happend here!
Agreed! T_T""
Dear Space book... Guess what i found out today!?! X3
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CenturyKing In reply to AkatsukiChild [2011-04-30 03:34:26 +0000 UTC]
hehehe oooh tali you lil devil you!
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CenturyKing In reply to AkatsukiChild [2011-05-01 06:01:54 +0000 UTC]
Don't laugh she is just being flirtish... even though she has a Shot gun O///o
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JennWestberg [2011-03-04 03:15:20 +0000 UTC]
Ha, this is great. Thanks for giving me a fit of giggles.
These two must be popular with the generator. I got this: Garrus links suit environments with Saren.
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Gone-Batty [2011-03-03 21:55:57 +0000 UTC]
When I was playing ME1 I had a dream that was sorta similar.. more that I was hunting Saren down with Garrus and when we finally caught up to him Garrus slapped him across the face like an old timey movie star and they went into this huge dialogue about how he had betrayed his love and blah blah.. it was amazing. xD
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ChibiiBuizel [2011-03-03 21:30:29 +0000 UTC]
I tried that plot generator thing.
Just a few that I got.
Sovereign goes to Afterlife with Dr. Chakwas.
Gabby Virmires Zaeed.
Harkin dances for Joker.
Nihlus knows Jack feels this.
Thane hacks Grunt.
A pyjack is the very model of a scientist 'The Priiize'.
The Thorian snipes Nihlus.
The Shadow Broker sneaks into the Captain's quarters with the Shadow Broker.
Zaeed has a breeding request from Conrad Verner.
Benezia eats data like Kal'Reegar on the way to real errors.
Harkin is the genetic destiny of Grunt.
Jack misses having elevator discussions with a thresher maw.
Khalisah al-Jilani becomes Jacob.
Councilor Velarn ignores Harbinger to watch the techno Turian.
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Numdenu In reply to ChibiiBuizel [2011-03-04 04:12:35 +0000 UTC]
"The Shadow Broker sneaks into the Captain's quarters with the Shadow Broker."
/mind asplode
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virtualmorrigan In reply to ??? [2011-03-03 19:33:05 +0000 UTC]
Why thank you, now I have to explain to a lot of very prim and proper people in a large office why their consultant suddenly was laughing like a hyena.
I think my brain just broke.
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