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Published: 2011-03-02 14:47:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 36754; Favourites: 247; Downloads: 397
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**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION BLAH BLAH BLAH**Saren says to Garus, 'That was awesome!'
I've been wasting way too much time with the Mass Effect Plot Generator [link] (try it, it's awesome!).
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when i tried the genrator i got Kaiden embraces enternity with the space hamster xD
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Man, thanks for the pic. That`s one thing to cheer me up for the whole week! I dunno how react but... Wow.
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I may or may not have just peed my pants from laughing so hard.
Awesome work!
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Garrus looks like: "Really?!" x3 "You were pretty awesome to!"
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A big "That was awesome" to you. I'm glad you're enjoying the plot generator! This picture gave me a good laugh. I was hoping someone would illustrate one of its results.
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This is a wonderful random generated plot. It makes me oh so, so happy. Never would have guessed Saren was the type to hold talons.
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..."Harbinger dresses up in Phoenix armor for Joker" OMGWTF
Also, I have to say, this piece is epic and I'm trying to decide how you made that jump from the line you had generated.
Saren's armor/synthetic additions look awesome. <3
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That's the worst plot you've got off the generator? How about "The Biotic God paragon interrupts Garrus"?
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I had so much laugh on this one. A really cool piece of work. Also i think that you just made half of the population of fangirls hate you for doing this to their romance option( second half probably need change their underwear after seeing this one.).
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i got 
Interesting...
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The thing Mordin said about "chafing" makes me think that Turian love-making generates a lot of sparks, what with the metallic exoskeleton and all.
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*rolls around, laughing!*
This is amazing.
This is now my favorite of all your Mass Effect fanart.
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HAHAHA! Great! Thanks for showing the link, I can't stop clicking it. Probably some of my favorites were
"Harbinger plays the Flux music for Benezia." , "This one hacks a space hamster"," Blasto knows Dr. Chakwas feels this." However, the one that takes the cake is "Councilor Velarn charms the Thorian." CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
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"Tali catches scale itch from Kal'Reegar."
It's all so clear now! It's wasn't Kelly! Truly the Plot Generator sees all.
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hahaha, and thus Nihlus was born? XD
"Conrad Verner recruits the Thorian."
oh
my
Gods
That's awesome!
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A space hamster calibrates Nihlus while conrad verrner pilots Tali! HA gold. this made my day that art and the link
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XD
Thank you oh thank you for the link to the generator!
Also... yes, this is made of win. PURE WIN.
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Sounds like you got one of the more workable prompts.
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'The Illusive Man dances for Shepard.' Was one of mine that generated.
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Wha... how... the...
I guess this is what Mike Laidlaw meant when he said "when you press a button, something awesome happens!"
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The Drawing made me LOL so hard.
And thank you for sharing the link to the generator 
"Jacob blows off steam with a pyjack." Priceless!
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I just got "The Shadow Broker thinks about dancing with the Shadow Broker."
That doesn't make any sense!!
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OK. The Generator is made of win and cookies.
and :
"Blasto has a breeding request from the Shadow Broker."
"A space hamster calibrates Councilor Velarn."
"Joker is 'friend zoned' by the Shadow Broker."
>>>"Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with Saren."<<< I can totally see that happening.
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saren and garrus - it's hardcore
but the random generator is boring, like watching porn or sexgossip 'bout celebrities.
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Now I'm wiping a coffee spray from my screen. XD
Insta'fav!
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...LOL. Oh dear. xDD I was not expecting that.
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omg this is hilariously awesome.
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Tried that ME Plot Generator some secs ago and got these (among many other crazy stuff 
- SAREN ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL OF A THRESHER MAW!
- (even better) WREX IS THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SOVEREIGN.
- (THE best one!
I died laughing. Can someone draw one of these?
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This one is the genetic destiny of Urz.
Saren knows Liara feels this.
The Thorian punches Saren. (Thorian: "You monster.")
Tali pilots Kelly.
Harbinger gains the loyalty of Wrex.
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What in the world is that website? XD "Kaiden Virmires Kasumi"?
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Oh, my... *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
This is simply HILARIOUSLY AWESOME! I almost chocked on my coffee when seeing this! 
YOU. NEED. TO. INCORPORATE. THIS. SOMEHOW. INTO. YOUR. AWESOME. MASS EFFECT PARODY. 
This made my day.
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You think THAT's bad? Check out my story Resident Hangover. It's based on a relationship meme, and BOY is it crack-y!
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I don't know If I find this funny or just really blasphemous.
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Top Five Fave Quotes:
Morinth probes Garrus.
Kelly becomes Sovereign.
Liara charms Ashley.
EDI 'air quotes' a thresher maw.
Harbinger sneaks into the Captain's quarters with EDI.
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MY EYES!!!!
Garrus, you are no longer cool
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