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Epifex — Cats suck

Published: 2012-04-01 20:40:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 9203; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 26
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Description Kinda hurried, but meh.
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willky7 [2015-05-25 10:01:28 +0000 UTC]

so I'm guess that means I'm a cat

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MumMau [2013-11-05 02:44:18 +0000 UTC]

3rd panel, that's me.

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Kollab [2013-07-29 21:15:23 +0000 UTC]

you dont like cats but cats are the ninjas of the animal kingdom 

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evilhusky49 In reply to Kollab [2013-08-02 10:57:59 +0000 UTC]

No sloth's are the ninjas of the animal kingdom its just that after they were introduced to the internet they became sloth and lethargic :L

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Kollab In reply to evilhusky49 [2013-08-02 15:49:15 +0000 UTC]

cats have night vision and panoramic vision they have razor sharp claw that can climb anything the can hook in on there claws that can rip things to shreds. and there whiskers can detect object near them and they can jump super high and there best ability is that there adorable 

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evilhusky49 In reply to Kollab [2013-08-02 21:05:27 +0000 UTC]

OH by all means i'm not saying they're awesome but dogs have 10x better hearing than humans jaws that can crush bone incredibly strong leg muscles a very resistant immune system and are very sociable animals, besides you can't a cat out on the town and impress the ladies with your Irish wolfhound or German shepherd can you?

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Kollab In reply to evilhusky49 [2013-08-03 05:09:45 +0000 UTC]

ok allot of cats are anti social i give you that  but in a way its the cat that you have not the way you raise it but the way you give it your friendship i have nothing wrong with dogs or cats but both races dog and cat are friends for life. dogs are warriors and cats are ninjas and we ends this as a truce?

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evilhusky49 In reply to Kollab [2013-08-03 05:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Afraid not because there is still the point that dog's will always stay by your side when cat's usually just leave the house and don't show up for days then they finally return just for food...Then you gotta buy them stupid scratching poles and big climbing things when dogs really just need a bed and a bowl, dog's are also often quite sociable with other animals when cats aren't because they will eat any pet birds you got or any pet fish if they get the chance when my dog doesn't even care that I own 2 fish tanks. I do think cats are cute and adorable and cuddly but how many times have you been stroking you cat and for some unusual reason it just randomly bit or clawed at you...my dog only ever growls and nips my hand when she's really tired and I disturbed her which makes sense. Personally I just find cats to be very disobedient,grumpy,expensive to look after and they break you shit just randomly because they climb on friking everything!

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Kollab In reply to evilhusky49 [2013-08-03 16:06:22 +0000 UTC]

my cat doesnt if i leave for more then a day he will think im gone forever and try to kill himself or starve himself  and my cat doesnt really care about other animals hes a lover not a fighter and i never bought a scratching toy and alot cats are independent all they need from you is food water and change the cat litter thats it they may seem anti social it bond with the owner of the cat my cat doesnt trust anyone whos about to walk next to him he only trusts me we sleep in the same place and i see him everyday and he returns when he feels like he needs to. i have nothing against dogs personaly i love dogs and dont think either race is better  then one another so truce? 

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Dr-ClayFTS [2012-06-17 17:28:10 +0000 UTC]

Yea cats are incredible! you should really go out and get help..i mean a cat.

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Epifex In reply to Dr-ClayFTS [2012-06-17 19:11:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't really like cats all that much. This was for that weird April Fools thing that dA did.

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