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Buck you, Sparkle! Trixie doesn't have a problem! Trixie can stop any time Trixie wants!
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ok, lets start now -takes away half of the medical supplies-
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YOU GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY PAIN CANDY OR I WILL MAGIC YOU IN THE FACE.
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see? you have a problem, and i have a solution
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Trixie prefers her own solution, which involves you dropping the meds and stepping away before Trixie turns you into a slug. Or after. You know, whatever.
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me: how about my way?
-5 minutes later trixie is in a straight jacket in a locked padded room, with no medical supplies in sight-
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After having tried your method, Trixie finds herself both unsatisfied and filled with intense loathing for you.
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me: you have to stay in this room for 24 hours
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And after that, may Trixie inflict grievous bodily harm upon you?
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me: trust me, after i'm done, you won't want to
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Trixie does not trust you, and wishes dearly for you to perish in flames. However, Trixie is willing to wait if it will get Trixie your permission to murder you. That way Trixie could probably pass it off as "assisted suicide" when taken to court.
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-about ten minutes in there, trixie can't take it anymore, but can't open the door, because it's locked from the outside-
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(Unintelligible shrieking, not unlike a daemon being strangled to death)
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me: don't worry twilight, that's normal
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Okay... what about all that red mist leaking from the door seam? And that weird arcane chanting that seems to be echoing just on the edge of my perception?
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me: that's also normal
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The veil encompasses us all! The Old Ones return, their words masked in fire! The darkness from beyond the void calls, and THEY answer! Cloaked in hatred! Forged in blood! Dripping shadows! GLRKURIKTMNPHLTRMMNT!!
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me: she's just going insane, that's what happens, but she'll eventually crack and be cured
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Yo, did someone call me? I'm totally getting a summoning vibe from over here.
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me: get out cthulu, i'm trying to cure trixie of an addiction
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REP'THELAAL! VERUUNGLEFT NAU'FAUN TRULM!!
Oh, geez, you would not BELIEVE what she just said about your mother.
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me: you mean my dead mom?
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me: maybe she's hungry -opens a small flap in the door and slides in 2 hay sandwiches-
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Foolish fool! Magic time!
(Magically transforms hay sandwiches into IV drips)
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me: if you try to attack me, you will be shot
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Not that your empty threats would stop me, but that's not what these are for, bucko.
(Attaches IV drips)
Wheeeeee!
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(Having acquired her fix of medical supplies, Trixie magically bails on the padded room)
So long, losers! Trixie's gonna rustle up some morphine to top this up.
Sooo... should I go home, or what?
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On the plus side we now have a giant bandaged Trixie to hug.
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but trixie is right about not being a medkit junkie
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Left for Dead 1...
The black guy who yells, "PIILLLSSS HERE!"
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Addicted not just to medkits, but UAC-brand* medkits in particular? Trixie is the Doomguy in Plutonia 2!!
*"Stimpack" is copyright to the UAC inside the Doom universe*
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You guess it right. I like Doom. Fond of memories this game is.
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4 panel, mina Trixie bezcenna
ostatnio nawet nie mam się do czego przyczepiać <_<
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The first step to overcoming addiction is admitting you have a problem.
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i kinda miss medkits now... all these new shooters that i play have regenerating health bars and strawberry jam...
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I know what you are talking about! It's kinda pissing me off too. Especially when I remember Duke Nukem and his voice "I NEEDED that!", when picking up medkit, while he was low on health. Yes... good times, indeed.
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good times... yeah its nice to duck into cover and just wait for health to regenerate but wheres the fun in that? though it would have been nice if that strawberry jam were real though...
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Cóż za bezczelność, Trixie jest tak Wspaniała i Potężna, że ona wszelkie obrażenia zwyczajnie z siebie otrzeopuje jak Stranger >D
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I know how you feel, Trix. In Halo, I'm a plasma grenade junkie.
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"Trixie? Hi, I'm Dr. Louis, and I'm not sure that you have realized that...Trixie, you have an addiction to peelz."]
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